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** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **

 
Gizzie
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** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
WERE ALL GETTING FRAZZLED TOGETHER, YEAH BABY YEAHHH


The World Health Organisation (WHO) warned for the first time this week that mobile phones may cause cancer. The UN’s health body urged phone owners to limit their use and issued ‘pragmatic’ measures to reduce exposure to mobiles.

In its attempt to provide the most authoritative verdict yet on the risks associated with mobiles, the WHO reviewed 21 credible scientific studies from 14 countries worldwide.

So just how dangerous is your mobile? Here, we offer a dispassionate analysis......

Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Here's the official PDF report by the World Health Organization:

[link to www.iarc.fr]



And here is the U.S Study from The Journal Of The Medical Association:

[link to jama.ama-assn.org]



ALSO, ask all the 1,600 Mr Ratty's tested on, they will confirm it, if they can remember. rivotears

Last Edited by Gizzie on 06/02/2011 10:35 AM
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It's more than just cancer though.
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
It's more than just cancer though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1410135


Yep, sure is...


Detailed academic studies conducted in 2004 in Sweden by Professor Leif Salford, of Lund University, concluded cancer was not the only risk.

He found radiation could kill off brain cells, leading to senility.

Professor Salford spent more than 15 years studying the effect of mobile phones on the brain. In experiments, he exposed 1,600 rats to the levels of radiation emitted from mobiles and concluded their brain cells were damaged.



Were all officially nearing being BRIANDEAD Morans.

There's no way to hiding2 from this one.
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Here is the answer as to why all these newscasters are mincing their words.
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Most of the Mofos here are already brian dead anyway muahahhahhahhahha
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Here is the answer as to why all these newscasters are mincing their words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366100


ohyeah We finally cracked it dasbier
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Most of the Mofos here are already brian dead anyway muahahhahhahhahha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1411196


At last, we know why.

CONCLUSION:

All you Brianless briandead morans need to to stop using your mobile phones to make GLP an happier place to be.

Go back to the days when you had a piece of string between 2 plastic cups, just make sure you don't litter after your call.

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bumping for all you briandead morans.

We don't just need a Shill warning button, We now need a Official Briandead button as well.
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bump
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bump
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I don't think I've got enough string. Let me go check....
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"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

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good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer.

let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization"
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer.

let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344543


WOW, did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning???
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I don't think I've got enough string. Let me go check....
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


Either that or you can try yodelling
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer.

let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344543


WOW, did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning???
 Quoting: Gizzie


YOU SLEEP, THEY LIVE
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I don't care about Brian - who the f*ck is Brian? sheep
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
Brian
Briandead
Brian cells

laugh

I'm so gonna steal these expressions!
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
Read an article that stated after five minutes on a cellphone in your vehicle (apparently the metal chassis itself acts as an antenna and boosts the microwave frequencies) your reactions are slowed to that of a seventy year old. Would explain why all the cell phone yappin' drivers here in Houston drive like 'tards. STFU and drive!
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I don't care about Brian - who the f*ck is Brian? sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1411615


Duh... Brain lol
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Brian
Briandead
Brian cells

laugh

I'm so gonna steal these expressions!
 Quoting: TheBlackVegetable 1411620


Yeah, there getting popular now on here lmaooo
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
It seems as though this problem has already taken itz toll on YOUR BRAIN! Awesoem / grammarrz / splelin there in yer title thier buddy!
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Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells **
I actually bought an electromagnetic radiation detector/reader, and readings on our Active cell phones were around 70-300hz; reading on my daughter's brain was 1900, on my daughter's tummy 1400.

Nuclear physicist dad says that the human body absorbs and ejects all kinds of radiation throughout the day.

The only imagery I've seen on people in these studies is due to heat spots (from the battery warming up against the face/ear).

I'm not saying too much cell phone use or keeping them in your pocket is a good idea, but there's always more to the story and more research to be done :) I want to try different and more powerful detectors myself.

hf
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Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells
 Quoting: Gizzie


You noticed the effects first, you have a very small quantity of brain cells left, it is apparent by your atrocious spelling!





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