** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** | |
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Gizzie (OP) User ID: 410436 United Kingdom 06/02/2011 06:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** It's more than just cancer though. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1410135Yep, sure is... Detailed academic studies conducted in 2004 in Sweden by Professor Leif Salford, of Lund University, concluded cancer was not the only risk. He found radiation could kill off brain cells, leading to senility. Professor Salford spent more than 15 years studying the effect of mobile phones on the brain. In experiments, he exposed 1,600 rats to the levels of radiation emitted from mobiles and concluded their brain cells were damaged. Were all officially nearing being BRIANDEAD Morans. There's no way to from this one. |
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Gizzie (OP) User ID: 410436 United Kingdom 06/02/2011 07:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** Most of the Mofos here are already brian dead anyway muahahhahhahhahha Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1411196At last, we know why. CONCLUSION: All you Brianless briandead morans need to to stop using your mobile phones to make GLP an happier place to be. Go back to the days when you had a piece of string between 2 plastic cups, just make sure you don't litter after your call. Last Edited by Gizzie on 06/02/2011 07:10 AM |
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DeadBeacon User ID: 1411193 Aruba 06/02/2011 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** I don't think I've got enough string. Let me go check.... :Canadian F::State of Texas: "Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"! "Some choose to hear, few decide to listen". "Question what you know and know why you question". "GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same". "The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1344543 United States 06/02/2011 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer. let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization" |
Gizzie (OP) User ID: 410436 United Kingdom 06/02/2011 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344543let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization" WOW, did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning??? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1344543 United States 06/02/2011 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** good, that's what you get for whoring your days out for world kings.. running here and there calling and texting and slaving and buying and trying and choosing, base humans are just grease on the skids to move the monument, may they all get brain cancer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344543let this fucking rotting ship sink. death to "civilization" WOW, did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning??? YOU SLEEP, THEY LIVE |
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G-wiz User ID: 1117445 United States 06/02/2011 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** Read an article that stated after five minutes on a cellphone in your vehicle (apparently the metal chassis itself acts as an antenna and boosts the microwave frequencies) your reactions are slowed to that of a seventy year old. Would explain why all the cell phone yappin' drivers here in Houston drive like 'tards. STFU and drive! |
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USDAlady User ID: 41881644 United States 09/20/2013 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ** Your ALL Officially Getting Briandead, Here You Go - All The Facts On How Mobile/Cell Phones CAN Cause Cancer & Kill Brian Cells ** I actually bought an electromagnetic radiation detector/reader, and readings on our Active cell phones were around 70-300hz; reading on my daughter's brain was 1900, on my daughter's tummy 1400. Nuclear physicist dad says that the human body absorbs and ejects all kinds of radiation throughout the day. The only imagery I've seen on people in these studies is due to heat spots (from the battery warming up against the face/ear). I'm not saying too much cell phone use or keeping them in your pocket is a good idea, but there's always more to the story and more research to be done :) I want to try different and more powerful detectors myself. |
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