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did you hear???
did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road? One was assaulted!
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1364022


I am glad someone got it... :)
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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Did you hear about the ant that was stuck on the ledge of the toilet seat and couldn't get down? He got pissed off.
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Did you hear about the ant that was stuck on the ledge of the toilet seat and couldn't get down? He got pissed off.
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ha ha ha ha! Knee slapper! good one! ha ha ha ha... :)
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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Keep tellin jokes like that and you'll end up taking my title

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road? One was assaulted!
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ROFLMAO.
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this guy walks into a clockmaker with his grandfather clock and says, "There is something wrong with my clock, it used to go tic-toc tic-toc; but now it only goes tic tic tic. Is there anything you can do?"
The clockmaker says, "let me see." He takes the grandfather clock and puts it in a chair then shines a bright light in its face. He stand up then walks slowly around it, then jumps down in front of it and says, "We have ways of making you talk."
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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Did you hear about the guy who was born with 5 penises? His pants always fit him like a glove.
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Two Firemen were having Anal Sex in a smoke-filled room....

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Never mind. That one is too ...something.

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Two Firemen were having Anal Sex in a smoke-filled room....

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Never mind. That one is too ...something.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412445


this is a clean room... :)
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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The Airline attendant responded to the man seated in A37, when he began to sneeze and was unable to stop. She noticed him shoving napkins into the front of his pants and asked him if she could do anything.

He explained that he suffered a rare condition wherein, each time he sneezes, he has an orgasm.

When the attendant asked the gentleman if she could bring him anything, he responded, "Yes please. More Black Pepper and more napkins."

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a yellow frog is hopping down the trail and comes upon a fairy. The fairy says "hey hey hey, you found me. Now you get a wish."

The frog, being a frog just wants to be like all the other frogs so he wishes he were green. ** poof ** he turns green but he looks down to his crotch and says, "You missed a spot."

The fairy says, "no no no, can't do that. If you want that done you will have to see the wizard. He is over there."

A short while later a pink elephant comes upon the fairy. The fairy says, "hey hey hey, you found me. Now you get a wish."

The elephant, being an elephant just wants to be like all the other elephants so he wishes to be gray. ** poof ** he turns gray but he looks down to his crotch and says, "you missed a spot."

The fairy says, "no no no, can't do that. If you want that done, you will have to see the wizard. Just follow the yellow prick toad...."
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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a man walks into this bar and sees this guy with an itty bitty 12" man playing beautiful music on a piano right in front of him. The guy says, "that is beautiful, where did you find him?"

The guy at the bar a bit drunk says, "I made a wish. There is a machine in the back that grants wishes."

The man says, "wow, can i do it?"

the guy says, "i don't see why not; but be careful, it is hard of hearing."

the man goes into the back, puts a quarter in the machine and wishes for a million bucks. nothing happens; but when he comes back into the bar, there are ducks everywhere -- hundreds and hundreds of ducks. So, he asks the guy, "where did all the ducks come from?

He says, "what did you wish for?"

the man says, "a million bucks"

the guy says, "so, now you have a million ducks -- i told you it was hard of hearing. Do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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ok, well i tried... be well all.
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road? One was assaulted!
 Quoting: deepend



ROFLMAO.
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a man walks into this bar and sees this guy with an itty bitty 12" man playing beautiful music on a piano right in front of him. The guy says, "that is beautiful, where did you find him?"

The guy at the bar a bit drunk says, "I made a wish. There is a machine in the back that grants wishes."

The man says, "wow, can i do it?"

the guy says, "i don't see why not; but be careful, it is hard of hearing."

the man goes into the back, puts a quarter in the machine and wishes for a million bucks. nothing happens; but when he comes back into the bar, there are ducks everywhere -- hundreds and hundreds of ducks. So, he asks the guy, "where did all the ducks come from?

He says, "what did you wish for?"

the man says, "a million bucks"

the guy says, "so, now you have a million ducks -- i told you it was hard of hearing. Do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
 Quoting: deepend


cruise
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anyone have any funny jokes?
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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boring crowd, guess not.
^^ gravity is a harsh reality. ^^
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Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested????

Yep, he was 'charged with battery'......
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Two chemists walk into a bar, one asks for H20, the other asks for H20 too. One lived, the other didn't.
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...P.S.: Your vagina's in the sink.

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