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Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of Pharmaceutical Companies

 
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Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of Pharmaceutical Companies
I have posted this on my low-carb eating thread that many here follow but this piece really deserves a thread of its own .... it is so funny

[link to www.theonion.com]

Here's a little taster - had me cracking up laughing:

NEW YORK—The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers.

Pfizer executives characterized the FDA's approval as a "godsend" for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders.
Enlarge ImagePharmAmorin, now relieving distrust of large pharmaceutical conglomerates in pharmacies nationwide.

"Many individuals today lack the deep, abiding affection for drug makers that is found in healthy people, such as myself," Pfizer CEO Hank McKinnell said. "These tragic disorders are reaching epidemic levels, and as a company dedicated to promoting the health, well-being, and long life of our company's public image, it was imperative that we did something to combat them."
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06/04/2011 11:01 AM
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Satire at its most cutting best! :)
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06/04/2011 11:03 AM
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Excellent.
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06/04/2011 11:06 AM
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Would have been even better if for an added dose of realism they had suggested that such a Critical Thinking Disorder Inhibitor should be added to the Municipal water supply lol
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06/04/2011 11:11 AM
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Wonder if there's a trust you Government and Climate Warming scientists variant available too? lol
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06/04/2011 11:19 AM
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I would not be surprised if a lot drug company employees
believe this to be true.
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06/04/2011 11:21 AM
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I would not be surprised if a lot drug company employees
believe this to be true.
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Unfortunately not just drug company employees :(
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