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YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.

 
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YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
That's right morons, its not a 365.2421° orbit around the sun!

True earth-sun year is 365.2421 days, we are completing this in only 365 days, meaning: we are running faster then true time, meaning: when four years pass-by we are 1 day ahead of true Vernal equinox and need to subtract a day off our calender to get in-sync with the seasons, lol.

Spherical earth necessitates a spherical calender absolutely accurate, never giving nor taking of one single minute or it all goes to the dog house. You can't add a day, you would need to subtract a day on spherical Pinocchio earth. Adding a day applies to flat earth whereby the sun revolves above the Dome of sky around the earth. Therefore, if the circus of science and the clowns at NASA want to look on the up and up with the existing calender they need to subtract a day every leap year!

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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
Don't ever change, baby!
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
That's right morons, its not a 365.2421° orbit around the sun!

True earth-sun year is 365.2421 days, we are completing this in only 365 days, meaning: we are running faster then true time, meaning: when four years pass-by we are 1 day ahead of true Vernal equinox and need to subtract a day off our calender to get in-sync with the seasons, lol.

Spherical earth necessitates a spherical calender absolutely accurate, never giving nor taking of one single minute or it all goes to the dog house. You can't add a day, you would need to subtract a day on spherical Pinocchio earth. Adding a day applies to flat earth whereby the sun revolves above the Dome of sky around the earth. Therefore, if the circus of science and the clowns at NASA want to look on the up and up with the existing calender they need to subtract a day every leap year!

another do
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I think you would be getting more action if you used moran instead of moron. For future reference.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
thats why we have a leap year, to account for that .24 x 4 years, omg it's a day.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
Bane the moran now
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
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lol
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
Get a brain moran!
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
I think you would be getting more action if you used moran instead of moron. For future reference.
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Noted, moran.

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its moron assholes. op was right. get speelcheck, hell get a dictionary
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
thats why we have a leap year, to account for that .24 x 4 years, omg it's a day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240601

True earth-sun year is 365.2421 days!

We are completing this in only 365 days!

Meaning: we are running faster then true time!

Meaning: when four years pass-by we are 1 day ahead of true Vernal equinox and need to subtract a day off our calender to get in-sync with the seasons, lol.
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its moron assholes. op was right. get speelcheck, hell get a dictionary
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despite the amrican flag, i live in ruxsia
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
Bane the moran now
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Ha! When you can't defend your pseudo-science the only tool left in your disposal to quail the onslaught is the Ban.

Poor performance, pathetic, in fact.
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chuckle
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
That's right morons, its not a 365.2421° orbit around the sun!

True earth-sun year is 365.2421 days, we are completing this in only 365 days, meaning: we are running faster then true time, meaning: when four years pass-by we are 1 day ahead of true Vernal equinox and need to subtract a day off our calender to get in-sync with the seasons, lol.

Spherical earth necessitates a spherical calender absolutely accurate, never giving nor taking of one single minute or it all goes to the dog house. You can't add a day, you would need to subtract a day on spherical Pinocchio earth. Adding a day applies to flat earth whereby the sun revolves above the Dome of sky around the earth. Therefore, if the circus of science and the clowns at NASA want to look on the up and up with the existing calender they need to subtract a day every leap year!

another do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412747


You take 365 steps. Have a "friend" take 365.24 steps.

Repeat 4 times.

Who's further ahead? Who needs to take an extra step to "catch o"?
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
its moron assholes. op was right. get speelcheck, hell get a dictionary
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can I download a "speelcheck" or do I have to go to a store?
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
You take 365 steps. Have a "friend" take 365.24 steps.

Repeat 4 times.

Who's further ahead? Who needs to take an extra step to "catch o"?
 Quoting: Coward, Anonymous


Time cannot be measure in terms of distance using steps!

Time can be measured in days in this case.

Stop spinning web of deceit, you all tangled.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
That's right morons, its not a 365.2421° orbit around the sun!

True earth-sun year is 365.2421 days, we are completing this in only 365 days, meaning: we are running faster then true time, meaning: when four years pass-by we are 1 day ahead of true Vernal equinox and need to subtract a day off our calender to get in-sync with the seasons, lol.

Spherical earth necessitates a spherical calender absolutely accurate, never giving nor taking of one single minute or it all goes to the dog house. You can't add a day, you would need to subtract a day on spherical Pinocchio earth. Adding a day applies to flat earth whereby the sun revolves above the Dome of sky around the earth. Therefore, if the circus of science and the clowns at NASA want to look on the up and up with the existing calender they need to subtract a day every leap year!

another do
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OK,

now I GET it.

YOU do this to MOCK all the other stupid shit posted at GLP.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
YOU do this to MOCK all the other stupid shit posted at GLP.
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I do it because its true.

If the spherical earth takes 365.2421 days to get back to Vernal Spring equinox and we get to Spring in 365 days, after 4 years we'll be a full day ahead and in need of "subtracting" a day. Never adding one.

This thread exposes the lies and treachery of a deceitful system and no-one, not one fawkin person on GLP seems remotely disturbed by it. Its like they already knew this and other conspiracies I posted and all seems okay, nothing to worry about. No possibility that government will pull a false flag like 911 or spike e-coli on BIG cucumbers so that good healthy girls who take care of their bodies and treat it like temple become demoralized and say; What the hay, if you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't and die might as well get fawked up the ass with that cucumber!"
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The End!

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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
YOU do this to MOCK all the other stupid shit posted at GLP.
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I do it because its true.

If the spherical earth takes 365.2421 days to get back to Vernal Spring equinox and we get to Spring in 365 days, after 4 years we'll be a full day ahead and in need of "subtracting" a day. Never adding one.

This thread exposes the lies and treachery of a deceitful system and no-one, not one fawkin person on GLP seems remotely disturbed by it. Its like they already knew this and other conspiracies I posted and all seems okay, nothing to worry about. No possibility that government will pull a false flag like 911 or spike e-coli on BIG cucumbers so that good healthy girls who take care of their bodies and treat it like temple become demoralized and say; What the hay, if you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't and die might as well get fawked up the ass with that cucumber!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412747


We will be a full day BEHIND not ahead... we are taking LESS time for our year then the actual time it takes to go around. In order to make up for that fact we have to ADD time. Because when a number is LESS, you must ADD to make it equil.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
YOU do this to MOCK all the other stupid shit posted at GLP.
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I do it because its true.

If the spherical earth takes 365.2421 days to get back to Vernal Spring equinox and we get to Spring in 365 days, after 4 years we'll be a full day ahead and in need of "subtracting" a day. Never adding one.


This thread exposes the lies and treachery of a deceitful system and no-one, not one fawkin person on GLP seems remotely disturbed by it. Its like they already knew this and other conspiracies I posted and all seems okay, nothing to worry about. No possibility that government will pull a false flag like 911 or spike e-coli on BIG cucumbers so that good healthy girls who take care of their bodies and treat it like temple become demoralized and say; What the hay, if you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't and die might as well get fawked up the ass with that cucumber!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412747


We will be a full day BEHIND not ahead... we are taking LESS time for our year then the actual time it takes to go around. In order to make up for that fact we have to ADD time. Because when a number is LESS, you must ADD to make it equil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416323


If takes less time it means you're ahead of time.

If you're ahead of time it means that you subtract.

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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
What are you babbling on about?
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
You've convinced me.
The earth does not revolve about the sun.
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
You take 365 steps. Have a "friend" take 365.24 steps.

Repeat 4 times.

Who's further ahead? Who needs to take an extra step to "catch o"?
 Quoting: Coward, Anonymous


Time cannot be measure in terms of distance using steps!

Time can be measured in days in this case.

Stop spinning web of deceit, you all tangled.
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Time is distance.

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Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 06/05/2011 10:35 PM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
You've convinced me.
The earth does not revolve about the sun.
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peace
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
I didn't look just cause almost every thing ive ever been taught and told,are FuckIng lies but if your numbers are correct then yes your math is correct and you are right . This is sad almost nothing can be trusted anymore ,unless you,me,we,all figure it out our selves. THanks opbump
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
OP, that would only happen if the Earth was orbiting the sun
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Re: YOU MORONS! -- If earth orbited the sun we'd need a spherical calender absolutely accurate, or the SEASONS would fall out of SYNC.
You take 365 steps. Have a "friend" take 365.24 steps.

Repeat 4 times.

Who's further ahead? Who needs to take an extra step to "catch o"?
 Quoting: Coward, Anonymous


Time cannot be measure in terms of distance using steps!

Time can be measured in days in this case.

Stop spinning web of deceit, you all tangled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412747


You can figure it either way and end up with the same. He's playing everyone....lol!

Spinning his own little web.....

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