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Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question

 
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Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
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You know, I was going to read that, but so many people told me how it ended. I mean, no spoiler alert or anything.
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Not to mention jesus gets crucified like 12 times..
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where was Jesus from age 12 to age 30?
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where was Jesus from age 12 to age 30?
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I don't recall this being mentioned in scripture. Isn't it a partial mystery?
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You know, I was going to read that, but so many people told me how it ended. I mean, no spoiler alert or anything.
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haha Ghost7
There is No easy path from the earth to the stars..
By wind a fire is fed, by wind a fire is extinguished..
Grant Us Peace.--------
Don't Fear Death, but Don't Go Looking For It.
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Did you notice the first four books are all love, peace and tolerance, other than the nailing him up! Then it gets creepy and full of laws and hell fire. Like it was written so you could make people do anything you want? You can make the sheep peaceful and full of love or make them follow a dictator into war. A brilliant psy op that is about 1,700 years old and still kicking.
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yeah, i like a comandment from john that says above all else "that we love one another."
-The second letter of John

and too walk in truth

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By wind a fire is fed, by wind a fire is extinguished..
Grant Us Peace.--------
Don't Fear Death, but Don't Go Looking For It.
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
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Now go back and study it. Learn the message and know the Truth.
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Will do, thanks for the advice.
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By wind a fire is fed, by wind a fire is extinguished..
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Don't Fear Death, but Don't Go Looking For It.
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Everyone wonder where Jesus was from age 12 to 30, we know he wasn't talked about at that age but he was young. He was a carpenter like Joseph and Joseph died and left a wife and family of younger children and Jesus was the oldest. The oldest was the one left to proved for the family. By the time he was 30 the other children were grown, then he started what he was sent here for.

You know he was to human and do the human thing which he did.
Why would you think he would not learn about what it was like to be human. He was human, later he was tested and filled with the Holy Ghost, then baptized and the spirit of God fell on him, that is when his real job started.

This is what I think happened but it does make sense don't you think.

You know he had brothers and sisters, it is in the bible.
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
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and then you gave comedian a headjob.

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Everyone wonder where Jesus was from age 12 to 30, we know he wasn't talked about at that age but he was young. He was a carpenter like Joseph and Joseph died and left a wife and family of younger children and Jesus was the oldest. The oldest was the one left to proved for the family. By the time he was 30 the other children were grown, then he started what he was sent here for.

You know he was to human and do the human thing which he did.
Why would you think he would not learn about what it was like to be human. He was human, later he was tested and filled with the Holy Ghost, then baptized and the spirit of God fell on him, that is when his real job started.

This is what I think happened but it does make sense don't you think.

You know he had brothers and sisters, it is in the bible.
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Grant Us Peace.--------
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I would answer, but have been warned against casting pearls before swine.
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
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and then you gave comedian a headjob.

vundabar
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^ I see our little pink ladyboy sockpuppet mafia just can't keep its hands off its little self ^
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Did you notice the first four books are all love, peace and tolerance, other than the nailing him up! Then it gets creepy and full of laws and hell fire. Like it was written so you could make people do anything you want? You can make the sheep peaceful and full of love or make them follow a dictator into war. A brilliant psy op that is about 1,700 years old and still kicking.
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^ This theological lesson brought to you by a former transvestite porn star, and no, that's not hyperbole ^

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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
 Quoting: Ghost#7


Now, have a look here at the NT interlinear in Aramaic:
[link to www.peshitta.org]
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don't you think that if anything of interest was to be found in that ancient text, it would have come to light already?



Way to admit to wasting your time.
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! I learned I was a fucking dick licker I know I am gay but please understand :)
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Now go back and study it. Learn the message and know the Truth.
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! Hey buddy please respond if you still want blow job I owe you 10 bucks we can lick shit off each others dicks :)
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Now, have a look here at the NT interlinear in Aramaic:
[link to www.peshitta.org]
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don't you think that if anything of interest was to be found in that ancient text, it would have come to light already?



Way to admit to wasting your time.
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It must be nice being so completely stupid that you believe that everything you don't know is unimportant.

It's sadly hilarious to watch, but I bet you're comfortable.
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Which of the first 3 books are forgeries?
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Did you notice that throughout the book of Matthew, Jesus teaches eastern-style renunciation
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Re: Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
I suggest you read deu 31 to see why the pedophile talmud worshippers hate MOSES.

This is why they HATE CHRIST.


Jesus debunked the pharisees completely in this one.

Mar 12:35 And Jesus answered and said, while he taught in the temple, How say the scribes that Christ is the Son of David?
Mar 12:36 For David himself said by the Holy Ghost, The LORD said to my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Mar 12:37 David therefore himself calleth him Lord; and whence is he then his son? And the common people heard him gladly.

Christ is the son of GOD, right?


How is IT that viper pharisees taught that Christ is the son of david ???

"the lyin of jewduh"(in solomans temple for cash/meat...

to keep the idiot tithepaying taxwhore slaves in bondage)


Actually Jesus was pointing out that the scribes were saying this... not that he agreed.

BECAUSE

soloman was an evil moloch worshipping babykiller who numbered israel for satan as his father also accomplished before him. ... after numbering the people for satan then soloman collected taxes with a huge army and his SPERM DONOR called him a god.

Its in the HOLY BIBLE BY KING JAMES

1Ki 5:12 And the LORD gave Solomon wisdom, as he promised him: and there was peace between Hiram and Solomon; and they two made a league together.

oooooooh a profitable corporate business partnership

but NO PEACE between soloman 666 the beast and the ONETRUEGOD who cast away that dead stone temple and took the kingdom away from lyin of jewduh grandson, solomans son for soloman 666 was doing evil in HIS sight exactly like moses said deu31

compare to the LIARS of the doctrines of men

What do people say when you ask them about soloman and david compared to what the bible BUYBAAL actually says???


Also .... As in the days of NOAH...

1Ki 4:20 Judah and Israel were many, as the sand which is by the sea in multitude, eating and drinking, and making merry.

^^^ so YHWH kept HIS promise to Abraham and soloman.

then HE turned from idolators and blasphemers who worshipped moloch and made bloody offerings of children.

1Ki 11:7 Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that is before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon.

So the baby killing for moloch and incest for ammon and death cults for moab... is EVIL and the blind lead the blind.

2Th 2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

Why would incest satanists who lie and murder hate CHRIST??? Because HE told the truth about hypocrites who exploit and enslave other people for profit.

Thanks rant
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Re: Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
I suggest you read deu 31 to see why the pedophile talmud worshippers hate MOSES.

This is why they HATE CHRIST.


Jesus debunked the pharisees completely in this one.

Mar 12:35 And Jesus answered and said, while he taught in the temple, How say the scribes that Christ is the Son of David?
Mar 12:36 For David himself said by the Holy Ghost, The LORD said to my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Mar 12:37 David therefore himself calleth him Lord; and whence is he then his son? And the common people heard him gladly.

Christ is the son of GOD, right?


How is IT that viper pharisees taught that Christ is the son of david ???

"the lyin of jewduh"(in solomans temple for cash/meat...

to keep the idiot tithepaying taxwhore slaves in bondage)


Actually Jesus was pointing out that the scribes were saying this... not that he agreed.

BECAUSE

soloman was an evil moloch worshipping babykiller who numbered israel for satan as his father also accomplished before him. ... after numbering the people for satan then soloman collected taxes with a huge army and his SPERM DONOR called him a god.

Its in the HOLY BIBLE BY KING JAMES

1Ki 5:12 And the LORD gave Solomon wisdom, as he promised him: and there was peace between Hiram and Solomon; and they two made a league together.

oooooooh a profitable corporate business partnership

but NO PEACE between soloman 666 the beast and the ONETRUEGOD who cast away that dead stone temple and took the kingdom away from lyin of jewduh grandson, solomans son for soloman 666 was doing evil in HIS sight exactly like moses said deu31

compare to the LIARS of the doctrines of men

What do people say when you ask them about soloman and david compared to what the bible BUYBAAL actually says???


Also .... As in the days of NOAH...

1Ki 4:20 Judah and Israel were many, as the sand which is by the sea in multitude, eating and drinking, and making merry.

^^^ so YHWH kept HIS promise to Abraham and soloman.

then HE turned from idolators and blasphemers who worshipped moloch and made bloody offerings of children.

1Ki 11:7 Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that is before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon.

So the baby killing for moloch and incest for ammon and death cults for moab... is EVIL and the blind lead the blind.

2Th 2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

Why would incest satanists who lie and murder hate CHRIST??? Because HE told the truth about hypocrites who exploit and enslave other people for profit.

Thanks rant
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Grant Us Peace.--------
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
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Now, have a look here at the NT interlinear in Aramaic:
[link to www.peshitta.org]
 Quoting: Comedian


thanks comedian, looks interesting. I was planning on sometime trying to find some of the older manuscripts, or older interpretations of the bible. If you have any other recourses, it goes much appreciated.
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Re: Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
Which of the first 3 books are forgeries?
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under the idea that any of them are forgeries, wouldn't they all be?
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Finaly finished reading the New Testament. The life of Jesus Christ, the apostles, and the Reverberation of John. Finished reading Revelations today! :)
 Quoting: Ghost#7


Congratulations on wasting many hours of your life!
You'll never get that time back but at least you know the bible is bullshit now.
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Re: Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
don't you think that if anything of interest was to be found in that ancient text, it would have come to light already?



Way to admit to wasting your time.
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It must be nice being so completely stupid that you believe that everything you don't know is unimportant.

It's sadly hilarious to watch, but I bet you're comfortable.
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Actually he was correct, the new testament is entirely unimportant in the 21st century, unless you're a historian engaging in textual criticism to show how the new testament is riddled with discrepancies, contradictions, and outright fallacies.
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Re: Just finished reading the New Testament, ask me a question
Did you notice the first four books are all love, peace and tolerance, other than the nailing him up! Then it gets creepy and full of laws and hell fire. Like it was written so you could make people do anything you want? You can make the sheep peaceful and full of love or make them follow a dictator into war. A brilliant psy op that is about 1,700 years old and still kicking.
 Quoting: Barbi


True, and it works for so many different cults and sects to use and abuse their followers any way they want.
And if any insane person hears a voice telling them it's God and they should kill their child, there's nothing in the bible against that either - God does tell his followers to kill others, in the bible.

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