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I never ate bacon, what does it taste like

 
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I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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06/07/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
like overcrowded feedlots, urine, and poop
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06/07/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
like chicken, only piggier.
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06/07/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
it tasted like....bacon
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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06/07/2011 12:29 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
heaven.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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+1000000
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
like bullet in Osama.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
like overcrowded feedlots, urine, and poop
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it smells good but after what you said i am glad i cannot eat it.
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06/07/2011 12:29 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
It's hard to define if you've never tasted it...

have you ever eaten fake bacon bits...like that only better.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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+1000000
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bullshit.
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06/07/2011 12:31 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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+1000000
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bullshit.
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liar
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06/07/2011 12:31 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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Eat turkey bacon, I like turkey bacon :)
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06/07/2011 12:32 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
If it is crispy then it tastes like fucking heaven, but if it isn't crispy then it is only like so-so sex in your mouth.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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Eat turkey bacon, I like turkey bacon :)
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Thank you!
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06/07/2011 12:33 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
turkey bacon
cruise

that's NOT bacon.
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06/07/2011 12:35 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Bacon.

What else doesn't it taste like? What does anything taste like? You can't explain that.

Bacon's appeal is more than flavor it's also texture. Complex and well, bacon....
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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+1000000
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bullshit.
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Try it sometime Mahmoud
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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06/07/2011 12:37 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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It tastes like the flesh of Jews and Muslims.

I hope this has been enlightening.
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06/07/2011 12:38 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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+1000000
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bullshit.
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Try it sometime Mahmoud
 Quoting: mathetes


I'm not a muslim Hershal. I eat bacon about twice a month unlike your grotesque fat ass eating it everyday and twice on Sundays..

But bacon is overated, i would rather eat some chicken.
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06/07/2011 12:38 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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It tastes like the flesh of Jews and Muslims.

I hope this has been enlightening.
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ha funny. i would not eat a dirty j*w even if i was dying.
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06/07/2011 12:39 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Just eat it, spit it out, satisfy your curiosity, but be careful, OP. The Pandora's box, once opened, can never be shut.
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06/07/2011 12:39 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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It tastes like the flesh of Jews and Muslims.

I hope this has been enlightening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412510


ha funny. i would not eat a dirty j*w even if i was dying.
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But Jews and Muslims are like, identical.
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06/07/2011 12:40 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Like strips of gold glazed with rainbows.
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applause Sounds about right to me!
I bitch, therefor I am.
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06/07/2011 12:41 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
And bacon is sooooo good. There's shitty bacon of course, because some people over salt it. But the perfect blend is smoky, fatty, but a touch of maple sweetness, and a tender crisp snap that melts in your mouth and you breathe in that salty sweet small the smoky the chewy meat and crumbly brown fat...

Sooo good.

BUT there is beef bacon and it's pretty close, I'd say 90%.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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Dump your stupid religion, and enjoy some bacon.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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06/07/2011 12:45 AM
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
good bacon tastes like 72 sweet, female virgins pigchef
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06/07/2011 12:46 AM

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bullshit.
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Try it sometime Mahmoud
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I'm not a muslim Hershal. I eat bacon about twice a month unlike your grotesque fat ass eating it everyday and twice on Sundays..

But bacon is overated, i would rather eat some chicken.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417792


Sure you're not and Hershel likes bacon too. 84 TD's eating bacon & grits
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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Two words: beef curtains





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bullshit.
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Try it sometime Mahmoud
 Quoting: mathetes


I'm not a muslim Hershal. I eat bacon about twice a month unlike your grotesque fat ass eating it everyday and twice on Sundays..

But bacon is overated, i would rather eat some chicken.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417792


Sure you're not and Hershel likes bacon too. 84 TD's eating bacon & grits
 Quoting: mathetes


WTF is grits, is it some kind of deep fried battered forskin Jew delicacy??
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Re: I never ate bacon, what does it taste like
Due to my religion I am not allowed to eat bacon and was wondering what it tastes like.
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Eat turkey bacon, I like turkey bacon :)
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