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Whoopsie!!!!Australian Government Loses All Its UFO Files

 
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Two months ago, an Australian newspaper submitted a Freedom of Information (FOI) request to its government seeking files pertaining to UFO sightings across the country.

Government officials have just come back empty handed. The UFO files, they said, seem to have gone missing.

"The files could not be located and Headquarters Air Command formally advised that this file is deemed lost," the Australia Department of Defense's FOI assistant director, Natalie Carpenter, told the Sydney Morning Herald, the newspaper that made the request.



Two months spent (presumably) thumbing through drawers turned up only one UFO-related file, Carpenter said, called "Report on UFOs/Strange Occurrences and Phenomena in Woomera." It documents a series of sightings in and around a military weapons testing range in the Australian outback.
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This isn't the first time in recent history that a government body has misplaced UFO files. Earlier this year, Britain's Ministry of Defense released thousands of reports related to UFO sightings in Britain over the past few decades. All files from 1980 to 1982, however, were missing. The omission raised some suspicion among conspiracy theorists.

They are hiding something...or are really stupid.
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OOPS! Our bad.



They are hiding something....and they are stupid
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All files from 1980 to 1982, however, were missing. The omission raised some suspicion among conspiracy theorists.

They are hiding something...or are really stupid.
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Unless the aliens only visited from 1980 to 1982 this would not make any sense.
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It's Australia.

Loserville.

Libtards.

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Glomar denial and classification by compilation = Poof, gone.
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It's Australia.

Loserville.

Libtards.

Fuck em.

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This isn't the first time in recent history that a government body has misplaced UFO files. Earlier this year, Britain's Ministry of Defense released thousands of reports related to UFO sightings in Britain over the past few decades. All files from 1980 to 1982, however, were missing. The omission raised some suspicion among conspiracy theorists.

They are hiding something...or are really stupid.
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governments only lose shit that implicates their guilt or incompetence, they never lose your tax bill or dirty secrets to railroad you with

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