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Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2011 01:03 AM
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Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Use premium gas?
CalmB4theLight

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06/08/2011 01:07 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
when did your ex wife pass on to the other side, and who did you have sex with while in her car?

I would recommend a good priest for this, or ghostbusters...

Only one question remains...

Who you gonna call?...
You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?...

See you on the other side :)

1...million...souls...
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
when did your ex wife pass on to the other side, and who did you have sex with while in her car?

I would recommend a good priest for this, or ghostbusters...

Only one question remains...

Who you gonna call?...
 Quoting: CalmB4theLight


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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
when did your ex wife pass on to the other side, and who did you have sex with while in her car?

I would recommend a good priest for this, or ghostbusters...

Only one question remains...

Who you gonna call?...
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chuckle
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06/08/2011 01:14 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
LMAO! This is haha funny!
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06/08/2011 01:17 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Yep. You need an exorcist.

Try William Lau or Pat Holliday. Bob Larson.
Pray or be defeated.
My YT channel: www.youtube.com/knowjesusknowpeace
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06/08/2011 01:18 AM
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06/08/2011 01:19 AM
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Call Harold Camping
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Sorry. Got sidetracked. You were saying?
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06/08/2011 02:18 AM
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LMAO! This is haha funny!
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Indeed.
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06/08/2011 02:31 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Industrial grade molecular acid and a great poker face.
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:HotRodKid:
What happened to my beloved GLP????.
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2011 02:40 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Follow these steps very carefully:
1.)While car is in garage, with door to garage closed, turn it on.

2.)While in park still, begin revving the engine as frequently as you'd like, with windows fully ajar.

3.)Remember to take deep breathes as much as possible.

4.)Once you pass out, just lay still and relax as you'll
need your strength for the next step.......
















You'll need to battle her in the afterlife to rid her of your car once and for all. Getting back should be no problem if you follow the steps in reverse.
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06/08/2011 03:12 AM
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The power of Christ compels her!
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2011 03:15 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
My ex-wife was a demon too.
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06/08/2011 03:16 AM
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Re: Help my car has been possessed by my ex-wife.. what do I do?
Blow it up and then have it crushed.

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