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Gay is a fad. Don’t let anybody tell you differently.

 
Anonymous Coward
09/09/2005 12:19 AM
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Gay is a fad. Don’t let anybody tell you differently.
It is really a fad. Don’t let anybody tell you differently.

Homosexuals are a passing stage, a cult, a fashion, the “in thing.” If you are avant garde, you’re homosexual. Once upon a time in Greece, Athenian gays were secrets of the elite wealthy and relegated as moral leopards. But even those servants of Zeus were groupies.

Why are gays groupies? Why are Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O’Donnell and their ilk the soup de jour? Because Gays do what religious fanatics do. They seek an unrealistic escape in Fantasyland. Religious cults like Heaven’s Gates, Jim Jones’ disciples, and even ultra-orthodox Mennonites and Chasidic, all share dream-like worlds apart from the one they live in.

Yes, like a tantruming child, if you can’t get your way or suck on the sweet tasting nipple of life, find a new life to suck on. Homosexuals are a manufactured breed of ne´r-do-wells, slothfully running away from life’s miserable hardships. Some had horrible childhoods. Some were molested. Others never had a boyfriend, never had a girlfriend; and some got teased mercilessly. And their solution? Damage Control 101: run away.

Gays bail out

Gays bail out of a sinking Titanic life before they hit the bottom and feel depressed. No depression, no disruption, no inconvenience, while the rest of us life-stress survivors battle the normal upward and downward swings of daily living. We complain, but we bounce back. Have a problem at work? You deal with it.  Overspend the credit card? Pay it up. Afraid of girls? Learn courage.

Anger does not scare us away. Anxiety is not a phobia. The everyday John Doe fights off anxiety, depression, and every other miserable mood in juggling impossible obstacles in the path of feeling good. Marriage sucks? Get counseling. Hate potatoes? Put cheese on them. The list is endless of timeless aggravations imposing frustration on you. The non-gay person does not avoid or escape these frustrations. He or she confronts them head-on, with dignity and integrity, realizing, like an assembly line, that one misery follows another one for eternity and only stops when you die.

Gays don’t buy that factoid. They believe life should be sweet and pampering, not sour and hurtful.  “Pain is the enemy,” they think, and should be healed with sedatives that neutralize and mask the pain. Lose your job? Go find a lover. Brakes need fixing on your car? Suck your boyfriend’s penis. Cures are instantaneous.

Same-sex relations are bandaids for crybabies who can’t, or won’t, or are too afraid to fix problems they created, or people created for them. Males attract males, females attract females, all because it is easier, safer, less effort, and eschews the uphill battle of making mistakes.

Gays are happy

Gays say they are happy. Of course they are. They don’t have to deal with agony.  I’m happy when I eat a piece of cheesecake. I’m also happy when I urinate. Both habits give me relief. I feel better, liberated, and momentarily better about myself. And why? Because it is fun to surrender to your urges. Hungry? Eat. Tired? Sleep. Horney? Have sex. It is fun to be a glutton. Food junkies, adrenaline-addicts, exercise maniacs—all manage to overdo gratification. That’s the gay’s Living Bible. Do what feels good today and worry about life’s cruelty tomorrow.  Or maybe never.

Compare the gay’s happy-go-lucky life to what non-gay people face. Marriage, children, living morally, ethically, and balancing the forces of social good and evil on their shoulders. They are neither saints nor leaders. Just a class of people willing to put their feet in the dirty mud of chaos and believe they can make a difference. And they do. Straight people are not quitters. They are not losers. They are not wanna-bees. They subscribe to a traditional value that says the bed you make is your own, and you can change the sheets whenever you want. Gays feel the way to change the sheets is by jumping to another bed.

Homosexuals hate their universe, feel oppressed by evil people, and look for liberal ways to suck on a baby nuk. That’s the easy way out.  Straight people may hate their universe, but realize they are never victims helplessly imprisoned by anybody. Straight people always carry a spare periscope they can look up through and see an oasis for help. They push the rock of Sysaphis up as hard as they can, and keep pushing knowing that each step of progress made is a step of victory. 

A quick fix

The quick fix, or McDonalds fast food “I want it now” mentality of homosexuals is what makes up cults who come and go. They are a passing stage of human defects too scared or impotent to grow up and face adult responsibilities. And the biggest responsibility they evade is admitting they cannot do something.

That is why institutionalizing marriage for gays is so absurd. You wouldn’t legalize marriage between two children. You would not condone marriage between animals and humans. You wouldn’t even perform a civil ceremony between aliens from another planet and humans. And why? Is it because we are so morally anal? Do we really feel the 500 Club pays our mental rent? No, never. The resistance against gay marriages, like marriages across species, is so stubborn because the gay partners are pathologically incompetent.

Forget the Judeo-Christian theology, or even Darwin’s theory of species procreation. The underlying reason why gay marriages are an abomination to this, or any culture, is simple: You don’t legalize insanity.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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YAAAWWWWWNNNNN

sigh
head east...
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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actually, i would love to legalize insainity!

todays institutions are littered with yesterdays Shamens!



















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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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bump w/ applause
head east...
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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i applause with 1594!
i think....
gsbltd
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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9277:

And exactly where did you get your PHD?

You are spouting incredibly igonorant nonsense
cloaked in sweeping generalizations and only a
deluded fool like yourself would consider such
ramblings coherant.

You people nitwits on this site never cease to
amaze me!

THANK GOD I consider 98% of the postings here as mere amusement!!
Jerry Seinfeld
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Not that there is any thing wrong with that.

yak
gsbltd
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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9277:

SORRY! Forgot to mention that the way I change
the sheets is to simply buy NEW ones...
with the money I DON´T shell out for a wife´s
Gynecologist or having braces strapped onto the snaggly teeth of a bunch of kids I´ve been
saddled with as payment for the lifetime of
endless misery that a hetero marriage can bring.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BREEDER!!!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Homos aren´t doing anything heteros do too. The OP assumes they have completely different cultures, but they don´t, they´re variations on the same disease.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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1705
First you say, "You are spouting incredibly igonorant nonsense."

Then you confirm the OP´s post:

I DON´T shell out for a wife´s Gynecologist


Which is it? Ignorant nonsense or true?

You can´t have it both ways. . . unless you´re bi.
gsbltd
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Well, let´s see: which piece of ´nonsense ´
would you care to discuss?
How about the concept that us Gay people are
´manufactured?´
There are soooo many points of blatant idiocy
that this thread would go for several pages
to cover them all... and frankly, I tire
quickly of attempting to re-educate those
whose minds are clearly snapped shut.
The ´Gynecological´ reference was simply
used as a metaphor for the freedom that Gay people enjoy over the frequent feelings of
entrapment that Heteros feel in a loveless,
shackled coupling into which they have felt a societal need to enter~~~ all to appear ´normal.´
Sorry I confused you although I´m not really surprised.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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>>Once upon a time in Greece, Athenian gays were secrets of the elite wealthy and relegated as moral leopards.<<

Um... I wonder if you mean moral lepers, as in leprosy? Hanson´s disease?

gangup
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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there is nobody ´cooler´ in my world than a gay man.
but that is just me.
lesbians tend to keep to themselves from what i have seen.
free thinking, expressive gay men are ´out there´ and i for ONE,
love ´em!
gsbltd
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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My biggest aggravation at 9277´s original post
is how smugly he/she trivializes my life.
When the brakes go out in my Jeep, I repair them - myself and not by paying mechanic.
If I´m handed a bowl of badly-cooked potatoes
I don´t mask the offensive flavor with ´cheese´ I eat rice instead.
The overall tone of 9277´s posting suggests to me a deeply-rooted jealousy originating from
a ´conventional´ life of misery.
I suppose I should feel sorry for the poor schmuck~~~ guess what?
I DON´T!
"serious moonlight"
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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1705, where are you coming from friend?
gsbltd
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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One final thought before I get some sleep:
If Gay people avoid responsibility and had
everything so easy [disposable income excepted!]
then I wouldn´t even be bothered to respond to this forum~~~ I´d simply ignore it and
allow the usually vicious slurs to go unanswered.
I´ll give 9277 credit for one thing:
they didn´t resort to the usual ridiculous
religious propaganda one normally hears from such people. For that, 9277: I thank you.
Good night.
minatus23
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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9277: If you´d like to talk to some one who actually knows better let me know and I will bury you so deep in your own shit.

Bring it on and I will show you the meaning of gay bash. If you want the truth let me know.
I will also show you that you are more than likely a queer yourself. A fad your a moron not worth my breath, but if you´d like to grow some balls and play let me know KID.

I will be sure to take out the trash.

Rsvp quickly I have no patience for your type, but I am more than willing to talk to uninformed idiots like yourself
minatus23
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Why so quiet 9277?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I think the OP was cut and pasted from here

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minatus23
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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thank 94,
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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If the media had been fixated with bestiality instead of homosexuality, we would be debating the Rover and Bruce thing.

Nothing has changed regarding homosexuality except the media’s portrayal of it.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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That would explain why fads are gay.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Like reading Alice In Wonderland. It is obviously a work of humor, but the remote possibility exists that it might really be a depraved distortion of reality.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Fudge packing happens in overcrowded cages. Don´t let anybody tell YOU different!
minatus23
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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anyone who wants to talk about gays, just stop, unless you are a Homosexual just butt the fuck out. do I try to tell you how to live and love? No, So stay the fuck out of our business.
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It´s good to know that when I had a major crush on my second grade teacher that I was just escaping the pressure of finger painting
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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So this is a fad? Oh, riiiiiight! That explains everything!

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I guess the last 40+ years of my life were just a "passing" thing, eh?

Give me a fucking break. After you´ve walked a mile in my pumps, then you can say it´s a fad.

Focus on the real problems in AmeriKa - the fundi-born-again crew that wants us all to live under their special form of biblical law.

Leave the queers alone, honey. If it wasn´t for us, you wouldn´t have Cats...you wouldn´t know how to make your house look fabulous...and most str8 men would still be wearing flannels and jeans.

Maybe I´ll start calling str8 people "glums"
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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"So stay the fuck out of our business."

No need to stop being a lady about it, sweetheart.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Well thank god for the "fad" of gayness....life sure would be boring without it.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Well of course ´Gay´ is a Fag´...

What´s your...Oh wait...

You said ´Fad´...

never mind...
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Try to tell Dr P that.

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