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I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..

 
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I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
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06/10/2011 11:11 AM

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So your still learning. Leave those comments for someone else to tell her.
Or learn a little tact.
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
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Oh, I think I saw your wife's thread on here too. The one that ask "Why are all men a$$holes?" lol
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You are in the dog house tonight.
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216425


Do you expect to get laid .. by your wife .. anytime soon?
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06/10/2011 11:17 AM
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Hope your couch is nice and comfy tonight.
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06/10/2011 11:19 AM
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I'll bet you're fatter :)
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
That's actually not a bad science experiment. You, my friend, are a pioneer.

So, what happened?
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06/10/2011 11:20 AM
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DO BLACK GUYS FLOCK TO HER?
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
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You should have told her much sooner before she became such a fat bitch.
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06/10/2011 11:21 AM
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ABE!!! My hero
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216425


Did you tell her that at least it takes the focus off of her face?
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06/10/2011 11:24 AM
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I actually appreciate my husband's opinion. Hope you weren't trying to be mean, though.
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06/10/2011 11:25 AM
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ain't nothin like a fat ass.
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06/10/2011 11:30 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
Do these jeans make me look fat?

No it's the fat that makes you look fat!



Hahahaha

Then there is PHAT (Pretty Hot And Tempting) be careful with that one it can get you in trouble just like the one above!

rockon
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06/10/2011 11:32 AM

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I actually appreciate my husband's opinion. Hope you weren't trying to be mean, though.
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Perhaps you appreciate your husband's opinion when you ask. I been married long enough to know that's not the appropriate unsolicited comment.

Never, never, never would it be taken the right way by a woman/wife unless she was some loser crack whore wife.
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06/10/2011 11:34 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
I think it's worse when a guy has to lie just to make the woman feel better about her fat self when she's in denial. There should be a law that fat people should NOT be allowed to wear spandex. Don't know why the fatter the person, the tighter the clothing she has to get. There's feminine curves and then there are rolls of bumps. Those bumps should not stick out past the breastesses or butts. And yes, black guys are always hitting on her.
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I actually appreciate my husband's opinion. Hope you weren't trying to be mean, though.
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Perhaps you appreciate your husband's opinion when you ask. I been married long enough to know that's not the appropriate unsolicited comment.

Never, never, never would it be taken the right way by a woman/wife unless she was some loser crack whore wife.
 Quoting: Mkguyver


Lol. Well, I'm not a loser, nor am I a crack whore. I've also been married for a long time. Maybe you guys do need to use a little more tact if your wives start launching stuff at you when you voice your opinions.
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06/10/2011 11:46 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
You know what else sucks? Those sweat pants that has words or logos that runs across the butt. I could put the direction of how to wash those pants across her ass and still have room to put the Made in China label on it with the flag.
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06/10/2011 11:48 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
You know what else sucks? Those sweat pants that has words or logos that runs across the butt. I could put the direction of how to wash those pants across her ass and still have room to put the Made in China label on it with the flag.
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You tend to see a lot of those at WalMart! Lol.
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06/10/2011 11:50 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
Yes, she's pissed off now but I'm afraid tonight, she's going to want to have make up sex and a box of twinkies afterwards.
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06/10/2011 11:52 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
This is actually extremely important. And you did the right thing--as long as your intent was not to enjoy being cruel.

I have raised my four sons to tell the truth--even to me, their mother. They have learned not to tell people what they "want to hear" at the expense of honest truth.

This is the exact example I have used with my sons to teach them not to be cowed into being manipulated by their wives. If she is going to ask, then she damn well needs to be prepared to hear what you REALLY think. I told the boys long ago that when they got married, sooner or later, their wives would ask questions to which they did not want truthful answers, and that, to be real men, they could not lose their courage and become dissemblers. There are a lot of spoiled, pampered, (and fat) American women out there who just might have a fighting chance if their husbands had the backbone to tell them that "Yes, Honey, those Cheetos are starting to show up on your backside, and yes, Honey, all those hours watching TV like a sloppy lump are staring to make you look like a tractor from behind".

There would be some fights, but there would also be some who got off their @@Ses and started to take care of themselves.

Of course then, guys, you would have to rethink the belly, and, possibly, the beer and the games that caused it. Just sayin.
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How long do you think it will take for the swelling to go down so you can see again?
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06/10/2011 11:54 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
This is actually extremely important. And you did the right thing--as long as your intent was not to enjoy being cruel.

I have raised my four sons to tell the truth--even to me, their mother. They have learned not to tell people what they "want to hear" at the expense of honest truth.

This is the exact example I have used with my sons to teach them not to be cowed into being manipulated by their wives. If she is going to ask, then she damn well needs to be prepared to hear what you REALLY think. I told the boys long ago that when they got married, sooner or later, their wives would ask questions to which they did not want truthful answers, and that, to be real men, they could not lose their courage and become dissemblers. There are a lot of spoiled, pampered, (and fat) American women out there who just might have a fighting chance if their husbands had the backbone to tell them that "Yes, Honey, those Cheetos are starting to show up on your backside, and yes, Honey, all those hours watching TV like a sloppy lump are staring to make you look like a tractor from behind".

There would be some fights, but there would also be some who got off their @@Ses and started to take care of themselves.

Of course then, guys, you would have to rethink the belly, and, possibly, the beer and the games that caused it. Just sayin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994296


clappa
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06/10/2011 11:56 AM
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
You know what else sucks? Those sweat pants that has words or logos that runs across the butt. I could put the direction of how to wash those pants across her ass and still have room to put the Made in China label on it with the flag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216425


HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
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So your still learning. Leave those comments for someone else to tell her.
Or learn a little tact.
 Quoting: Mkguyver


It's called a treadmill. Why should he make the effort to look attractive and not vice versa?


That's selfish.
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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
So yes, I finally had the courage to tell my wife that her favorite jeans do make her butt look big because in fact, she is fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216425


Speak in haste. Repent forever.

You will pay and pay and pay in a thousand little ways. LOL

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Re: I just told my wife, "yes, those jeans do make your butt look big". Ask me a question..
I think it's worse when a guy has to lie just to make the woman feel better about her fat self when she's in denial. There should be a law that fat people should NOT be allowed to wear spandex. Don't know why the fatter the person, the tighter the clothing she has to get. There's feminine curves and then there are rolls of bumps. Those bumps should not stick out past the breastesses or butts. And yes, black guys are always hitting on her.
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well does she look sexy im white rockon
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