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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1358737 06/11/2011 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This post is gay and your fucking stupid! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1358737Aww did i hurt your feelings accept it Jesus was gay, i bet you fantasise about having sex with men, thats why it bothers you so much. Your a closet homo! LOL! Feelings not hurt, Jesus is NOT gay, no I am not a sick fuck like you so I do not fantasize about having sex with men because it is a clear violation of the Torah. Last but not least I am not a closet homo. You are shill and fucked in the head. That is all and you should teshuva before it is too late. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 863426 06/11/2011 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This post is gay and your fucking stupid! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1358737Aww did i hurt your feelings accept it Jesus was gay, i bet you fantasise about having sex with men, thats why it bothers you so much. Your a closet homo! To what purpose is this and other threads making that statement. Jesus had 6 children by two women though, because he became separated from Mary M. One by her. He fled to India, married another and had 5 children after the crucifixion. He did not die n the cross. Mary M and others were deported on an oarless boat on the Mediterranean to perish. it did not and She and daughter SaRa landed off France. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1423849 06/11/2011 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This post is gay and your fucking stupid! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1358737Aww did i hurt your feelings accept it Jesus was gay, i bet you fantasise about having sex with men, thats why it bothers you so much. Your a closet homo! To what purpose is this and other threads making that statement. Jesus had 6 children by two women though, because he became separated from Mary M. One by her. He fled to India, married another and had 5 children after the crucifixion. He did not die n the cross. Mary M and others were deported on an oarless boat on the Mediterranean to perish. it did not and She and daughter SaRa landed off France. Wheres your proof?, you thought Jesus returned in the fucking 60's and proof you have a fucking picture, so why does Jesus look like all the pictures of Jesus people have drawn without knowing what Jesus looked like. Jesus was an asian man you moron |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1422175 06/11/2011 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To what purpose is this and other threads making that statement. Jesus had 6 children by two women though, because he became separated from Mary M. One by her. He fled to India, married another and had 5 children after the crucifixion. He did not die n the cross. Quoting: Nobody in ParticularMary M and others were deported on an oarless boat on the Mediterranean to perish. it did not and She and daughter SaRa landed off France. ummm..... proof? other than "because i said so" or "i asked him and he told me" opinion is one thing...fact is another |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1389647 06/11/2011 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha this thread has no facts.. just your gay imagination making gay scenarios out of certain bible scriptures hahaha "can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo." (your words) hahaha thats what you imagined when reading the bible do you not realize that is simply your interpretation.. gay people are so weird just be gay and shut the fuck up and live your life like a normal person.. I'm not running around having parades cause im strait or posting threads on glp like jesus was strait heres some evidence..stop sucking at life |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1389647 06/11/2011 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Literally dumbest thread ever created.. just trying to justify yurself as a homo. relax none cares brotha Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389647Justify myself i am homo bitch not in the closet like you! haha why do gay people always assume every ther dude is gay.. and if your only insult to me is that im "in the closet" that means you just realize how embarassing it is to be gay and how low you have sunk.. so you try to insult me and call me gay haha fuck off dude open your mind not everyone is a homo |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1423849 06/11/2011 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha this thread has no facts.. just your gay imagination making gay scenarios out of certain bible scriptures hahaha "can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo." (your words) hahaha thats what you imagined when reading the bible do you not realize that is simply your interpretation.. gay people are so weird just be gay and shut the fuck up and live your life like a normal person.. I'm not running around having parades cause im strait or posting threads on glp like jesus was strait heres some evidence..stop sucking at life Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389647Did someone say SUCKING? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1423849 06/11/2011 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha this thread has no facts.. just your gay imagination making gay scenarios out of certain bible scriptures hahaha "can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo." (your words) hahaha thats what you imagined when reading the bible do you not realize that is simply your interpretation.. gay people are so weird just be gay and shut the fuck up and live your life like a normal person.. I'm not running around having parades cause im strait or posting threads on glp like jesus was strait heres some evidence..stop sucking at life Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389647Did someone say SUCKING? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1317080 06/11/2011 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following "...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark). What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason. [link to www.luciferianliberationfront.org] ![]() PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE ! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1422175 06/11/2011 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha this thread has no facts.. just your gay imagination making gay scenarios out of certain bible scriptures hahaha "can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo." (your words) hahaha thats what you imagined when reading the bible do you not realize that is simply your interpretation.. gay people are so weird just be gay and shut the fuck up and live your life like a normal person.. I'm not running around having parades cause im strait or posting threads on glp like jesus was strait heres some evidence..stop sucking at life Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389647Did someone say SUCKING? deviant a father-figure less one at that..... stop trying to be like mom |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1423673 06/11/2011 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This post is gay and your fucking stupid! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1358737Aww did i hurt your feelings accept it Jesus was gay, i bet you fantasise about having sex with men, thats why it bothers you so much. Your a closet homo! To what purpose is this and other threads making that statement. Jesus had 6 children by two women though, because he became separated from Mary M. One by her. He fled to India, married another and had 5 children after the crucifixion. He did not die n the cross. Mary M and others were deported on an oarless boat on the Mediterranean to perish. it did not and She and daughter SaRa landed off France. this made the gay theory more plausible |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1423849 06/11/2011 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following "...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark). What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason. [link to www.luciferianliberationfront.org] ![]() PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE ! Your the one who needs the help, religioustard scared of going to hell so you submit your will to the invisible man in the sky. Hahaha try a dick up your ass it feels better than any re4ligious bullshit |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1423127 06/11/2011 03:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yes i believe He was immune to any assault, as proved by Him walking through the crowd trying to stone him. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423127any degenerate homosexual attack would have been impossible. it may have meant their immediate judgement and death as occured in the city of sodom. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1317080 06/11/2011 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following "...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark). What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason. [link to www.luciferianliberationfront.org] ![]() PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE ! Your the one who needs the help, religioustard scared of going to hell so you submit your will to the invisible man in the sky. Hahaha try a dick up your ass it feels better than any re4ligious bullshit YOU BRITISH TARD YOU MUST MISS THE ROMANS WHEN THE INVADED YOUR CONTRY ! AND YOUR BACK SIDE ! YOU ARE SICK I RATHER SUBMIT TO TO GOD THAN TO HOMO SEXUALITY ! LOOK AT WHAT YOU POSTED YOU ARE SICK AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1423849 06/11/2011 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following "...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark). What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason. [link to www.luciferianliberationfront.org] ![]() PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE ! Your the one who needs the help, religioustard scared of going to hell so you submit your will to the invisible man in the sky. Hahaha try a dick up your ass it feels better than any re4ligious bullshit YOU BRITISH TARD YOU MUST MISS THE ROMANS WHEN THE INVADED YOUR CONTRY ! AND YOUR BACK SIDE ! YOU ARE SICK I RATHER SUBMIT TO TO GOD THAN TO HOMO SEXUALITY ! LOOK AT WHAT YOU POSTED YOU ARE SICK AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU Ohh that's very christian of you? looks like you fail as a bibletard.The male Gspot is up the ass try it! |
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