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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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There is something terribly evil in you OP. May you go straight to hell!
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What happened to do not judge others?, looks like you fail as a christian and if i'm going down you will be too hahahahaha
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Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc.

When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following

"...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark).
What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason.

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Idol1

It is quite clear, that you, sir, are an agent of Lucifer.devil6
"Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil" (Hebrews 2:14).
Spes mea in Deo est
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PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE !
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Your the one who needs the help, religioustard scared of going to hell so you submit your will to the invisible man in the sky. Hahaha try a dick up your ass it feels better than any re4ligious bullshit
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YOU BRITISH TARD YOU MUST MISS THE ROMANS WHEN THE INVADED YOUR CONTRY ! AND YOUR BACK SIDE ! YOU ARE SICK I RATHER SUBMIT TO TO GOD THAN TO HOMO SEXUALITY ! LOOK AT WHAT YOU POSTED YOU ARE SICK AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
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Ohh that's very christian of you? looks like you fail as a bibletard.The male Gspot is up the ass try it!
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NEVER SAID I WAS CHRISTIAN ! I SAID I BELIVE IN GOD AND THE BIBLE JESUS ! SO IM NOT GOING TO TURN MY OTHER CHICK WHEN YOU KEEP ON INSULTING ME ! I JUST SAID I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU PERIOD !
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PLEASE GET SOME HELP I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU JESUS WARN ABOUT AND ALSO WARN YOU ! PLEASE EDJUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TO LATE !
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couldn't have said it better myself


I find the irony that you're telling someone to go and get 'ejucate' overwhelming.
Aside the fact your spelling of EDUCATE looks like the word ejaculate and you're writing that on a post discussing homosexuality? Are you SURE you're not gay?

I'm a straight gay, 100%. I just find it hilarious that you bible bashers have no clue about the real world.

There's overwhelming evidence Jesus/God is gay. ONE: God created rainbows - rainbows are a symbol of gay pride OH HELLO SAILOR GOD.
TWO: God chose a SURROGATE to conceive his child. What, did pussy repulse him so? Just weird that a 'straight man' would decide to have a child yet not want to take part in the best part of creating said child (fucking).

I also find it VERY amusing that all of the offended bible bumming closet gays are from America. it's not a surprise that there's a correlation between butthurt and Americans, especially when it comes to that cock sucking messiah of yours.

Hey guys, being gay is totally OK. I suggest, instead of bumming the bible, shove it up your arse. Then you can work your way up to a cock. After all, your arse isn't the only thing full of shite (to avoid any potential "comebacks" the other thing that's full of shite is the bible).

Cheerio!
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NEVER SAID I WAS CHRISTIAN ! I SAID I BELIVE IN GOD AND THE BIBLE JESUS ! SO IM NOT GOING TO TURN MY OTHER CHICK WHEN YOU KEEP ON INSULTING ME ! I JUST SAID I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU PERIOD !


The fact you're a believer puts you with the rest my friend.

YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ON YOUR OTHER CHICK?! Does that mean you're also gay?

I personally like it when a girl feels me hard, how does one feel someone sorry? Is it like hard with the intention of being gentle?

It's okay, I've often also thought about feeling men in a sorry kind of way too.


Sorry pal, period?
If we put aside that this OP is from the UK, period has no belonging in this thread. Also, it's funny that you end your point by saying period and using an exclamation mark which also acts as a "period". You've effectively said period twice, just like all believers, they repeat themselves so many times that they start to believe it.

God was gay and that is that... What's the word? OH! FULLSTOP.
Yankee bastard ;).
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11/11/2012 11:18 AM
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Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc.

When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following

"...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark).
What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason.

those_damned_lucies/sexbible.html#homosex
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849


blasphemous (but you already knew that)
and completely false.

there is NOTHING to suggest homosexuality or that the boy was naked in a sexual way or that the boy was even naked at all.

i did a thread on this a while back, need to dig it up
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Who else has 12 men following him around every where; and a woman they call a hooker? But gay men, Mary M. was the first fag hag.
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Jesus' homosexual activity has been demonstrated in modern theater and cinema and can be traced to actual biblical passages. From the modern Christian model, we can assume that Jesus loved all of his disciples, yet the Bible specifically describes one disciple as "the disciple that Jesus loved" (John 19:26, 20:2, 21:7,20). This disciple is described as "lying on Jesus' breast" at the last supper (John 13:23, 25). What Jesus did with this specific disciple to earn him the title "the disciple that Jesus loved" can only be imagined but it's not too difficult to get a pretty clear picture seeing them snuggling with each other in public. Jesus himself was a homo. This is further supported by scriptures which describe Jesus displaying inappropriate behavior for a man to be showing to other men, such as lust (Mark 10:21), suggesting that men should be kissing him (Luke 7:45), describing men sharing the same bed (Luke 17:34), etc.

When Jesus was in the garden of Gethsemane, he left his disciples who were sleeping and went off, returning several times to check on them (Mark 14:37-41). When Jesus came back after the third time, there was a young man following him with only a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body. When the guards tried to grab the young man after grabbing Jesus, the young man dropped the cloth and ran off naked (Mark 14:51-52). Who was this scantily clad young streaker and why was he returning with Jesus? What had Jesus REALLY been doing with a naked young man that night in the garden? The "Secret Gospel of Mark", known from early Church father, Clement of Alexandria's (150-230 C.E.) letter to Theodorus contains excerpts which include the following

"...the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him...they went into the house of the young man, for he was rich. And the young man, looking at Jesus, loved him...and after six days Jesus gave him an order; and when the evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed with a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."(Secret Gospel of Mark).
What exactly is this "mystery" of the kingdom of God that Jesus spent all night showing the scantily clad young man? This very suggestive passage was inserted in the canon of the orthodox Alexandrian Church of Egypt. Some scholars say that it should be inserted in our modern Bible after Mark 10:34. The naked man incident is always left out of Easter pagents for some strange reason.

those_damned_lucies/sexbible.html#homosex
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423849


blasphemous (but you already knew that)
and completely false.

there is NOTHING to suggest homosexuality or that the boy was naked in a sexual way or that the boy was even naked at all.

i did a thread on this a while back, need to dig it up
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i think its in here

Thread: Secret Gospel of Mark: I wonder if the catholic priests who think its ok to have sex with boys are actually Carpocratians?
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This post is gay and your fucking stupid!
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Aww did i hurt your feelings accept it Jesus was gay, i bet you fantasise about having sex with men, thats why it bothers you so much. Your a closet homo!
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LOL!

Feelings not hurt, Jesus is NOT gay, no I am not a sick fuck like you so I do not fantasize about having sex with men because it is a clear violation of the Torah. Last but not least I am not a closet homo.

You are shill and fucked in the head.

That is all and you should teshuva before it is too late.
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this
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Don't be so ignorant! God said homosexuality was an abomination and Jesus ALWAYS agrees with his Father. People are in pure ignorance if they think this foolishness!
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There is something terribly evil in you OP. May you go straight to hell!
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what is wrong with you?
why would you say such a curse?

the correct Christian thing to say would be


there is something terribly evil in you OP. May you be healed and set free.
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
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Jesus was asexual.
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
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Jesus was asexual.
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Well, he was a man so one has to assume that he had all the working bits. And he wasn't advanced in years so he must have been sexually mature, meaning testicles, sperm and the need to ejaculate.
If he ate and took a dump then why would he not have ejaculated.
I realise it's quite disconcerting to think about, but he was a man...
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OMG Jesus was gay ! alone
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
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Jesus was asexual.
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Well, he was a man so one has to assume that he had all the working bits. And he wasn't advanced in years so he must have been sexually mature, meaning testicles, sperm and the need to ejaculate.
If he ate and took a dump then why would he not have ejaculated.
I realise it's quite disconcerting to think about, but he was a man...
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Jesus was here to fulfill a mission.
having sex and making babies was not part of it.
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
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Jesus was asexual.
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actually, this is probably wrong.
Jesus probably had the normal human feelings toward the opposite sex, but did not participate with them.
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We all seperated from Gods love. Those of us that realised this have been trying to find our way back. We are the fallen! Jesus came to help save us. He was not gay. His partner was Mary Magdalene and she was not a hooker. OP i know your trolling but your an idiot! Enjoy your next thousand years of being lost.
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did not particapyte. well said. did That go over your HEAD
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I'd say there's a distinct possibility that Jesus was if not gay, then bisexual. This is a common trait with 'messianic' types who use their control over their followers to feed their sexual proclivities.
With 12 men following him all over the place I'm certain a lot more went on than just preaching and praying.
But we'll never really know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1187432


Jesus was asexual.
 Quoting: Salt


Well, he was a man so one has to assume that he had all the working bits. And he wasn't advanced in years so he must have been sexually mature, meaning testicles, sperm and the need to ejaculate.
If he ate and took a dump then why would he not have ejaculated.
I realise it's quite disconcerting to think about, but he was a man...
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Jesus was here to fulfill a mission.
having sex and making babies was not part of it.
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Nor would taking a dump or having a pee have been, but I'm pretty sure he had to. People need to grow up.
There really is nothing wrong with ejaculating...God made us that way and I'm sure he made his earthly son the same :-)
If you can get your head around him hiking up his robes to poo then I'm sure the rest isn't so bad...
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I love Jesus.
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