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Why are the British such Rude Pompous Ass Holes to Americans?

 
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You won't like this but most Europeans consider Americans to be very loud and rude and to us you are.
It's a cultural thing, not necessarely personal or snobism (although it may be sometimes).
Your table manners are horrible compared to how we are brought up and even if you do make an effort you talk very loud.
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Bullshit. Brits and all Euro-trash alike, ASSHOLES! Keep your fucking continent. I won't go there again and you all can stay the fuck out of here... and the Beatles suck(ed).

bartmoon

And your food sucks too.
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errr what makes you think any civillised person with a modicum of foresight and sensibility would even contemplate coming to america? mm? If i need the toilet i just go upstairs
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You won't like this but most Europeans consider Americans to be very loud and rude and to us you are.
It's a cultural thing, not necessarely personal or snobism (although it may be sometimes).
Your table manners are horrible compared to how we are brought up and even if you do make an effort you talk very loud.
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Bullshit. Brits and all Euro-trash alike, ASSHOLES! Keep your fucking continent. I won't go there again and you all can stay the fuck out of here... and the Beatles suck(ed).

bartmoon

And your food sucks too.
 Quoting: OICU812


Well I ate out at a very nice michelin star resturant tonight.. What did you have...

& God yes the beatles sucked ass... but you clowns lapped them up..
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Should have done your homework Op. The British chavs go to the Canaries for their annual pissup because its cheap, they can manage it on benefits.
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AND YOU SHEEP shaggers stay at home sniffing petrol because you cant afford to go anywhere
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We'd rather shag a good looking ewe than most of the fat smelly loud carcasses that pass themselves off as humans from the UK or USA.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh

ffs rofl you got yourself a persecution complex you dickhead i was replying to a new zealander not you you dipstick
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I feel all smug and self congratulatory for posting this;oh im such a twat tee heedrevil

on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen. Not just "not the worst"--the absolute fucking best!
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01/09/2013 08:59 PM
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Limeys suck cock.
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Limeys suck cock.
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fuck me that was well thought out rofl are you ten years of age?
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Op, I must apologise for the loutish behavior of my fellow countrymen. I honestly don't think we're far off people trying to eat your face or gunning you down at the local cinema.
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Should have done your homework Op. The British chavs go to the Canaries for their annual pissup because its cheap, they can manage it on benefits.
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AND YOU SHEEP shaggers stay at home sniffing petrol because you cant afford to go anywhere
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We'd rather shag a good looking ewe than most of the fat smelly loud carcasses that pass themselves off as humans from the UK or USA.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh

ffs rofl you got yourself a persecution complex you dickhead i was replying to a new zealander not you you dipstick
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Fuck off - Aussie sheep are MUCH better looking, and much better to shag, than those inferior Kiwi sheep.
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The Brits are just plain nasty class-driven psychopaths.

The Americans are just plain stupid and ignorant, while thinking they are superior and that the whole world owes them a favour.


Both are nations of fat TV-snacking retards, who together invade, rape and pillage other nations at will.


They are a tag-team of greed, violence and short-sightedness.


When either of your lot come to Australia, we think ALL of you are fat, rude, ignorant, lazy, loud and spoilt bastards who need to be tolerated while milked of tourist money.
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And that makes you convicts such a gentile self effacing tolerant bunch? fuckin hell i wouldnt even dare throw stones from your glass house
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Funny how BOTH you loser nations come crawling to Australia and New Zealand, BEGGING to use our special forces in your 'war against terror'.

Seriously, to see two hypocritical nations of FAT IGNORANT losers, arguing over who is the most rude - is just fucking priceless.

Carry on ...
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The Brits are just plain nasty class-driven psychopaths.

The Americans are just plain stupid and ignorant, while thinking they are superior and that the whole world owes them a favour.


Both are nations of fat TV-snacking retards, who together invade, rape and pillage other nations at will.


They are a tag-team of greed, violence and short-sightedness.


When either of your lot come to Australia, we think ALL of you are fat, rude, ignorant, lazy, loud and spoilt bastards who need to be tolerated while milked of tourist money.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh


And that makes you convicts such a gentile self effacing tolerant bunch? fuckin hell i wouldnt even dare throw stones from your glass house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31635546



Funny how BOTH you loser nations come crawling to Australia and New Zealand, BEGGING to use our special forces in your 'war against terror'.

Seriously, to see two hypocritical nations of FAT IGNORANT losers, arguing over who is the most rude - is just fucking priceless.

Carry on ...
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh
fuckin hell your still smartin arent you after the olympics?loooool the poms left you in our shit stream , no seriously its RL world cup in october and 40 years of fuckin pain is coming to an end so thats more shit sandwiches for you to endure
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The Brits are just plain nasty class-driven psychopaths.

The Americans are just plain stupid and ignorant, while thinking they are superior and that the whole world owes them a favour.


Both are nations of fat TV-snacking retards, who together invade, rape and pillage other nations at will.


They are a tag-team of greed, violence and short-sightedness.


When either of your lot come to Australia, we think ALL of you are fat, rude, ignorant, lazy, loud and spoilt bastards who need to be tolerated while milked of tourist money.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh


And that makes you convicts such a gentile self effacing tolerant bunch? fuckin hell i wouldnt even dare throw stones from your glass house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31635546



Funny how BOTH you loser nations come crawling to Australia and New Zealand, BEGGING to use our special forces in your 'war against terror'.

Seriously, to see two hypocritical nations of FAT IGNORANT losers, arguing over who is the most rude - is just fucking priceless.

Carry on ...
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh

ill give you that theres not much between us in the special force arena but coming crawling your stretching the boundaries of credibility there boyo
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AND YOU SHEEP shaggers stay at home sniffing petrol because you cant afford to go anywhere
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We'd rather shag a good looking ewe than most of the fat smelly loud carcasses that pass themselves off as humans from the UK or USA.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh

ffs rofl you got yourself a persecution complex you dickhead i was replying to a new zealander not you you dipstick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31635546



Fuck off - Aussie sheep are MUCH better looking, and much better to shag, than those inferior Kiwi sheep.
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If you lead a sheep to the edge of a cliff it will push backwards..
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American grammar is abominable, yanks destroy everything they touch, as per usual.

Although some Americans are well educated, cultured and polite the vast majority we come into contact with are brash, loud, ignorant, image obsessed and uncultured. This results in a stereotype of Americans appearing to Europeans and Brits as being big mouthed with veneered teeth, ordering fries and burgers, with cameras constantly taking pictures of everything at (for example a museum) without knowing what it is they are observing.

However not all Americans are like this.

A coping mechanism employed by Brits and Europeans often involves ignoring the offending parties (which could be considered by Americans as being rude.)

But you knew the answer before you answered the question.
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My Husband and I just spent a fortune traveling to the Canary Islands which turned out to be a big "holiday" place for the rude, pompous, ugly, fat, British.

We went to five of the Canary Islands and were treated like shit by the British every where we went. They were snobbish ass holes to us even though we were very kind and polite.

One young British cunt was sitting next to us in the restaurant at the hotel and would cover her fucking ears with her hands. My husband and I were talking very quietly like all the other diners.
 Quoting: American 1423319


I travelled to the Canaries last year, visiting some Perro de Presa Canario breeders, so I had occassion to stay in a few hotels about the islands.
I have to say that I found my fellow tourists to be quite awful, generally. Lots of rude, snobby people who seemed to take exception to an aging punk (albeit an aging punk with a PhD and tenure) intruding on THEIR holiday.
There were some shockingly unpleasant people there, back home in the UK we call them "Daily Mail readers", just the lowest, pettiest, most bigoted bunch of snobs you could ever hope to meet.
My favourite moment was when one of the drunken snobbish twats called my (Spanish) wife "a paki" and told her to "go home", she responded by saying something filthy in Spanish that made the waiter run out of sight with his hand over his mouth.
Don't judge us by the standard of those people, they really are the worst kind of people the UK has to offer.
Hopefully one day you will realise that not all "British" people think Americans are fat, loud and stupid, although we will probably still assume that you are very right-wing and don't want know anything about other cultures unless they've got some oil you can steal(joke.......well, sort of).
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I feel all smug and self congratulatory for posting this;oh im such a twat tee heedrevil

on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen. Not just "not the worst"--the absolute fucking best!
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Americans don't have good
teeth, they havefake teeth. Underneath those ultra-white veneers their teeth look just like human ones, they just insist on having the Stepford Smile for reasons that the rest of the world still can't figure out.
That business with making their kids salute a flag is pretty fucked up though, it's difficult to see that without thinking of Nazi Germany or North Korea. I don't think most of them really appreciate what a heavily militarised society they live in, in many ways it's like the capitalist version of North Korea.
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It's an inferiority complex masquerading as a superiority complex. Consider that Brits are leaving the UK at a rate of about a quarter-million per year. They are to the rest of the anglo world what Egypt is to the rest of the Arab world: emotionally absorbed in past that no longer exists. The empire is gone, the royalty exists as a relic to the old kingdom. Brits (especially the English) are always at the ready to point out that you speak "THEIR LANGUAGE". I always found that rather amusing. I mean, the USA was settled by the English. What did they expect them to speak? Swahili?

As a nation I appreciate their military (the only credible force on that side of the Atlantic) and along with Canada, Australia, New Zealand, they are one of our few real allies, but I find most Brits to be snobbish, arrogant, and comically ignorant in their view of the USA and Americans.
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Not every british people are like that. Im british and i love America! I love the ladies sexy accents lol. I live in a very posh area in Britain and i must admit there are alot of snobby british around. Maybe because they have alot of money and they think there better than everyone else.
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I was born and raised in Australia, but moved to the U.S at age 9 - when I first arrived in America, I thought people were over the top nice - kids went out of their way to make me feel at home in a new school, and environment.

I've been back to Australia for a visit many times, and also visited the UK.

I think no matter where you go, Australia, U.S, or the UK, you will encounter rudeness & kindness. I met both kinds in the UK, although I'd say the majority of the people there were lovely, with the exception of a few pompous asses.

Same thing in the U.S! You can encounter some really rude, stuck up people in your own neighborhood that either have a chip on their shoulder, or feel high and mighty about themselves for no apparent reason.

Same in Australia, although I find people there to be more honest, and forthright in their opinions.

You typically don't have to worry about an Aussie snitching, or talking behind your back, whereas as some Americans will be nice to your face, and talk shit about you behind your back, completely taking you by surprise.

I'd rather have blunt honesty to my face, than phony nonsense, and shit talking behind my back.

But overall, I think no matter where you travel/live you're going to find obnoxious, self-righteous, pompous-ass rude and ignorant people wherever you go! And you will also find the flip-side of the nice, lovely, accommodating residents!
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They are still mad at losing the best piece of real estate on the planet!
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The rudeness may be from the 5 star hotels you stayed at. They tend to attract fat pompous assholes.

When I was in Britain on holiday, stayed at a simple bed and breakfast. Three stars but clean, quiet and comfortable, right in downtown London near everything including transport. Great people, guests and owners all wonderful, friendly and helpful. There was a common room with people who wanted a quiet evening chat. Lots of teachers and other mid-level professionals there. Also went to mid-class restaurants. Extra-friendly waiters, waitresses, no jerks. Little shops run by Pakistanis, also great. It was one of my favorite trips anywhere, and I've been to many states and several countries.

Same if you travel to the US's own Glacier Park Lodges They're full of mid-level folks from all over the world who congregate in the great rooms and chat. Very friendly, rich don't bother to come there.
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My Husband and I just spent a fortune traveling to the Canary Islands which turned out to be a big "holiday" place for the rude, pompous, ugly, fat, British.

We went to five of the Canary Islands and were treated like shit by the British every where we went. They were snobbish ass holes to us even though we were very kind and polite.

One young British cunt was sitting next to us in the restaurant at the hotel and would cover her fucking ears with her hands. My husband and I were talking very quietly like all the other diners.

The snobbish Brits act like the Canary Islands belong to THEM and not the Spanish.

Last year we took our family to Norway for vacation and also noticed that the British we encountered were very rude to us for no reason what so ever. Basically, just being at the same hotel they were in.

The Brits call us fat Americans, etc. But let me tell you, Almost every single one of them were FAT and they all really did have bad teeth and OMG! You should see their feet! The resorts we stayed in were all 5 star so you had to have some money to go there. You'd think these "well to do" Brits would invest in some dentistry and a good pedicure. Yuch.
 Quoting: American 1423319


Fat ... rude ... cunts ... teeth ... feet ... rude ... fat ... teeth ...

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Brits are obnoxious pricks. Probably the worst people in the world.

UK is full of pedos, muzzies, junkies and chavs. What a shithole.
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Hi
if all the British you met treated you badly perhaps it was in response to your own actions or attitude and something you did annoyed them. I usually avoid areas or resorts that cater to budget package British tourists since these particular Brits are usually young binge drinkers that are well past being drunk and often violent. Yes Americans can often be the loudest animal in the room which can be quite irritating when all you want to do is enjoy a quiet meal with family or friends. The general opinion of Americans abroad is of a people that are arrogant, loud, greedy and willfully ignorant or very badly informed.My own experience of Americans is varied but one truism I learned from having lived there for nine years is that Americans can not be trusted in either business or friendship the Texans being the worst of all when it comes to being crybabies.
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All you yanks do is fucking whoop woop like school kids and cry your fucking eyes out if someone's got a cold grow up pricks and try and act like where most of you are from Great Britain
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I guess you could ask, why do Americans behave like they own Hawii? BRITS GO ON HOLIDAY TO THE CANARY ISLANDS WE DON'T JUST STAY AT HOME ALL DAY YOU IDIOTS.
In reply to your last point as well why don't Americans invest in some weight loss and just geography lessons.
It is holiday not VACATION!
Every American I have met has been a complete idiot and has been very loud.

Maybe you should elaborate your response before critiquing us.
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Brits are obnoxious pricks. Probably the worst people in the world.

UK is full of pedos, muzzies, junkies and chavs. What a shithole.
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So so true..

Were all just too constantly in awe of the major achievements that Portugal has brought to this world.

I mean, how could we possibly compete?
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rude, pompous, ugly, fat, British.
 Quoting: American 1423319


Hahahahaha that's rich. I stopped reading here.
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Because most of you are cunts.
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The Canary Islands are a magnet for people like that, a beacon for the drunken twats that plague our streets every weekend.

There is a culture of ridicule in this country, of actively seeking out things to mock, ridicule and put down in order to make one feel superior or to try and make that person believe that they are so much better, or happier than they actually are.

Naturally not all Brits are like this, you get arseholes everywhere but I do know the kind of people you mean and I have also had my holidays completely ruined by British arseholes myself so I know how you feel.

Sorry on behalf of all decent Brits who do not treat people like this.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny


I know they aren't ALL bad! I knew they all had to be of a certain snobbish class.

You sound like a wonderful Brit!

I LOLed and the drunken twats. That's what they were.

My husband and I were kinda chuckling at the young snobbish British gal who was covering her ears and acting APALLED that we ate with our right hand. Miss prim and proper would go take a shit and stink up her hotel room just like every other living human being.
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Seem to be back-tracking there OP.


Starting to realise that, maybe the problem was you?


Compared to Europeans, the average American is loud and brash, 'shows off' and has a poor understanding,and tolerance of, other cultures.


This has been proven by your post where you have placed entire countries into one generic basket and made sweeping generalisations.


I would humbly suggest you start realising that America is not the centre of the universe.


Live and let live!


speedbanan
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Hey EH!!!
I'm Canadian, and anybody who is rude or pisses us off we just punch and walk away. We are a fun loving people and love our beautiful country. We don't take shit from anyone!!!
Please come visit Canada...you will love US!!!!
You can reply to me if u like at my real email address because I really believe in what I am saying!

tysonjazz@hotmail.com

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