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Why are the British such Rude Pompous Ass Holes to Americans?

 
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Because you went to a place filled with British Chavs, what the feck do you expect.

Either that, or you deserve it.
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If it wasn't for us, Hitler's grandson would be fucking the queen up the ass every single night and they'd all be speaking German.
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btw i had the same thing when i was in Japan, i was inadvertenly rude sometimes but since i have some education and a basic notion of the world outside of where i live (unlike most americans) i didn't blame it on the locals.
Different places different customs and expectations.
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We went to FIVE of the islands and it was just me and my husband. We kept to our selves and never talked loudly.

We try to be aware of other country's culture, etc. We have traveled all over the world and have lived in different countries.
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Please dont think we are all like this , you should come to the UK for a holiday , come to the South East its so pretty here in rural Essex and trust me you will meet "proper" English people.....most of us around here are gentle natured souls who welcome visitors....
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Oh good lord no, heavens above, don't go there, if indeed you do visit the UK, pop down to West Sussex, it's beautiful, I would even go as far as to send a driver to greet you at Gatwick and take you on a tour of your choosing, Arundel is delightful and I could introduce you to the Duke of Norfolk whom resides there.
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If it wasn't for us, Hitler's grandson would be fucking the queen up the ass every single night and they'd all be speaking German.
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You turned up pretty late for that party chappie, minimum effort, maximum exposure.
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If it wasn't for us, Hitler's grandson would be fucking the queen up the ass every single night and they'd all be speaking German.
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Here we go! Lol
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If it wasn't for us, Hitler's grandson would be fucking the queen up the ass every single night and they'd all be speaking German.
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Here we go! Lol
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Indeedy deed 'ol boy. There is history here, however, I have family silver older than the existence of the US.
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The VERY LAST people in the world that have a reason to be arrogant and condescending to Americans are the fucking French fucktards.

But the second to the last people in the world are the fucking blokes.
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Hi Americans,

Here is a bit of truth for you. The reason the world is generally (I actually hate that word but,)denigrating towards you are many.

Your sense of self importance. We all share the planet, it is not your playground to dominate like a bitch.

The amount of resources you rape for your country. Does the word frugal mean anything to any of you. I mean, really, nearly 25% of the world resources (GDP) every year consumed by the Fucking U S of A.

Your WAR machine. Get a fucking grip. You are not the world police. Not matter what your walt disney propaganda machine tells you. You are not invincible, the war crimes your country have committed are atrocious.

You are spiritually immature. Work this one out for yourselves. Some of you have.

The level of social conditioning you are forced to undertake robs you all of being a real person but that is the point. Consume, consume, consume. You are muppets being played and are unaware.

Most of the rest of the world knows we are being played and it grieves us. You guys revel in it.

A german guy, Frederick Nietzsche, spoke of false nationalism, it was prior to ww1, he was warning the germans. Read it, learn it and move the fuck along.

Yours Cordially,

A world citizen.

ps. Fuck your war on drugs.

pps. Fuck your war on terror.

ppps. Grow up and stop believing the bullshit you are fed.
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That's because we Americans don't care for the King's crap.
Too bad we didn't let Nazi totally destroy you before we joined the war and finished his forces off, so there wouldn't be an England to worry about being snobbish at Americans who saved her ass in the first place. Bunch of ungrateful snobs now, cowering under Hitler back then like chickens.
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The people who control you control kings.....take your hand off it before you go blind.
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We all find people that are different, if they don't won't to talk to you don't take it so personally and don't take it to heart. Why paint a horrible picture that say's we are all the same. If I saw you on the street and you spoke to me I have the decency and respect to say hello and talk back to them. I find it incredibly selfish to hear you saying "we are all the same!". What your saying is really not fair my friend, just because you happened to meet some selfish people. I'm sure there are selfish people in every country all around the world that would ignore you/us but that doesn't mean everyone would do the same does it.
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That's because we Americans don't care for the King's crap.
Too bad we didn't let Nazi totally destroy you before we joined the war and finished his forces off, so there wouldn't be an England to worry about being snobbish at Americans who saved her ass in the first place. Bunch of ungrateful snobs now, cowering under Hitler back then like chickens.
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"Cowering under Hitler", Oh no dear chap, we were having drinkies and nibbles with Adolf with old Georgie boy in the back rooms of castles.
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It's news to me that they're only like that to Americans...

And it's like everything else. You find good and bad in all people, but the propaganda they get is really the bottom line.

Something to think about. Why would they have anti-american propaganda in the UK... hmmm?
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It's news to me that they're only like that to Americans...

And it's like everything else. You find good and bad in all people, but the propaganda they get is really the bottom line.

Something to think about. Why would they have anti-american propaganda in the UK... hmmm?
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I can tell you that there is no anti American propaganda over here, we have a special relationship you know, and it will always be that way.
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Everyone knows that John Wayne won WWII. Single handed!
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The Canary Islands are a magnet for people like that, a beacon for the drunken twats that plague our streets every weekend.

There is a culture of ridicule in this country, of actively seeking out things to mock, ridicule and put down in order to make one feel superior or to try and make that person believe that they are so much better, or happier than they actually are.

Naturally not all Brits are like this, you get arseholes everywhere but I do know the kind of people you mean and I have also had my holidays completely ruined by British arseholes myself so I know how you feel.

Sorry on behalf of all decent Brits who do not treat people like this.
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Never had that problem ANYWHERE I've been in Europe and I was there right after 9/11. In fact, the people there, as strangers, are much, much more easy-going and less judgmental than Americans. I mean, no awkward staring, comparing themselves to you, etc. The things we are taught in America as to how to evaluate somebody's "class" or place in society are either completely not there or just so entirely different, the untrained American eye wouldn't notice.

Americans have such a huge stick up their ass and they have been so deprived of themselves as individuals, they can't help but to stick their fucking noses in other people's business, as if their opinion matters to anybody. It's all that American Dream propaganda that makes Americans think their judgement means anything to anybody else.

But I'm sure native Brits will have something entirely different to say about their own people. It seems as though the American "hate-disease" has spread over there sometime between 9/11 and now. American propaganda is everywhere. Brits, don't listen to a fucking thing anybody says about America... good or bad... especially the "good" because it's a crock of shit.

Oh, this would also be where I note the DRAMATIC difference in the way the genders are treated in the separate countries. Not to stereotype or generalize, but British men are much less aggressive than American men... or I guess I should say, MORE REALISTIC in the way they view themselves and their actual "power." And British women are a HELLUVA lot more well-spoken than American women. Maybe not all of the Western world has been entirely corrupted, but it's well on its way..
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Ffs are we gonna get on to the enigma machine bullshit soon or what! Lol We found the first one wink wink ;) and you found the second one when it was almost over and we'd been decoding the messages way before you, oh and your movie about you being the ones just makes us laugh our heads off. Read about it! it'll do a few of you the world of good rather than being so frigging arrogant, we haven't fuct your country into the state it's in now but then it's always easier to blame someone else isn't it. What do you want to turn it all around and have a fookin war with us now lol. Give it up. Ooh! your allowed guns! Big deal! Tbh you can't be friggin trusted with them coz greed is all you've been taught. Fighting for what someone else has is the lowest of low, it's called Jealousy & Envy and we were all taught that those thing are wrong. Full Stop!
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My Husband and I just spent a fortune traveling to the Canary Islands which turned out to be a big "holiday" place for the rude, pompous, ugly, fat, British.

We went to five of the Canary Islands and were treated like shit by the British every where we went. They were snobbish ass holes to us even though we were very kind and polite.

One young British cunt was sitting next to us in the restaurant at the hotel and would cover her fucking ears with her hands. My husband and I were talking very quietly like all the other diners.

The snobbish Brits act like the Canary Islands belong to THEM and not the Spanish.

Last year we took our family to Norway for vacation and also noticed that the British we encountered were very rude to us for no reason what so ever. Basically, just being at the same hotel they were in.

The Brits call us fat Americans, etc. But let me tell you, Almost every single one of them were FAT and they all really did have bad teeth and OMG! You should see their feet! The resorts we stayed in were all 5 star so you had to have some money to go there. You'd think these "well to do" Brits would invest in some dentistry and a good pedicure. Yuch.
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I know the reason why..and its fairly obvious
you are extremely patronising, foul mothed and judgemental
I imagine they noticed that
Good thing i dont judge Americans by your standards isnt it
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Americans always have to bring the war into this! You as individuals have no right to say anything about the war, you weren't there and the vast majority of you weren't even alive. Neither was I! So how can you say you saved us? Because YOU didn't! Stop taking credit for the generation who were there! It degrades you all, there will come a point that the United States will need the world....and the world turn it's back on you! American's spreading their self righteous "we saved you" bullshit around the world.

WE PAID YOU BACK IN FULL!

To the OP: I apologise for your experiences, i know exactly what you mean...i don't go to Spain or any of it's islands as i don't want to be surrounded by British people. I might as well stay at home and got to Blackpool! We have major social issues here at the moment, young people have no discipline anymore, parents aren't allowed to smack their children as they will be taken away by Social Services. Teachers and police also have no power.

As for the dentistry comment...that's just ridiculous!
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This should be titles White British and WHite american

Anyway,
Let me squash this once and for all There is not much difference between the brit and the white american.

You see you both crawled out of the same caucus caves and hills. You both raped and ate your children, you both lived in your own shit and piss generation after generation, you both practiced beastiality, and also sucked the blood and ate raw meat of the animals you skaughtered. You lived the nature of a savage unhygenic wilderbeast.

You see the white european who left the unhygenic shithole called Europe was probably the smartest of the cave savages. When the white european encountered the native american and the blacks of america, they learned how to take showers and be somewhat clean and civilized...It was hard but they succeeded in cleaning up the white savage that crash landed on their shores...... this information of hygene, the importance of being clean, burying the dead, never reached europe. This is why their Queen only showered once a year. the unhygenic nature of the cave is embedded into the white genes.

The white american learned to be civilized in someway, they still kill their children, rape them, and sleep with beast, but it is not as bad as the Savage that still lives in Europe.

Europe houses an entirely different white beast, Have you ever seen the teeth of the european?? yellow, crooked, and nasty...For example The queen is a representation of the people and the nation, and if she only took a shower once a year, just imagine what the population was must be like...Europe is so vile that the government actually had to step in and tell their savage population hey stop having sex with animals. If you dont believe it, look at sweden and their massive beastiality problem, literally thousands of cases of beastiality. We dont see that kind of crap in america on such a large scale.... Also another thing is the lifestyle of the brit

Their lifestyle mimics that of the cave. the cave was the nastiest place, it had the bones and carcasses of dead animals and their skin all over the place, the feces was on the floor were they slept, blood everywhere, it was like a meth house just in a cave, and ten times worse.
This behavior is embedded and locked into the brit dna. The brit never encountered any other great civilized people to learn anything..

If you dont believe it
Thread: Wow, I had no idea Britons could be soo trashy... they're giving Americans a run for their money...

So the conclusion folks, is that the American white became civilized somewhat, the white brit, is still like a caucus cave savage. Its sad but very true you see the pics above of the brit with so much subway wrappers it spills onto the streets, the white woman sleeping in filthy garbage infested street. The whites in america dont do that shit .

Conclusion-and i dare anyone here to prove me wrong
Brits-Nasty savage cave animals
Americans-Civilized
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I've run into the British snobby attitude a few times, but overall, they are mostly good people. Europeans are generally a bit more cultured and reserved. Americans can be rough around the edges at times, and yes, we've got the field voice, but most are very friendly and not as stupid as they often act. The buffoonish American, looked down at in most places, usually doesn't care what others think, because they are entertaining themselves.

You'll meet assholes everywhere, some places more than others.
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Hay lay off the US!
Don't we all aspire to the double chin and big wobbly tum that comes with stuffing your face with giant cheeseburgers and fries?
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Hay lay off the US!
Don't we all aspire to the double chin and big wobbly tum that comes with stuffing your face with giant cheeseburgers and fries?
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Ummmm...Cheeseburgers, with two slices of cheese, mayo, extra bacon...brilliant...
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You'll meet assholes everywhere, some places more than others.
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It basically comes down to this!
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Well the majority of Brits that go to the Canaries are either - Sun/daily star reading fuck-wits, 18 year olds that don't know any better, old peopl looking to live out their twilight years with a tan.

Not a very broad cross section of British society I'm afraid; its like me going to L.A for a week and thinking every Amercican is an attention seeking whore and uber health-conscience.

I'm sorry that you had such a bad time with said Brits, come and visit me in Chester, enjoy the roman city walls, the tudor buildings and I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
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Calm yourself madam. Not all Brits are like that. I don't like loud Americans, but I don't like loud Brits either.
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lmao That cracked me up!

There were many loud, drunken Brits at the first Resort's swim up bar. I thought they sounded like fun so we went over to talk to them and find out what they did for a living, etc and they would not even acknowledge us. I was kinda sad.
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Cultural differences- I've read that Brits consider it rude to ask what they do for a living (maybe because some of them live on inheritances and don't do anything?). It's considered personal how you earn money.
Americans are always accused of being rude, but our idea of rude is different than their's. What we consider unfriendly they consider being private and dignified.
I think a lot of Europeans are 'rude' in the American sense because they are so blunt and outspoken in their opinions. Most Americans will not be that way in person (maybe on glp they are). It's sort of rude here to bring up some political or religious opinion if someone doesn't agree with you. And some Europeans are very clipped and brusque. Americans are afraid of hurting someones feelings if they act like that.
The best Brits are people from places like Liverpool where the people are down to earth and charming.
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I think you're lying and/or being dramatic.

I was once on a train in Britain, in THE SMOKING CAR, and an american woman was going for the oscar because she DIDNT LIKE SMOKE, IT WAS AGGRAVATING HER ASTHMAAAAAAA

I pointed out the SMOKING PERMITTED signs plastered on every window and door and she

SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Because they are envious that we are top dog now and that their empire is gone forever ! Bitterness and arrogance . Deal with it you limey fucks !
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My Husband and I just spent a fortune traveling to the Canary Islands which turned out to be a big "holiday" place for the rude, pompous, ugly, fat, British.

We went to five of the Canary Islands and were treated like shit by the British every where we went. They were snobbish ass holes to us even though we were very kind and polite.

One young British cunt was sitting next to us in the restaurant at the hotel and would cover her fucking ears with her hands. My husband and I were talking very quietly like all the other diners.

The snobbish Brits act like the Canary Islands belong to THEM and not the Spanish.

Last year we took our family to Norway for vacation and also noticed that the British we encountered were very rude to us for no reason what so ever. Basically, just being at the same hotel they were in.

The Brits call us fat Americans, etc. But let me tell you, Almost every single one of them were FAT and they all really did have bad teeth and OMG! You should see their feet! The resorts we stayed in were all 5 star so you had to have some money to go there. You'd think these "well to do" Brits would invest in some dentistry and a good pedicure. Yuch.
 Quoting: American 1423319


you probably get people like that from every nation.
i like americans mostly.