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PRAISE THE NAME OF JESUS!!!

hf
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So AmazingGRACE, what do you think of the situation?
Shall I paste all the references, Old and New Testament
which prepare us for the gift of God himself, Jesus
Christ, Our Lord and Savior, humbly present, wishing
to come to us,to be in us. His plan, in the Holy Eucharist?

There must be a 100 and more Scriptural verses.

It's so beautiful. Amen, Amen, Amen.
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I agree with OP in that there is no value in quarreling over this. My approach is to post the Holy Scripture with brief commentary. Let the Lord whisper to people in love through His Word.
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Thank you very much Peterson for showing us how a mature Christian behaves. I shared what i would like to talk about and why and you have respected that. You have shown us the humility of Jesus Christ!

hf
 Quoting: Once4All


We as Christians are not here to judge anyone. I tremble at the thought of having to stand before the Lord and explain to Him why I accused someone created in His image and likeness of anything.

We must remember that God is independent of time. We can plant the seeds of scripture here through His Word. He will take care of the rest, either through others or as He sees fit.

This discussion has special meaning for me. Two days ago I posted some of John chapter 6 with my commentary to a protestant friend and he told me to never email him again.

Jesus lost many disciples over this, and He asked the 12 apostles if they wanted to leave Him too. This was a serious question. The bottom line is that this teaching was as hard to take then as it is now.

I have great faith in the Lord. We plant the seeds, and He will take everyone who truly believes in Him home with Him. And that includes all the non-Catholics here now. Remember, the Lord sees the end from the beginning. We can see only the past and the here and now.
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So AmazingGRACE, what do you think of the situation?
Shall I paste all the references, Old and New Testament
which prepare us for the gift of God himself, Jesus
Christ, Our Lord and Savior, humbly present, wishing
to come to us,to be in us. His plan, in the Holy Eucharist?

There must be a 100 and more Scriptural verses.

It's so beautiful. Amen, Amen, Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431202


I agree with OP in that there is no value in quarreling over this. My approach is to post the Holy Scripture with brief commentary. Let the Lord whisper to people in love through His Word.
 Quoting: Peteron 1323451


Thank you very much Peterson for showing us how a mature Christian behaves. I shared what i would like to talk about and why and you have respected that. You have shown us the humility of Jesus Christ!

hf
 Quoting: Once4All


We as Christians are not here to judge anyone. I tremble at the thought of having to stand before the Lord and explain to Him why I accused someone created in His image and likeness of anything.

We must remember that God is independent of time. We can plant the seeds of scripture here through His Word. He will take care of the rest, either through others or as He sees fit.

This discussion has special meaning for me. Two days ago I posted some of John chapter 6 with my commentary to a protestant friend and he told me to never email him again.

Jesus lost many disciples over this, and He asked the 12 apostles if they wanted to leave Him too. This was a serious question. The bottom line is that this teaching was as hard to take then as it is now.

I have great faith in the Lord. We plant the seeds, and He will take everyone who truly believes in Him home with Him. And that includes all the non-Catholics here now. Remember, the Lord sees the end from the beginning. We can see only the past and the here and now.
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Wise Words..... Thank you!


hf
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Jesus went into the synagogue again and noticed a man with a deformed hand.

Mar 3:2 Since it was the Sabbath, Jesus' enemies watched him closely. If he healed the man's hand, they planned to accuse him of working on the Sabbath.

Mar 3:3 Jesus said to the man with the deformed hand, "Come and stand in front of everyone."

Mar 3:4 Then he turned to his critics and asked, "Does the law permit good deeds on the Sabbath, or is it a day for doing evil? Is this a day to save life or to destroy it?" But they wouldn't answer him.

Mar 3:5 He looked around at them angrily and was deeply saddened by their hard hearts. Then he said to the man, "Hold out your hand." So the man held out his hand, and it was restored!

Mar 3:6 At once the Pharisees went away and met with the supporters of Herod to plot how to kill Jesus.
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But Jesus warned them not to tell anyone about him.

Mar 8:31 Then Jesus began to tell them that the Son of Man must suffer many terrible things and be rejected by the elders, the leading priests, and the teachers of religious law. He would be killed, but three days later he would rise from the dead.

Mar 8:32 As he talked about this openly with his disciples, Peter took him aside and began to reprimand him for saying such things.

Mar 8:33 Jesus turned around and looked at his disciples, then reprimanded Peter. "Get away from me, Satan!" he said. "You are seeing things merely from a human point of view, not from God's."

Mar 8:34 Then, calling the crowd to join his disciples, he said, "If any of you wants to be my follower, you must turn from your selfish ways, take up your cross, and follow me.

Mar 8:35 If you try to hang on to your life, you will lose it. But if you give up your life for my sake and for the sake of the Good News, you will save it.
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John 11:25

Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies!
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The message of salvation in Jesus Christ must

be preached everywhere....

Even here on the net!
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Infestation.
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Let us remember. Most of those who post here, even if they disagree, are created in the image and likeness of God. As such they are lost and need to be saved. GLP Angel, I believe you know what I am talking about...
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Eternal Life red_heart
in Jesus Christ
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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

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hf
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I'll leave you with this;

Your body is your enemy, for it is a genetically altered vehicle, loaded with DNA command structures, operating on you...

The constant babble in your mind is the result of this structure...The genetic scientist's who did this, knew what they were doing...

Setting up an internal conflict - then suggesting to you it is an internal battle between satan and god, due to your fallen nature...A battle you cannot win, is a VERY clever way to control the population of this planet, don't you think...

You cannot get any peace, unless you accept the fact you are fallen, and need a savior, then you have peace...Works very well on the majority of the population, because you are not aware of what has been done to the bodies on this planet...

The goal has been to dis-empower you...

The search for your OWN HIGHER SELF will re-empoyer you...This is what religion keeps you away from with talk of satan, devil, demons, fallen angels, etc.
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Thanks for your reply neighbor.

You have spent a considerable amount of time on this thread promoting the idea of self, while others have spent time promoting Jesus.

I am convinced in my mind Jesus Christ is worthy. I am content to promote not myself, but him.

So we all promote the things we see as beneficial to the soul. For you, it is self. For me it is Jesus.

Let every man be convinced in his own mind who is worthy of promotion.

peace to you,
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Nothing in our history compares to the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus. The whole world still revolves around what He said and did.
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^^THIS^^ well-said. Thank y'all so much! hf
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siren2 Wake up People siren2

The Nations are raging
Banks insolvent
Battle Lines Drawn

Everything will become intolerable until Jesus Returns!!!
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Once4All..I was in a car with some friends yesterday and we were having a conversation about when would Jesus be coming back..and we drove past a big billboard and on it was written..The Time Is Now..we just all went silent and looked at each other like WOW!!!!!
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Jesus went into the synagogue again and noticed a man with a deformed hand.

Mar 3:2 Since it was the Sabbath, Jesus' enemies watched him closely. If he healed the man's hand, they planned to accuse him of working on the Sabbath.

Mar 3:3 Jesus said to the man with the deformed hand, "Come and stand in front of everyone."

Mar 3:4 Then he turned to his critics and asked, "Does the law permit good deeds on the Sabbath, or is it a day for doing evil? Is this a day to save life or to destroy it?" But they wouldn't answer him.

Mar 3:5 He looked around at them angrily and was deeply saddened by their hard hearts. Then he said to the man, "Hold out your hand." So the man held out his hand, and it was restored!

Mar 3:6 At once the Pharisees went away and met with the supporters of Herod to plot how to kill Jesus.

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You will be held accountable for every word you speak

[and/or type]. You will not know you are a sinner until

God teaches you that. If you want to know The Truth then

study the life of Jesus Christ.
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Yes, and that's the truth too! I don't think most people realize this, but every word you say, or communicate with others is recorded in your book. Everyone has a detailed book of their entire life on earth, and EVERYTHING is recorded by angels in that book.

We are accountable for our words and actions. Sadly, most people don't even believe this, but it's true.

hf
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hfhfhf
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But Jesus warned them not to tell anyone about him.

Mar 8:31 Then Jesus began to tell them that the Son of Man must suffer many terrible things and be rejected by the elders, the leading priests, and the teachers of religious law. He would be killed, but three days later he would rise from the dead.

Mar 8:32 As he talked about this openly with his disciples, Peter took him aside and began to reprimand him for saying such things.

Mar 8:33 Jesus turned around and looked at his disciples, then reprimanded Peter. "Get away from me, Satan!" he said. "You are seeing things merely from a human point of view, not from God's."

Mar 8:34 Then, calling the crowd to join his disciples, he said, "If any of you wants to be my follower, you must turn from your selfish ways, take up your cross, and follow me.

Mar 8:35 If you try to hang on to your life, you will lose it. But if you give up your life for my sake and for the sake of the Good News, you will save it.

 Quoting: Once4All


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Yes......... Praise Jesus Amen
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While our faith is based upon true historical events, some of these people just have a lot of blah blah blah strung together that makes no sense at all.
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YEP!!!!!!!!!

hf
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Good Morning Lisa! I pray you have a wonderful day!!!


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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

 Quoting: Once4All


John 15: 1-5

"I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener.

Jhn 15:2 He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes [fn] so that it will be even more fruitful.

Jhn 15:3 You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you.

Jhn 15:4 Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.

Jhn 15:5 "I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.



ANY branch not connected to the True Vine will be cut off.

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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

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oh this quote must justify the crusades and anything else shady that organized christianity has done!
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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

 Quoting: Once4All


oh this quote must justify the crusades and anything else shady that organized christianity has done!
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No. This quote justifies placing your faith in Jesus for the salvation of your immortal soul.

Do you know Him or are you going to use whatever excuse you think available to cling to your sin?
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Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power
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Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power
 Quoting: wildhoney


"Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power"

"Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai. ~Leo Tolstoy


You have heard that it was said, "You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

..Immanuel ,The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)


“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

..Immanuel, The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Some wonderful teachings with every post!
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Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power
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"Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power"

"Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai. ~Leo Tolstoy


You have heard that it was said, "You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

..Immanuel ,The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)


“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

..Immanuel, The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Some wonderful teachings with every post!
 Quoting: Once4All


Coming from you..you are such a Light here Once4All hugs
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"Pray for peace guys..the beast hungers for war so it can satisfy its greed for more power"

"Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai. ~Leo Tolstoy


You have heard that it was said, "You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

..Immanuel ,The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)


“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

..Immanuel, The Christ (Sermon Of The Mount)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Some wonderful teachings with every post!
 Quoting: Once4All


Coming from you..you are such a Light here Once4All hugs
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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

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hf
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HI Once4all

Thanks for spreading the good news (gospel).

Jesus is my ROCK!

And He is worthy to be praised.

And you my friend are such a blessing!
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HOW MANY CHURCH FOLK DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB ??

As compiled, embellished and added to by Mike Morrill of Bowdoin, Maine


Jesus People: Many are willing. Hands already in the air.

Presbyterians: The Session will determine the exact number, and through the Reformed sacrament of light bulb changing, God will seal us in our light bulb changing service, renew our identity as the light bulb people of God, and will mark us for further light bulb changing service that will manifest the grace of God to the world.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

The Evangelical Free Church of America: Depends. We believe in liberty with responsibility and accountability, therefore changing the light bulb must be accomplished as one sees fit in the Lord, but this freedom always has its limitations and should not be abused such as changing the entire building’s light bulbs at one sitting.

Seeker-sensitive: Varied. We do not wish to make you uncomfortable by presenting dogmatic and highly charged assertions about proper light bulb changing methods that may have turned you off in your past light bulb changing experiences. Please come and join us for a relaxed, informal, friendly atmosphere in hopes of turning you on to becoming a purpose-driven light bulb changer.

Roman Catholic: None. Vatican II dictated candles only.

Southern Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Charismatic: We don’t replace bulbs, we heal them through the five-fold ministry of light bulb changing – can I get a witness?

Four-Square: Four, of course. One to speak in a light-bulb changing language, one to interpret to English, one to discern whether these were the correct instructions and one to change the bulb.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

Calvary Chapels: As many as the Spirit may lead. We always seek a sound, balanced approach regarding the issue of changing light bulbs. We do not want to veer into the excesses of other groups’ light bulb changing experiences, but we also don’t want to deny the existence of miraculous light bulb changing methods. Not being a denomination, any Calvary Chapel may change light bulbs as long as it is not in direct conflict with the Word or Calvary Chapel’s distinctives.

Post-modern/Emergent church: Up to you to figure it out. The old ways of changing light bulbs no longer apply. The society you now live in is not ‘your grandfather’s light bulb’, so adapt and find the best way to be relevant to today’s Gen-X and Gen-Y light bulb changers or find yourself the one being replaced..

United Pentecostal Church: Every member must. The ability to change a light bulb is THE evidence of being a genuine light bulb changer. And all light bulb changing activities must be done in Jesus’ name only.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need to change the light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb changing works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb changing experience for next Sunday’s service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring the bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Word of Faith: We all can. After being slain in the Spirit at a Holy Ghost revival meeting, God hears our faith-filled words spoken to the light bulb. God must obey the force of faith and light the bulb up again. Just keep repeating “I am a little light-bulb changer, I am a little light-bulb changer.”

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: One. And we want it known we are “protesting” the use of candles by the Catholics.

Independent, Fundamental Baptists: None. We haven’t changed since the 1950’s, let alone a light bulb.

Arminians: “Whosoever will” can change the light bulb at any time they freely so choose to change it.

Calvinists: None. If God wants a light bulb changed, then He will change it. All our efforts are in vain until such time as His sovereign grace changes the elect light bulb.

Dispensationalists: As many as it takes. The church age is the proper dispensation in which to change light bulbs, as long the consistent, literal instruction for light bulb changing is adhered to.

Covenant Theology: Only one. There has only been one light socket throughout history and the promise of light applying to all bulbs, whether they were part of the socket of works under our first lighting fixtures or under the socket of grace which the bulb now enjoys in the one light socket of God.

KJV-only crowd: 1611 of course. And we will insist that the light bulb arrives with an “AV” stamp of approval marked on it. We will not accept any light bulbs from Alexandria, neither those marked with an NASB, NIV, ESV, NKJV, TLB, NLT or RSV.

Full Preterists: None. All light bulbs were replaced by 70AD.

Partial Preterists: Not totally sure. Most light bulbs were replaced by 70 AD, but a few light bulbs remain to be replaced.

Amillennial: Although we don’t believe in a literal light bulb, we do believe in a future where The Light will reign and shine forever.

Post-Millennial: None. We believe that the light bulb is getting better and better all the time.

Pre-Tribbers: One. But, in the twinkling of an eye, all lit light bulbs will be taken to heaven for seven years. There will however be 144,000 Jewish light bulbs here on earth bringing other light bulbs to a lit condition. The light bulbs in heaven return at the end of the seven years to stay lit for 1000 years.

Legalists: 100. One to change the light bulb and 99 to monitor that the person changing the light bulb is a man who has not sold out to the flesh, his hair is short and neatly trimmed, wears a white shirt with a coat and tie to church, does not watch TV, go to movies, dance, smoke or drink alcohol, does not listen to pop/rock/country/jazz music and is not dating a worldly woman.

Amish: What's a light bulb?
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"Come unto me, all you that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart; and you shall find rest unto your souls.

For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."

Mat.11:28-30
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"Come unto me, all you that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart; and you shall find rest unto your souls.

For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."

Mat.11:28-30
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Thanks for posting Troubled Waters!

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Jesus Said:

I AM The Way, The Truth, and The Life

no one comes to The Father except through Me.

 Quoting: Once4All


John 15: 1-5

"I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener.

Jhn 15:2 He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes [fn] so that it will be even more fruitful.

Jhn 15:3 You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you.

Jhn 15:4 Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.

Jhn 15:5 "I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.



ANY branch not connected to the True Vine will be cut off.

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He who hates me hates my Father as well.

Jhn 15:24 If I had not done among them what no one else did, they would not be guilty of sin. But now they have seen these miracles, and yet they have hated both me and my Father.

Jhn 15:25 But this is to fulfill what is written in their Law: 'They hated me without reason.'

Jhn 15:26 "When the Counselor comes, whom I will send to you from the Father, the Spirit of truth who goes out from the Father, he will testify about me.

Jhn 15:27 And you also must testify, for you have been with me from the beginning.

 Quoting: Once4All


Remain in Jesus Christ for your reward of Eternal Life !!!
 Quoting: Once4All


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With GOD we will gain the victory and HE will trample down our enemies.

Psalms 60:12
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"Come unto me, all you that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart; and you shall find rest unto your souls.

For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."

Mat.11:28-30
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


Thanks for posting Troubled Waters!

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You're quite welcome!

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