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Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock

 
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06/12/2011 01:37 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
You can still be a moron no matter where your from and where your going.
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Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
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The American Educational System after the 80's has completely fallen apart....the concentration on standardized testing is the main focus without capturing the basic essence of knowledge of grammar, mathematics, and comprehension....

Your is possessive like that is yours,
You are is you're....like you are from....

I find that the cointel racetards usually repeat these simple gramatical mistakes often which tells you they have an IQ between the 80-90 range to be gratious......(not anyting to do with the previous AC's mistake)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1322883


Well done, I do realize that many do know the difference, but this mistake is so common on this forum, I thought I would point it out in such a thread. Maybe they will correct their mistakes. Hope they know the difference between "their" and "there"! I know you do.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
You can still be a moron no matter where your from and where your going.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425125


Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425298


your absolutely correct!
 Quoting: highwater


Jesus Christ! I get so tired of you pompus ass grammer/spelling nazies!! Who would take the time to even spell check in a fourm like this!! Just because someone makes a typo automatically makes them an idiot. There's not many people who write profesionally for fucks sake!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425244


The word makes sence even if only if first and last letter are in correct position.

"aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?"

So yeah, spelling nazis can go fuck themselves. It's great to write as correct as possible, but some are really overreacting.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
You can still be a moron no matter where your from and where your going.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425125


Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425298


your absolutely correct!
 Quoting: highwater


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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
You can still be a moron no matter where your from and where your going.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425125


Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425298


your absolutely correct!
 Quoting: highwater


Jesus Christ! I get so tired of you pompus ass grammer/spelling nazies!! Who would take the time to even spell check in a fourm like this!! Just because someone makes a typo automatically makes them an idiot. There's not many people who write profesionally for fucks sake!
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Just trying to educate you, I know a typo when I see one.You just made 4 spelling mistakes in one sentence,idiot.
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06/12/2011 01:42 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
At least we are not European pieces of SOCIALIST SHIT!
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Bah!

Americans yell socialist shit and when they get sick they run to a socialist country for the socialised medicine they can´t afford.

Just research ¨Medical Tourism¨
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06/12/2011 01:43 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
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By the way, do you know that out of the millions of students in China, 5000 took the test recently? You can't judge a nation by test results from a handful of young people! And that's coming from someone, YOU, who actually think you can measure the IQ of a rock! lol

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At least we are not European pieces of SOCIALIST SHIT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425005


Bah!

Americans yell socialist shit and when they get sick they run to a socialist country for the socialised medicine they can´t afford.

Just research ¨Medical Tourism¨
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404827


They also like our cheap prescriptions because their pharmaceutical companies rape them with their"for profit" pricing.Some socialism is good for the general public, why should people have to go bankrupt because of healthcare and medical problems? It is only in America.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I used to be a decent technical writer well before the advent of spellcheck. Back then I was thanking God that Ted Nugent's mother had the smarts to create whiteout. Nature sure wasn't so kind to Ted though.
I must admit though, now even spellcheck has problems correcting for my aging brain.
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Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425298


your absolutely correct!
 Quoting: highwater


Jesus Christ! I get so tired of you pompus ass grammer/spelling nazies!! Who would take the time to even spell check in a fourm like this!! Just because someone makes a typo automatically makes them an idiot. There's not many people who write profesionally for fucks sake!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425244


The word makes sence even if only if first and last letter are in correct position.

"aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?"

So yeah, spelling nazis can go fuck themselves. It's great to write as correct as possible, but some are really overreacting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394379


It doesn't take any longer to spell correctly once you learn it, why not continue you're education? By the way, sense is spelled this way,dope.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I used to be a decent technical writer well before the advent of spellcheck. Back then I was thanking God that Ted Nugent's mother had the smarts to create whiteout. Nature sure wasn't so kind to Ted though.
I must admit though, now even spellcheck has problems correcting for my aging brain.
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You will notice that a red underline will help to realize, something may be amiss.
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06/12/2011 06:26 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
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By the way, do you know that out of the millions of students in China, 5000 took the test recently? You can't judge a nation by test results from a handful of young people! And that's coming from someone, YOU, who actually think you can measure the IQ of a rock! lol
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We have a winner!

I never said you can measure the IQ of a rock.... anon

It's an expression.
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06/13/2011 12:06 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425044


By the way, do you know that out of the millions of students in China, 5000 took the test recently? You can't judge a nation by test results from a handful of young people! And that's coming from someone, YOU, who actually think you can measure the IQ of a rock! lol
 Quoting: anonymous321


We have a winner!

I never said you can measure the IQ of a rock.... anon

It's an expression.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425044



I understand that it's used as slang, but it's one of my pet peeves when someone uses it. I once dated a PhD who would say, "Dumb as soup." ARGH! I feel the same when one refers to "dumb as a rock."

Besides...I don't believe these Pisa tests show the true potential of a person. Have you ever hear of "Social IQ?"
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
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ya, but coming from the birth place of WW1 and WW2, it doesn't mean a lot.
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06/13/2011 12:13 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
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Now while I do whole heartedly agree,

you are a Belgian......nuff said
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06/13/2011 12:14 PM
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I lived in Europe once. There are just as many fat and stupid people there as in the United States, but then again, you see far fewer people in the States since everyone drives and no one walks.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I have to agree - my day is filled with mental facepalms...


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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I lived in Europe once. There are just as many fat and stupid people there as in the United States, but then again, you see far fewer people in the States since everyone drives and no one walks.
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hahaha classic response
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
I'm starting to think we should have let Hitler take over Europe now. Bunch of bullshit is all America gets for rescuing you Eurocunts.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Don't get me wrong, not all of you, but a vast majority is wasting oxygen for animals.
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Don't you think that's globally though? The essence of 'dumbass' is non-discriminatory.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
what is ROCK?
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Why don't Americans spell "you're" correctly? Your is a different word completely in case you rocks need to be told that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425298


your absolutely correct!
 Quoting: highwater


Jesus Christ! I get so tired of you pompus ass grammer/spelling nazies!! Who would take the time to even spell check in a fourm like this!! Just because someone makes a typo automatically makes them an idiot. There's not many people who write profesionally for fucks sake!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425244


The word makes sence even if only if first and last letter are in correct position.

"aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?"

So yeah, spelling nazis can go fuck themselves. It's great to write as correct as possible, but some are really overreacting.
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Americans are smart, they just ACT dumb
so they can plead ignorance when they get caught!
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
At least we are not European pieces of SOCIALIST SHIT!
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Ack take no notice of the Belguin bun, they are a troll hf
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
The only REAL Americans are those with blue eyes and blonde hair

I do not not see blacks, latino or muzzies being Americans at all, even they would technically have US citizenship
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Re: Americans, admit it. Most of you are dumb as a rock
Well, when you can match us, we will talk. Until then, you're just a jelly little douche.

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