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How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?

 
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How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Does the south really have that much of a leg up on artistic representation?

Southern Pride!!
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I mostly saw the giant black nutz dangling from 4x4s in Texas for some reason....do the guys in Texas enjoy looking at the black nutz more than other nutz for some reason??
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06/12/2011 05:11 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
it's cause they are fucking illegal everywhere else....
The term "derp" was invented by the creators of Southpark.
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06/12/2011 05:13 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Maybe they are more popular in Texas, as you said... I grew up in North Carolina and have only ever seen those one time.
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06/12/2011 05:15 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I mostly saw the giant black nutz dangling from 4x4s in Texas for some reason....do the guys in Texas enjoy looking at the black nutz more than other nutz for some reason??
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Don't come to Texas we only want steers not queers!!! Go back to Vancouver Canuck!
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
it's cause they are fucking illegal everywhere else....
 Quoting: SmuRidley


Illegal!! Why!!???

Truck Nutz are beautiful works of art....I even saw F150s in Florida with more than one set of nutz and inside the love between brother and sister was beautiful to witness!

Made me jealous that I'm a Canadian..
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Your just drawn to focus on nuts dangling because you were born that way.
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06/12/2011 05:16 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
How often do you drive around the lower 48 comparing artificial nuts hanging off of Ford F150s?

I seen them things all over, on different makes of trucks and even large sedans....
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06/12/2011 05:17 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
wtf is a truck nut??
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
How often do you drive around the lower 48 comparing artificial nuts hanging off of Ford F150s?

I seen them things all over, on different makes of trucks and even large sedans....
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Because he's just a shill trolling the internet!
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06/12/2011 05:19 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Does the south really have that much of a leg up on artistic representation?

Southern Pride!!
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don't you have some hockey to watch? Hows the queen doing? Has she come to visit your colony yet?
I love me some UFOS
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
it's cause they are fucking illegal everywhere else....
 Quoting: SmuRidley


Illegal!! Why!!???

Truck Nutz are beautiful works of art....I even saw F150s in Florida with more than one set of nutz and inside the love between brother and sister was beautiful to witness!

Made me jealous that I'm a Canadian..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408526


So you HAVE driven at least from the northern border to Florida.

Why dont you just buy a set for yourself, and take them back with you when you return to Canada?

Are you saying that there is a Canadian law prohibiting the display of artificial testicals on motor vehicles, specifically the Ford F150?

If so, then, fuck...... Thats messed up brother....
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I mostly saw the giant black nutz dangling from 4x4s in Texas for some reason....do the guys in Texas enjoy looking at the black nutz more than other nutz for some reason??
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Don't come to Texas we only want steers not queers!!! Go back to Vancouver Canuck!
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But I heard Austin was the queer captial of the U.S..even bigger gay pride parade than San Fancisco!

So you keep Texas to you and your queer friends...and drooling over black Truck Nutz.
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I mostly saw the giant black nutz dangling from 4x4s in Texas for some reason....do the guys in Texas enjoy looking at the black nutz more than other nutz for some reason??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408526


Don't come to Texas we only want steers not queers!!! Go back to Vancouver Canuck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264088


But I heard Austin was the queer captial of the U.S..even bigger gay pride parade than San Fancisco!

So you keep Texas to you and your queer friends...and drooling over black Truck Nutz.
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You are obviously the ones that loves talking about them. You started this thread you pervert!
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I actually had to look up "Truck Nutz" (BTW, I live in a farming region).

Who the HELL would put those on their truck, car, whatever?
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06/12/2011 05:25 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I saw them once on a truck in Huntington Beach, Calif
(Orange County)

What a way to NOT "prove" your "manhood"
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06/12/2011 05:32 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
To be honest, I have never even seen the "black" ones, they are usually brass.

Brass nuts being a, what do you call that? Euphemism? Simile? Metaphor? ....for being someone not to mess with.

As in:

"I wouldn't start a bar fight with that big sumbitch, he's got a set of brass nuts on him the size of those found dangling on the rear of Ford F150s."

How is it you have taken an interest on giant black nuts, OP?
I mean, the brass ones are almost impossible not to notice, but I drive a truck cross country, and dont ever remember seeing black ones.....
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06/12/2011 05:33 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I actually had to look up "Truck Nutz" (BTW, I live in a farming region).

Who the HELL would put those on their truck, car, whatever?
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Yup, they are disgusting.
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06/12/2011 05:38 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I actually had to look up "Truck Nutz" (BTW, I live in a farming region).

Who the HELL would put those on their truck, car, whatever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


Yup, they are disgusting.
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It IS gay

Why do these guys wanna see each others' nuts?

Think about it
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I actually had to look up "Truck Nutz" (BTW, I live in a farming region).

Who the HELL would put those on their truck, car, whatever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


Yup, they are disgusting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425629




It IS gay

Why do these guys wanna see each others' nuts?

Think about it
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06/12/2011 05:39 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
because the south is full of homosexuals.
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06/12/2011 05:49 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I actually had to look up "Truck Nutz" (BTW, I live in a farming region).

Who the HELL would put those on their truck, car, whatever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


Yup, they are disgusting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425629




It IS gay

Why do these guys wanna see each others' nuts?

Think about it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417728


It means I have a vehicle with some balls that can run over your little rice burning tin can!!!
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06/12/2011 05:50 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
onna counna y'all ain't been in CHEVY Country.
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06/12/2011 05:52 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
To be honest, I have never even seen the "black" ones, they are usually brass.

Brass nuts being a, what do you call that? Euphemism? Simile? Metaphor? ....for being someone not to mess with.

As in:

"I wouldn't start a bar fight with that big sumbitch, he's got a set of brass nuts on him the size of those found dangling on the rear of Ford F150s."

How is it you have taken an interest on giant black nuts, OP?
I mean, the brass ones are almost impossible not to notice, but I drive a truck cross country, and dont ever remember seeing black ones.....
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 1381992


The OP is fascinated with black nuts!!! Must be from Canada!
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
onna counna y'all ain't been in CHEVY Country.
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WTF are you saying dork?
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06/12/2011 05:57 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Not just the south, we've got them everywhere in california... I'm talking super liberal hippy california.
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
Because they might be rednecks?
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I've got a set of brass ones hanging off the back bumper of my Road King (that's a motorcycle, for you tards out there).cruise
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
You guys are intimidated by any people not waving a rainbow flag and shouting Obama!!!
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06/12/2011 06:08 PM
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
I was driving in the state of californication once and was lucky enough to see a guy driving a truck with a giant penis mounted on the receiver hitch, we're talking giant......would love to have seen the reaction of women driving behind him.
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Re: How come I only see those giant rubber "Truck Nutz" on Ford F150s when I drive through the Southern U.S.?
You guys are intimidated by any people not waving a rainbow flag and shouting Obama!!!
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