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ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward
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ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
Im white guy from uk ... ive seen crime and grew up with it , at 18 i was kicked out of the church for forgetting confession words ... but i knew the faith was wrong .

Year's later i lost many friends to drugs and violence , i hit drugs went mental had a breakdown , in the breakdown i prayed to god to help me . he did , i then met a girl we had a baby girl this changed me alot , i was being dragged toward religeon , i want to find god , i want me and my family to go to heaven , i was sick of the lawless uk ..i want change ..

I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
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06/13/2011 08:05 AM
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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
So about the goat humping....is it a gradual process or do you just jump right in? ( so to speak)
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06/13/2011 08:06 AM
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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
confess OP, you only did it to nail the next door hot Paki bitch
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I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853

I'm not buying into your story, troll.

I know mainstream Muslims respect Jews and Christians as the “People of The Book”, not calling them infidels; they as well honor Jesus as the Messiah – as it is written in the Quran;

I spent years amongst Muslims and was prevalently accepted as a welcomed guest - against being a confessed Christian.

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06/13/2011 08:09 AM
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
“Allah… is the standard Arabic word for God”

[link to www.christiananswers.net]
"Allah (= God) is He besides Whom there is none worthy of worship, the Living, the Self-Subsisting and All-Sustaining. He has sent down to thee the Book containing the truth and fulfilling that which precedes it; and He has sent down the Torah (Law of Moses) and the Gospel (of Jesus) before this, as a guidance to the people; and He has sent down the Discrimination (judgment between right and wrong)." (Quran, Surah 3:3-4)

“When the angels said, 'O Mary, Allah (= God) gives thee glad tidings of a son through a word from Him; his name shall be the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, honored in this world and in the next, and of those who are granted nearness to God;

'And he shall speak to the people in the cradle, and when of middle age, and he shall be of the righteous.” (Quran, Surah 3:38-44)


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06/13/2011 08:11 AM
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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
if i had any questions, i'd ask someone who didn't 'just convert' so i could get good answers
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
Im white guy from uk ... ive seen crime and grew up with it , at 18 i was kicked out of the church for forgetting confession words ... but i knew the faith was wrong .

Year's later i lost many friends to drugs and violence , i hit drugs went mental had a breakdown , in the breakdown i prayed to god to help me . he did , i then met a girl we had a baby girl this changed me alot , i was being dragged toward religeon , i want to find god , i want me and my family to go to heaven , i was sick of the lawless uk ..i want change ..

I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


Blow your self up , you seem pretty stupid and I don't want you to get it wrong so practice with firecrackers strapped to your body until you get that detonation thing correct. You might want to teach your kids this to and and punch your wife in the face for me .


MUCH HATE,

MOHAMMED
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
Im white guy from uk ... ive seen crime and grew up with it , at 18 i was kicked out of the church for forgetting confession words ... but i knew the faith was wrong .

Year's later i lost many friends to drugs and violence , i hit drugs went mental had a breakdown , in the breakdown i prayed to god to help me . he did , i then met a girl we had a baby girl this changed me alot , i was being dragged toward religeon , i want to find god , i want me and my family to go to heaven , i was sick of the lawless uk ..i want change ..

I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


Blow your self up , you seem pretty stupid and I don't want you to get it wrong so practice with firecrackers strapped to your body until you get that detonation thing correct. You might want to teach your kids this to and and punch your wife in the face for me .


MUCH HATE,

MOHAMMED
 Quoting: Godsontoo


why would i blow myself up , it goes against islam to hurt people unless they break gods laws ... dont be silly now , go worship your babylonian church ..
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06/13/2011 08:19 AM
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You are full of it.

This is a lame trolling effort.
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991956


no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


Actually Christ was conceived on Xmas and born in September and you are correct religion has been hijacked by satans children and this happened long ago . Islam is his main power base though.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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/snip/... and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday, wrong again.../snip/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853

Friday, not Saturday, is the holy day to Muslims; you are a chap imposter, OP.

STFU troll.

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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


So this is what causes you guys to strap on an IED for 72 virgins according to the Qur'an & Hadith? Sounds like a huge misunderstanding to me. How does blowing yourself up and taking out innocents correct this misunderstanding? Don't I have the right to worship the G_D of my choice, right or wrong?
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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/snip/... and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday, wrong again.../snip/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853

Friday, not Saturday, is the holy day to Muslims; you are a chap imposter, OP.

STFU troll.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426137


What means Jumu'ah, OP?
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Im white guy from uk ... ive seen crime and grew up with it , at 18 i was kicked out of the church for forgetting confession words ... but i knew the faith was wrong .

Year's later i lost many friends to drugs and violence , i hit drugs went mental had a breakdown , in the breakdown i prayed to god to help me . he did , i then met a girl we had a baby girl this changed me alot , i was being dragged toward religeon , i want to find god , i want me and my family to go to heaven , i was sick of the lawless uk ..i want change ..

I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


What you have done is doomed yourself to hell. allah is satan in disguise.
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


So this is what causes you guys to strap on an IED for 72 virgins according to the Qur'an & Hadith?... /snip/
 Quoting: Dire Wolf

OP is an imposter; he knows nothing about Islam - except Islamophobic crap.

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06/13/2011 08:26 AM
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why would i blow myself up , it goes against islam to hurt people unless they break gods laws ... dont be silly now , go worship your babylonian church ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


Every swinging dick has broken god's laws.
Your god is a god of death. Your god boasts about being the greatest liar and deceiver.
Why would you convert to hell?
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06/13/2011 08:27 AM
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OP reminds me of Walter from Big Lebowski, only his muzzie
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are you still eating bacon and drinking beer?
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no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


So this is what causes you guys to strap on an IED for 72 virgins according to the Qur'an & Hadith?... /snip/
 Quoting: Dire Wolf

OP is an imposter; he knows nothing about Islam - except Islamophobic crap.

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what i do know is we are allowed to pedophile kids , and blow up or kill anyone who doesnt convert , we also analy rape kids and women
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Question: Do you think I give a fuck????
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OP
is a troll.
He has posted on the Violent Flash mob thread posing as a black guy who does that kind of thing

IGNORE him

here's the thread where he has posted:

Thread: VIOLENT FLASH MOBS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU+++++++++++PIN????
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OP
is a troll.
He has posted on the Violent Flash mob thread posing as a black guy who does that kind of thing

IGNORE him

here's the thread where he has posted:

Thread: VIOLENT FLASH MOBS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU+++++++++++PIN????
 Quoting: ~Sir John~


Well, when you see a subject ending with the phrase "ask me a question" on GLP, then you are perfectly sure that this is a genuine troll!
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I have a question:

My girlfriend is an OB/GYN doc and see a lot of muslim patients. She told me "whew, don't even THINK of what it looks and smells like under a burqa".

So assuming that by this time you're successfully removed a burqa and shagged whatever is underneath, is she correct?
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no i gave up pork gave up shellfish , beer is almost stopped its hard to do it all at once , i got circumstised to ... fecking hurt at 33 to be done let me tell you , but now its fine , and to the guy above , your not even catholics , you just " claim to be " your churches worship babylon not the jesus we know ... you work on saturdays which is the sabbath to every man .. you go church on sunday , wrong again , you havent a clue what your worshipping , but it aint the god of the bible ...

christmas .. lol jesus born on the 25th , another babylonian day , he was born may or june .. you are devil worshippers and you dont even know it ... you go to lap clubs take drugs , fuck you mates girl , then think confession forgives it all... idiots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


So this is what causes you guys to strap on an IED for 72 virgins according to the Qur'an & Hadith?... /snip/
 Quoting: Dire Wolf

OP is an imposter; he knows nothing about Islam - except Islamophobic crap.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426137


what i do know is we are allowed to pedophile kids , and blow up or kill anyone who doesnt convert , we also analy rape kids and women
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853

Utter bullshit!

You are a troll trying to spur up Islamophobia.

BTW, Jihad means to a mainstream Muslims primarily an internal struggle to maintain faith, then the struggle to improve the Muslim society, and finally the struggle to defend Islam:

Quran, Surah 2:190: "Fight in the cause of Allah (= God) those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah (= God) loves not transgressors."

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Re: ive just converted to islam .... ask me a question
Why would you pick Islam for your religion? If you prayed to God and were brought up Christian, don't you think it was the Christian God who answered you?

Why are you following a path to destroy your nation and your heritage? Do you really hate yourself that much?

You already cut off part of your penis for this cult, now you wish harm on others. Don't you see that you are following a path of demons?

If you love your daughter, how do you think Islam will treat her? If she looks good, they will just take her for some old coot to use and abuse.

You need to do your research and stop jumping at whatever comes along.
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OP
is a troll.
He has posted on the Violent Flash mob thread posing as a black guy who does that kind of thing

IGNORE him

here's the thread where he has posted:

Thread: VIOLENT FLASH MOBS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU+++++++++++PIN????
 Quoting: ~Sir John~


clappa
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Seems that the drugs really damaged your mental capacity.
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Im white guy from uk ... ive seen crime and grew up with it , at 18 i was kicked out of the church for forgetting confession words ... but i knew the faith was wrong .

Year's later i lost many friends to drugs and violence , i hit drugs went mental had a breakdown , in the breakdown i prayed to god to help me . he did , i then met a girl we had a baby girl this changed me alot , i was being dragged toward religeon , i want to find god , i want me and my family to go to heaven , i was sick of the lawless uk ..i want change ..

I now have converted to islam and you infidels will soon feel the wrath .... inshallah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423853


THE BIG QUESTION IS THIS.... ARE YOU READY TO BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE WITH SATAN AND HIS DEMONS FOR ALL ETERNITY?
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Why would you pick Islam for your religion? .../snip/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002

Stop it, please; he didn't pick it and he knows nothing about Islam.

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His lame ass response to being outed on that thread LOL



You have just made a thread stating you are a white guy who has converted to Islam.
me thinks you are a race baiting troll

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 Quoting: ~Sir John~


yeah cos im gittin all the races to trun on the white's , got to git mine iff you know what i mean
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