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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

 
Urge Gent
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06/13/2011 10:25 PM
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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/13/2011 10:33 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
this is something many could benefit from.
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06/13/2011 10:40 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Take her out for a drink...sit at the bar...rub her coochie while you maintain normal conversation. Works every time.
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06/13/2011 10:42 PM
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Blond bimbo with huge boobs? A simple "Hello" should be more than enough to get her in the sack.
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06/13/2011 10:45 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


Get a Million $ and a $100K car...

lolsign
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


Get a Million $ and a $100K car...

lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425454


Any other way? C'mon specific techniques.
Like, "Hey baby, nice tits." or something....
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 10:48 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
flirt with the ugly chicks
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06/13/2011 10:49 PM

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A hot ride and a fist full of cash
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06/13/2011 10:51 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Lots of money, a Ferrari, maybe a yacht, a couple houses, if you want several bimbos a private island, and jet would help too
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06/13/2011 10:53 PM
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Draw a face on the head of your penis. Whip it out and pretend it is doing stand up comedy. Works every time. It's more effective if you draw a mustache on the face.
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06/13/2011 10:57 PM
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Draw a face on the head of your penis. Whip it out and pretend it is doing stand up comedy. Works every time. It's more effective if you draw a mustache on the face.
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
ok heres what you do. get a rag and some chloroform and a roll of duct tape. drive to the nearest college campus and stake out the ladies dorm. wait for the perfect lady to head out into the parking lot and stalk up behind her with the chloroform soaked rag in hand. place the rag over her face and carry her to your car and place her in your trunk with duct tape over her mouth and around her wrists and feet. then all you need to do is bring your new girlfriend home.

(this is a joke. this is a sick sarcastic joke. dont actually do this you perv)
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06/13/2011 10:59 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
ok heres what you do. get a rag and some chloroform and a roll of duct tape. drive to the nearest college campus and stake out the ladies dorm. wait for the perfect lady to head out into the parking lot and stalk up behind her with the chloroform soaked rag in hand. place the rag over her face and carry her to your car and place her in your trunk with duct tape over her mouth and around her wrists and feet. then all you need to do is bring your new girlfriend home.

(this is a joke. this is a sick sarcastic joke. dont actually do this you perv)
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skull_fing

yer an asshole. this is a serious question. u should be put away. not cool.
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:00 PM
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This is a simple one to answer. Just used a Black and Decker masonry drill with a coarse sander. Run it up and down the head and you should be able to develop some clearly noticable deep and permanent scoring quite quickly on the facial area.
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06/13/2011 11:00 PM
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flirt with the ugly chicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270


I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
flirt with the ugly chicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270


I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426179


Interesting....can anyone offer confirmation?
one with the sun
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06/13/2011 11:05 PM
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flex your musclecool2
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06/13/2011 11:06 PM
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Money always works...
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flex your musclecool2
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Flex your wallet.
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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06/13/2011 11:07 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
If you need tips then its not going to happen forget about it and go back to being a poofter
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/13/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
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06/13/2011 11:09 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed.
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06/13/2011 11:11 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1328703


does it follow that more money = bigger boobs?
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:12 PM
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Sexist pig!
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:14 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
How about get a personality! And stop treating women like objects! Just because a woman is attractive, blonde with big boobs; doesn't make her a bimbo! Maybe that's why you can't get a woman who is like that!
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06/13/2011 11:15 PM
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Go here: [link to www.sosuave.net]
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
How about get a personality! And stop treating women like objects! Just because a woman is attractive, blonde with big boobs; doesn't make her a bimbo! Maybe that's why you can't get a woman who is like that!
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bingo! we have one. ok, tell me more.
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06/13/2011 11:17 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
P.S. flirting with ugly chicks will get you know where... flirting with attractive woman would be much better! They will find you even more repulsive when you go for the fatties...
nimbus

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06/13/2011 11:21 PM
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Racist.

And Mysogynist.

Lots of women/people are fair-haired, attractive, AND intelligent.

I never meet a good-looking blond guy and think, he's got to be stupid.

How about saying "hello", smiling, and engaging her in a conversation?
I'm a Trekkie, not a Trekker.
Nitwit

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06/13/2011 11:23 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


I will take care of it... just send her over to my place...

do you need the address?
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:24 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Exactly they even have studies that show attractive people have higher intelligence! Darwin!!!!!!!

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]