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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:28 PM
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You have to apply the same principles as a successful salesman, but be yourself and you'll end up happier and more satisfied. For example, out of a hundred cold calls, a yes on one can be seen as a winning day. Put in the work and you'll eventually break through.
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06/13/2011 11:29 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
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yes, you need to use a lot of that orange spray on tan stuff. A LOT. you need to rip all the buttons out of your shirts and get a chest wig. wear lots of gold jewellry around your neck that hangs down into your fake chest hair. also: below your fake chest hair, wear a fake set of abs, to cover up your beer belly. wear really tight white pants with dark underwear. get some hair plugs for your shiny bald head. and finally wear lot of cologne. that is how you will get a bimbo like yourself.
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06/13/2011 11:32 PM
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is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


yes, you need to use a lot of that orange spray on tan stuff. A LOT. you need to rip all the buttons out of your shirts and get a chest wig. wear lots of gold jewellry around your neck that hangs down into your fake chest hair. also: below your fake chest hair, wear a fake set of abs, to cover up your beer belly. wear really tight white pants with dark underwear. get some hair plugs for your shiny bald head. and finally wear lot of cologne. that is how you will get a bimbo like yourself.
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Not true! Be a man not a woman!
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06/13/2011 11:33 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


yes, you need to use a lot of that orange spray on tan stuff. A LOT. you need to rip all the buttons out of your shirts and get a chest wig. wear lots of gold jewellry around your neck that hangs down into your fake chest hair. also: below your fake chest hair, wear a fake set of abs, to cover up your beer belly. wear really tight white pants with dark underwear. get some hair plugs for your shiny bald head. and finally wear lot of cologne. that is how you will get a bimbo like yourself.
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Not true! Be a man not a woman!
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yes that was adice for a bimbo man to attract a bimbo woman.
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2011 11:33 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed.
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does it follow that more money = bigger boobs?
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Not always, sometimes at $50 peaks appear.
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06/13/2011 11:33 PM
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Pick up a book and get a personality! Have ambition and drive!
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06/13/2011 11:35 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


yes, you need to use a lot of that orange spray on tan stuff. A LOT. you need to rip all the buttons out of your shirts and get a chest wig. wear lots of gold jewellry around your neck that hangs down into your fake chest hair. also: below your fake chest hair, wear a fake set of abs, to cover up your beer belly. wear really tight white pants with dark underwear. get some hair plugs for your shiny bald head. and finally wear lot of cologne. that is how you will get a bimbo like yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1232948


Not true! Be a man not a woman!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423435


yes that was adice for a bimbo man to attract a bimbo woman.
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So if a woman is attractive, blonde with big breast shes a bimbo? Isn't that racist?!?!
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06/13/2011 11:41 PM
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You have to apply the same principles as a successful salesman, but be yourself and you'll end up happier and more satisfied. For example, out of a hundred cold calls, a yes on one can be seen as a winning day. Put in the work and you'll eventually break through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 582348


this is somewhat helpful. keep at it. the day goes to the bold. if one finally says yes, bingo you got it.
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06/13/2011 11:50 PM
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yes, you need to use a lot of that orange spray on tan stuff. A LOT. you need to rip all the buttons out of your shirts and get a chest wig. wear lots of gold jewellry around your neck that hangs down into your fake chest hair. also: below your fake chest hair, wear a fake set of abs, to cover up your beer belly. wear really tight white pants with dark underwear. get some hair plugs for your shiny bald head. and finally wear lot of cologne. that is how you will get a bimbo like yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1232948


Not true! Be a man not a woman!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423435


yes that was adice for a bimbo man to attract a bimbo woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1232948


So if a woman is attractive, blonde with big breast shes a bimbo? Isn't that racist?!?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423435


ok, i'll take one that's not a bimbo as long as she is blonde with big tits.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/14/2011 12:00 AM
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Pick up a book and get a personality! Have ambition and drive!
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Done; just not enough.
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06/14/2011 12:05 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Tell her that you can barley notice her Adams Apple and you will score.
Have fun doing Ann Coulter.
5a
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06/14/2011 12:10 AM
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big smile.....good jokes


have a destination and transportation and be ready to scoot.........
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06/14/2011 12:44 AM
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Tell her that you can barley notice her Adams Apple and you will score.
Have fun doing Ann Coulter.
5a
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I would. She no dude. Skinny blonde. Just fill her mouth with something.
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2011 12:47 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


First you need money.

Second get yourself any girl mad about money. Doesn't matter about hair color or size of jugs.

Search for a really good plastic surgeon.

Die her hair and pubic hair blond.

Boobs enlargement to your own liking.


cruise
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06/14/2011 09:04 AM
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C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


First you need money.

Second get yourself any girl mad about money. Doesn't matter about hair color or size of jugs.

Search for a really good plastic surgeon.

Die her hair and pubic hair blond.

Boobs enlargement to your own liking.


cruise
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that would be backing in...need to come in through the front door.
Pravus

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06/14/2011 09:12 AM
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1) obtain money
2) obtain large penis
3) ???
4) profit
i don't like the idea of signatures. Why would anyone want to end every post the same way?
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06/14/2011 09:19 AM
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1) obtain money
2) obtain large penis
3) ???
4) profit
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and if you have to ask how you have no chance and have all ready lost the battle
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06/14/2011 10:02 AM
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1) obtain money
2) obtain large penis
3) ???
4) profit
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and if you have to ask how you have no chance and have all ready lost the battle
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and i take it u bangin blonde bimbos w/big boobs?
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2011 10:30 AM
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Tell her that you can barley notice her Adams Apple and you will score.
Have fun doing Ann Coulter.
5a
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I would. She no dude. Skinny blonde. Just fill her mouth with something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


Yeah no doubt
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06/14/2011 06:24 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
big smile.....good jokes


have a destination and transportation and be ready to scoot.........
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big "smile" so to speak?
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06/14/2011 06:26 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
eat pussy
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06/14/2011 07:37 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
eat pussy
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that's after u score. how about before?
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2011 04:57 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Simple

Look like Brad Pitt

Get a bank account like Brad Pitt's

Get famous like Brad Pitt.

SUCCESS GUARANTEED!!
Anonymous Coward
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06/25/2011 02:15 PM
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We need examples.
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06/25/2011 02:18 PM
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Keep dreaming ! ohyeah
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06/25/2011 02:20 PM
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See below....too late, she's mine.
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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06/25/2011 02:29 PM
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Just get some broad drunk. Or put something in some broads drink that makes her pass out.
I dunno.

The only real redeeming quality of women is they are fun to have sex with. Other than being objects for personal gratification they don't really do much.
winning

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06/25/2011 02:31 PM
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Eat pussy....No get Get good at eating pussy first then EAT PUSSY.

blonde bimbos love it i should know i fucked a few.
When will they tell us? When they have to? When will they have to? When we figure it out. when else?
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06/25/2011 02:32 PM
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Tell her you're black and have no job.
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06/25/2011 02:33 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


have balls, have game, and look somewhat decent. Down the road when she finds out you are broke she will take off.

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