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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

 
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Money always works...
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Sad by true...
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Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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See below....too late, she's mine.
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You wish afro
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Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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Italian butcher?
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Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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If they think you have lots of money, you do not even need the salami... afro
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C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138

It's simple; be nice and respectful. If she is a ho, then she will not appreciate. If she is a good girl, it will take a lot of patience on your part, but well worth the wait.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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As a bestfriend of a blonde bimbo I see this all the time and no exactly what works.

Women seek attention, so flirt with her friends then buy them all a drink, or three, offer to take them somewhere fun sometime, like boating, or a casino, or a party, whatever you can pull out of your pocket. In short the following works, handsome face, nice clothes, nice watch, pay the tab, be fun, flirt with her friends. Most important thing is paying the tab, they aren't into a lifetime of diamonds at first all they want is fun on your bill.
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06/25/2011 02:53 PM
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Women only go after rich tall handsome fun famous men with big peckers. So if you are none of those things theres just the rapey methods.
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Also... Friend request her on fb, blonde bimbos always tell you where they are at. Flirting with her friends is imparative, especially her brunette, big titty friend with the brains that can hold multiple interesting conversations. If she sees that she will want you. Its a game to all blonde bimbo's, taking the candy away from her brunette friends because she believes blondes are better. Happens ALL the time. The bonus for said friend is she has NO problem finding another piece of candy and had fun on your dime while her friend screws you for payment of said fun. Its really that simple, no joke.
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06/25/2011 02:55 PM
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I have one but I ain't tellin you shit!
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As a bestfriend of a blonde bimbo I see this all the time and no exactly what works.

Women seek attention, so flirt with her friends then buy them all a drink, or three, offer to take them somewhere fun sometime, like boating, or a casino, or a party, whatever you can pull out of your pocket. In short the following works, handsome face, nice clothes, nice watch, pay the tab, be fun, flirt with her friends. Most important thing is paying the tab, they aren't into a lifetime of diamonds at first all they want is fun on your bill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167581


unless you are a ridiculously attractive male they drop the... "i know the exact ring I want. it is this cut, with this carat, and in this style"

me "o yea and how much does this normally cost"

her "o around $98,000. the great thing is I have this friend whos dad is so and so in the industry and my best friend got the same cost to around $70,000"

me "haha o yea? well enjoy my penis until you find a guy to by this for you"
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She's all yours!


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As a bestfriend of a blonde bimbo I see this all the time and no exactly what works.

Women seek attention, so flirt with her friends then buy them all a drink, or three, offer to take them somewhere fun sometime, like boating, or a casino, or a party, whatever you can pull out of your pocket. In short the following works, handsome face, nice clothes, nice watch, pay the tab, be fun, flirt with her friends. Most important thing is paying the tab, they aren't into a lifetime of diamonds at first all they want is fun on your bill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167581


unless you are a ridiculously attractive male they drop the... "i know the exact ring I want. it is this cut, with this carat, and in this style"

me "o yea and how much does this normally cost"

her "o around $98,000. the great thing is I have this friend whos dad is so and so in the industry and my best friend got the same cost to around $70,000"

me "haha o yea? well enjoy my penis until you find a guy to by this for you"
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buy i meant.... type to fast
ika

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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
SIMPLE:CREATE CONVERSATION AND STAY FOCUS WITH
DIRECT i-CONTACT,AND TRY GET A "HARD-ON"/SEMi-BONER.
THEN TELL HER I DONT MEAN TO OFFEN-U,BUT DOES SIZE
REALLY MATTER IF SHE RESPONCE IN ANYWAY,THAT IS
WHEN U SHOW YOUR HAMMER.DO NOT!!!!
WHIP IT OUT JUS X-POSE IT??WORKS 4 ME......
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ok heres what you do. get a rag and some chloroform and a roll of duct tape. drive to the nearest college campus and stake out the ladies dorm. wait for the perfect lady to head out into the parking lot and stalk up behind her with the chloroform soaked rag in hand. place the rag over her face and carry her to your car and place her in your trunk with duct tape over her mouth and around her wrists and feet. then all you need to do is bring your new girlfriend home.

(this is a joke. this is a sick sarcastic joke. dont actually do this you perv)
 Quoting: G 1004052


He said bimbo. Not a college educated girl.
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SIMPLE:CREATE CONVERSATION AND STAY FOCUS WITH
DIRECT i-CONTACT,AND TRY GET A "HARD-ON"/SEMi-BONER.
THEN TELL HER I DONT MEAN TO OFFEN-U,BUT DOES SIZE
REALLY MATTER IF SHE RESPONCE IN ANYWAY,THAT IS
WHEN U SHOW YOUR HAMMER.DO NOT!!!!
WHIP IT OUT JUS X-POSE IT??WORKS 4 ME......
 Quoting: ika


Are you serious? If a guy whipped out his 'hammer', I would probably laugh.

Flashing body parts only works on men, not women.

Last Edited by Earth Daughter on 06/25/2011 03:13 PM
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Tell her you are half black.
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SIMPLE:CREATE CONVERSATION AND STAY FOCUS WITH
DIRECT i-CONTACT,AND TRY GET A "HARD-ON"/SEMi-BONER.
THEN TELL HER I DONT MEAN TO OFFEN-U,BUT DOES SIZE
REALLY MATTER IF SHE RESPONCE IN ANYWAY,THAT IS
WHEN U SHOW YOUR HAMMER.DO NOT!!!!
WHIP IT OUT JUS X-POSE IT??WORKS 4 ME......
 Quoting: ika


this doesnt work, you have to ignore them...

above poster is corect on the whole thing, the one who is friends with a blonde bimbo, I also assume above poster is the brunette friend...

You know how men have a wingman... Brunette friend is playing that part on behalf of blonde bimbo and in return probably gets better sex partners and lifetime mates... She's on to something you could all use her advice
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As a bestfriend of a blonde bimbo I see this all the time and no exactly what works.

Women seek attention, so flirt with her friends then buy them all a drink, or three, offer to take them somewhere fun sometime, like boating, or a casino, or a party, whatever you can pull out of your pocket. In short the following works, handsome face, nice clothes, nice watch, pay the tab, be fun, flirt with her friends. Most important thing is paying the tab, they aren't into a lifetime of diamonds at first all they want is fun on your bill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167581


Also... Friend request her on fb, blonde bimbos always tell you where they are at. Flirting with her friends is imparative, especially her brunette, big titty friend with the brains that can hold multiple interesting conversations. If she sees that she will want you. Its a game to all blonde bimbo's, taking the candy away from her brunette friends because she believes blondes are better. Happens ALL the time. The bonus for said friend is she has NO problem finding another piece of candy and had fun on your dime while her friend screws you for payment of said fun. Its really that simple, no joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1218604


^^^^^^^^^ THIS^^^^^^^^

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cool2 Just pay 300 for a classy one wtfstfu
ika

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SIMPLE:CREATE CONVERSATION AND STAY FOCUS WITH
DIRECT i-CONTACT,AND TRY GET A "HARD-ON"/SEMi-BONER.
THEN TELL HER I DONT MEAN TO OFFEN-U,BUT DOES SIZE
REALLY MATTER IF SHE RESPONCE IN ANYWAY,THAT IS
WHEN U SHOW YOUR HAMMER.DO NOT!!!!
WHIP IT OUT JUS X-POSE IT??WORKS 4 ME......
 Quoting: ika


this doesnt work, you have to ignore them...

above poster is corect on the whole thing, the one who is friends with a blonde bimbo, I also assume above poster is the brunette friend...

You know how men have a wingman... Brunette friend is playing that part on behalf of blonde bimbo and in return probably gets better sex partners and lifetime mates... She's on to something you could all use her advice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440561


ldk
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Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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Italian butcher?
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lolsign
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07/11/2011 08:48 PM
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There are only so many of them. Subtract 1/3 who are fooled into the arms of the shadow. Then subtract the ones who go for the old gold. Remove the ones already soiled by their daddy. You are left with just a few. How to get them to come/cum to you?
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...how many times must I say it.
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Blond bimbo with huge boobs? A simple "Hello" should be more than enough to get her in the sack.
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And flash some cash.
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Women only go after rich tall handsome fun famous men with big peckers. So if you are none of those things theres just the rapey methods.
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Oh, just go into Bloomingdale's in mid-afternoon. Lots of rich short ugly boring men with big peckers. Rich and big seem to be the operative words.
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Blond bimbo with huge boobs? A simple "Hello" should be more than enough to get her in the sack.
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And flash some cash.
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Would they buy it if I wrapped a roll of 1's with a hundo?
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Work at Fox News?
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Women only go after rich tall handsome fun famous men with big peckers. So if you are none of those things theres just the rapey methods.
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Oh, just go into Bloomingdale's in mid-afternoon. Lots of rich short ugly boring men with big peckers. Rich and big seem to be the operative words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 881660


Oh, all that and they also have gorgeous women... forgot to mention the important part.