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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

 
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07/11/2011 09:15 PM
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You'll never get her if you keep referring to her as a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
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07/11/2011 09:16 PM
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You'll never get her if you keep referring to her as a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
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Only behind her back. I'll call her, "honey-bunch".
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07/11/2011 09:35 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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Italian butcher?
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No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills.
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
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Italian butcher?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203482


No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills.
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Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy.
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07/11/2011 09:40 PM
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She's all yours!


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Do you not believe in mercy?
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2011 09:45 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439309


Italian butcher?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203482


No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383921


Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


Better yet, tattoo your johnson with a $100 bill and you'll see how fast it gets blown.
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07/11/2011 10:01 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Here's what you do!

You get a t-shirt...see

And you have "I rub everyone the wrong way...EXCEPT YOU!" printed on the front.

Then you place a wire hanger on your head.

You walk up to the woman of your dreams and say...

"Boy am I hung!"

Works like a charm.
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Italian butcher?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203482


No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383921


Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138


Better yet, tattoo your johnson with a $100 bill and you'll see how fast it gets blown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383921


As she gets going it becomes a 1000 bill, then 10000, then 100000 until....splat.
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2011 10:20 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
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Roofie! It can't miss.
Buck Johnson

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07/11/2011 10:21 PM

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C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


If you have money and lots of it, that works.
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07/11/2011 11:05 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
get 500 bucks and check out your local escort listings...
or are you looking for a "serious" relation with a bimbo?
and yes in this case is all about the money
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07/11/2011 11:12 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
since it seems like you tried and failed I must asume you dont have the $$$$$$$$$$$ do you have a huge house in a nice place? nice 100k+ car?
make at least 6 figures a year?

Are you looking for an all american girl?
Because there is a lot of eurpeans that fit the description and they dont require that you have that much money.. maybe just get them a green card, and some of them are even smart..just a sugestioncruise
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07/12/2011 02:53 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Find one with a self-esteem problem with small boobs and build your own. If that's what you're going for.
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07/12/2011 04:12 AM

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Money and cocaine.
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
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07/12/2011 09:35 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
since it seems like you tried and failed I must asume you dont have the $$$$$$$$$$$ do you have a huge house in a nice place? nice 100k+ car?
make at least 6 figures a year?

Are you looking for an all american girl?
Because there is a lot of eurpeans that fit the description and they dont require that you have that much money.. maybe just get them a green card, and some of them are even smart..just a sugestioncruise
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seems like a viable option.
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07/12/2011 10:16 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Sit behind your computer..

Go to GLP ...

You will find hundreds of russian women .. blonde hair, huge titties, ...and guess what they have been waiting for you ;)
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07/12/2011 11:37 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
First, I would recommend avoiding the big-boobed, blonde bimbos. From my experience they are the absolute worst in bed. A great ego trip to be seen with, but horrible in bed. Here's the easiest way for guys to score. Works everytime. My 3 rules of picking up women.

1) Go ugly early. Most guys start the night trying for the hottest chicks in the club only to end up with an ugly one late at night. Why waste time? Go ugly early and have that much more time for mutual enjoyment.

2) If you have standards, lower them. Self-explanatiry.

3) Every woman is beautiful with your schlong in her mouth.

Happy hunting!!
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07/14/2011 08:23 PM
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First, I would recommend avoiding the big-boobed, blonde bimbos. From my experience they are the absolute worst in bed.
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We need to know the experience to test the veracity of your advice.
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07/17/2011 12:03 AM
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Find one with a self-esteem problem with small boobs and build your own. If that's what you're going for.
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Not a bad plan. I'll consider it.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/25/2011 01:22 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
It really is an urgent matter.

I don't care if she is 'outta my league'.
I believe with the right turn of phrase...
Maybe with the right wad of cash...

She is worth it.

She is worth me spending a few minutes on a crazy forum to find out how to get her.

It will only turn me on when she says something ridiculous.

As long as the breasts are firm and hair is blonde.

None of these pudgy ones either.

A ripe one.
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07/28/2011 12:20 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
It really is an urgent matter.

I don't care if she is 'outta my league'.
I believe with the right turn of phrase...
Maybe with the right wad of cash...

She is worth it.

She is worth me spending a few minutes on a crazy forum to find out how to get her.

It will only turn me on when she says something ridiculous.

As long as the breasts are firm and hair is blonde.

None of these pudgy ones either.

A ripe one.
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Pix please
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07/28/2011 12:24 PM
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Do you have a million dollars? that's just about your only chance!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/28/2011 12:31 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Or if you can convince another guy that has a million dollars and already has a blonde bimbo with big boobs that he will give permission to bang her,that might work.
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07/28/2011 12:34 PM
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Want mine?
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07/28/2011 12:36 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed.
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Promptly get your ass beaten and/or killed by the nearest thug who sees your c-notes and wants them for himself.
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07/28/2011 12:45 PM
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Want mine?
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For a week.
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07/28/2011 12:50 PM
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flirt with the ugly chicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270


I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426179


^^^this..yes.
work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me.
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07/28/2011 02:27 PM
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flirt with the ugly chicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270


I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426179


^^^this..yes.
work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me.
 Quoting: BoldnBeautifulK


Interesting. Especially the big boobs part.
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07/28/2011 03:57 PM
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flirt with the ugly chicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270


I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426179


^^^this..yes.
work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me.
 Quoting: BoldnBeautifulK


Interesting. Especially the big boobs part.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 953042


lol...should of saw that one coming..
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
i think there is a reason she exists.
you know what it is.

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