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URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

 
aviatrix

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08/24/2011 11:58 PM
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How about being passionate about something she is interested in. Coffee, conversation, creating security. Working on your own stuff so she is interested in you, rather than you chasing her. If she is a bimbo I would leave her alone unless you want half bimbo kids, which is a sure dead-while-alive sentence.
Take a Minute to Walk in Their Shoes
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08/25/2011 12:13 AM
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Tip; Age of Conan, lol.
F2P.
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08/25/2011 05:45 AM
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For starters don't call her a bimbo and don't drool all over her chest. That's just the basics.
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08/26/2011 09:17 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
For starters don't call her a bimbo and don't drool all over her chest. That's just the basics.
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Then what's the point?
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08/26/2011 07:51 PM
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For starters don't call her a bimbo and don't drool all over her chest. That's just the basics.
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Let 'jimmy' drool on da chest.
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08/30/2011 09:38 AM
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there is a disastrous lack of pix.
i don't want u 2 say it didn't happen.

[link to girls.sportsbybrooks.com]
JivaMukti

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08/30/2011 09:40 AM
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become a rock-star

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08/30/2011 09:44 AM
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How about get a personality! And stop treating women like objects! Just because a woman is attractive, blonde with big boobs; doesn't make her a bimbo! Maybe that's why you can't get a woman who is like that!
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Besides, most "blondes" are bottle-blondes and their boobs are saline bags. Men wonder why women are so vain and superficial, and yet this is the look they covet.

OP doesn't stand a chance with ANY attractive woman.
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08/30/2011 09:46 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Sit behind your computer..

Go to GLP ...

You will find hundreds of russian women .. blonde hair, huge titties, ...and guess what they have been waiting for you ;)
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How about the "what's wrong with her" chick whose chest is about to explode? Maybe OP can date her and get her to bleach her hair.
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08/30/2011 09:56 AM
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Do your best effort to act, look and dress like the most stupid c-nt on earth you have ever seen or imagined.
Drop phrases infrequently that are clearly suggestive of cocaine/ice/other_stuff use
don't stare at any chicks but her
treat her like shit
suggest an orgy
hint at belonging to any "circles" of your imagination
talk like a c-nt
giggle with her
make her laugh
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08/31/2011 09:59 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Sit behind your computer..

Go to GLP ...

You will find hundreds of russian women .. blonde hair, huge titties, ...and guess what they have been waiting for you ;)
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How about the "what's wrong with her" chick whose chest is about to explode? Maybe OP can date her and get her to bleach her hair.
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Hmmm.... schemingohyeah
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09/14/2011 09:10 AM
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There are only so many of them.
Let's learn all the secrets here.
Take em back from the bruthas.
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09/29/2011 07:35 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Sit behind your computer..

Go to GLP ...

You will find hundreds of russian women .. blonde hair, huge titties, ...and guess what they have been waiting for you ;)
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How about the "what's wrong with her" chick whose chest is about to explode? Maybe OP can date her and get her to bleach her hair.
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sounds interesting....
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2011 11:19 AM
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Tell her you will be her video producing manager when she gets into the porn business. and say she keeps 85% of the profit and you get 15%. But actually when it happens, say you didn't read the fine print, there is a 70% back door fee. Back door fee is code language for stick it up her ASS!!!!!
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10/02/2011 11:22 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
Drop the Mercedes keys on the bar and say "My cum tastes like chocolate"
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10/02/2011 11:46 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?
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Crack is #1 choice of trade for bimbo sex. its also fun to watch them crawl and pick white objects that may be crack out of the carpet...
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10/15/2011 10:51 AM
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Tell her you will be her video producing manager when she gets into the porn business. and say she keeps 85% of the profit and you get 15%. But actually when it happens, say you didn't read the fine print, there is a 70% back door fee. Back door fee is code language for stick it up her ASS!!!!!
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rockoniamwith
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10/15/2011 11:16 PM
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How do we get her?

[link to i1.sndcdn.com]
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02/18/2012 08:21 PM
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How do we get her?

[link to i1.sndcdn.com]
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50 bucks?
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04/15/2012 07:47 PM
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Take em back from the bruthas.
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iamwith
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04/15/2012 07:58 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


you might not have the balls to do this... most guys don't... but walk up to her and tell her she's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen and then kiss her like you mean it.

this has gotten me laid so many times....
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04/15/2012 08:04 PM
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This is a simple one to answer. Just used a Black and Decker masonry drill with a coarse sander. Run it up and down the head and you should be able to develop some clearly noticable deep and permanent scoring quite quickly on the facial area.
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Sure, that might work although I've never seen it done.

And the OP was asking how to do it with big boobs anyway...

Bit of a tough one, but I would imagine its a bit easier if you prepare the boobs first.

Normally (unless its super cold or shes super horny) the boobs aren't that hard, actually quite soft and warm...and supple. Anyway.

So. I dont reckon you could get the boobs sufficiently hard enough to be able to use them as a scoring tool.

My advice? If you really want to succeed, then cheat a bit and use the boobs while they are still in her bra. Thats the trick! The BRA!! You said "big" boobs, so you'd be in luck, as there is normally alot of wire in big bras.

So there you have it. Leave the bra on!
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.
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04/20/2012 01:40 AM
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Re: URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.
C'mon guys and gals; help needed.

What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl?

Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt?

Big car = big schwanz?

What is it!!!???
 Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138


you might not have the balls to do this... most guys don't... but walk up to her and tell her she's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen and then kiss her like you mean it.

this has gotten me laid so many times....
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terrible advice.

i call BS

dumbass
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04/20/2012 01:51 AM
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YO Bro!! WORD! FAKE TAN! FOR RElz
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05/08/2012 09:54 PM
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Drop the Mercedes keys on the bar and say "My cum tastes like chocolate"
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this might work

5a
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08/22/2012 09:20 AM
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Take em back from the bruthas.
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iamwith
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koolaidpigchef
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08/22/2012 09:49 AM
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buy her a melon
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08/23/2012 09:51 AM
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i wish u glp'ers wud help more on this one.

dcomp
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09/27/2012 09:32 AM
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buy her a melon
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hopefully she already has 2 big ones

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Take em back from the bruthas.
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iamwith
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koolaidpigchef
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