URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

this is something many could benefit from.

Take her out for a drink...sit at the bar...rub her coochie while you maintain normal conversation. Works every time.

Blond bimbo with huge boobs? A simple "Hello" should be more than enough to get her in the sack.

Get a Million $ and a $100K car...

Any other way? C'mon specific techniques.
Like, "Hey baby, nice tits." or something....

flirt with the ugly chicks

A hot ride and a fist full of cash

Lots of money, a Ferrari, maybe a yacht, a couple houses, if you want several bimbos a private island, and jet would help too

Draw a face on the head of your penis. Whip it out and pretend it is doing stand up comedy. Works every time. It's more effective if you draw a mustache on the face.

ok heres what you do. get a rag and some chloroform and a roll of duct tape. drive to the nearest college campus and stake out the ladies dorm. wait for the perfect lady to head out into the parking lot and stalk up behind her with the chloroform soaked rag in hand. place the rag over her face and carry her to your car and place her in your trunk with duct tape over her mouth and around her wrists and feet. then all you need to do is bring your new girlfriend home.

(this is a joke. this is a sick sarcastic joke. dont actually do this you perv)

yer an asshole. this is a serious question. u should be put away. not cool.

This is a simple one to answer. Just used a Black and Decker masonry drill with a coarse sander. Run it up and down the head and you should be able to develop some clearly noticable deep and permanent scoring quite quickly on the facial area.

I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you.

Interesting....can anyone offer confirmation?

flex your muscle

Money always works...

Flex your wallet.

If you need tips then its not going to happen forget about it and go back to being a poofter

is it really that simple? money = hot blonde w/boobs?

guess i gotta get money. anything else?

Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed.

does it follow that more money = bigger boobs?

Sexist pig!

How about get a personality! And stop treating women like objects! Just because a woman is attractive, blonde with big boobs; doesn't make her a bimbo! Maybe that's why you can't get a woman who is like that!

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bingo! we have one. ok, tell me more.

P.S. flirting with ugly chicks will get you know where... flirting with attractive woman would be much better! They will find you even more repulsive when you go for the fatties...

Racist.

And Mysogynist.

Lots of women/people are fair-haired, attractive, AND intelligent.

I never meet a good-looking blond guy and think, he's got to be stupid.

How about saying "hello", smiling, and engaging her in a conversation?

I will take care of it... just send her over to my place...

do you need the address?

Exactly they even have studies that show attractive people have higher intelligence! Darwin!!!!!!!

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