URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

Sad by true...

Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it.

You wish

Italian butcher?

If they think you have lots of money, you do not even need the salami...

It's simple; be nice and respectful. If she is a ho, then she will not appreciate. If she is a good girl, it will take a lot of patience on your part, but well worth the wait.

As a bestfriend of a blonde bimbo I see this all the time and no exactly what works.

Women seek attention, so flirt with her friends then buy them all a drink, or three, offer to take them somewhere fun sometime, like boating, or a casino, or a party, whatever you can pull out of your pocket. In short the following works, handsome face, nice clothes, nice watch, pay the tab, be fun, flirt with her friends. Most important thing is paying the tab, they aren't into a lifetime of diamonds at first all they want is fun on your bill.

Women only go after rich tall handsome fun famous men with big peckers. So if you are none of those things theres just the rapey methods.

Also... Friend request her on fb, blonde bimbos always tell you where they are at. Flirting with her friends is imparative, especially her brunette, big titty friend with the brains that can hold multiple interesting conversations. If she sees that she will want you. Its a game to all blonde bimbo's, taking the candy away from her brunette friends because she believes blondes are better. Happens ALL the time. The bonus for said friend is she has NO problem finding another piece of candy and had fun on your dime while her friend screws you for payment of said fun. Its really that simple, no joke.

I have one but I ain't tellin you shit!

unless you are a ridiculously attractive male they drop the... "i know the exact ring I want. it is this cut, with this carat, and in this style"

me "o yea and how much does this normally cost"

her "o around $98,000. the great thing is I have this friend whos dad is so and so in the industry and my best friend got the same cost to around $70,000"

me "haha o yea? well enjoy my penis until you find a guy to by this for you"

She's all yours!


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buy i meant.... type to fast

SIMPLE:CREATE CONVERSATION AND STAY FOCUS WITH
DIRECT i-CONTACT,AND TRY GET A "HARD-ON"/SEMi-BONER.
THEN TELL HER I DONT MEAN TO OFFEN-U,BUT DOES SIZE
REALLY MATTER IF SHE RESPONCE IN ANYWAY,THAT IS
WHEN U SHOW YOUR HAMMER.DO NOT!!!!
WHIP IT OUT JUS X-POSE IT??WORKS 4 ME......

He said bimbo. Not a college educated girl.

Are you serious? If a guy whipped out his 'hammer', I would probably laugh.

Flashing body parts only works on men, not women.

Last Edited by Earth Daughter on 06/25/2011 03:13 PM

Tell her you are half black.

this doesnt work, you have to ignore them...

above poster is corect on the whole thing, the one who is friends with a blonde bimbo, I also assume above poster is the brunette friend...

You know how men have a wingman... Brunette friend is playing that part on behalf of blonde bimbo and in return probably gets better sex partners and lifetime mates... She's on to something you could all use her advice

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TAKE THIS ADVICE, spot on

Just pay 300 for a classy one

ldk

There are only so many of them. Subtract 1/3 who are fooled into the arms of the shadow. Then subtract the ones who go for the old gold. Remove the ones already soiled by their daddy. You are left with just a few. How to get them to come/cum to you?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...how many times must I say it.

And flash some cash.

Oh, just go into Bloomingdale's in mid-afternoon. Lots of rich short ugly boring men with big peckers. Rich and big seem to be the operative words.

Would they buy it if I wrapped a roll of 1's with a hundo?

Work at Fox News?

Oh, all that and they also have gorgeous women... forgot to mention the important part.