URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

You'll never get her if you keep referring to her as a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

Only behind her back. I'll call her, "honey-bunch".

No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills.

Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy.

Do you not believe in mercy?

Better yet, tattoo your johnson with a $100 bill and you'll see how fast it gets blown.

Here's what you do!

You get a t-shirt...see

And you have "I rub everyone the wrong way...EXCEPT YOU!" printed on the front.

Then you place a wire hanger on your head.

You walk up to the woman of your dreams and say...

"Boy am I hung!"

Works like a charm.

As she gets going it becomes a 1000 bill, then 10000, then 100000 until....splat.

Roofie! It can't miss.

If you have money and lots of it, that works.

get 500 bucks and check out your local escort listings...
or are you looking for a "serious" relation with a bimbo?
and yes in this case is all about the money

since it seems like you tried and failed I must asume you dont have the $$$$$$$$$$$ do you have a huge house in a nice place? nice 100k+ car?
make at least 6 figures a year?

Are you looking for an all american girl?
Because there is a lot of eurpeans that fit the description and they dont require that you have that much money.. maybe just get them a green card, and some of them are even smart..just a sugestion

Find one with a self-esteem problem with small boobs and build your own. If that's what you're going for.

Money and cocaine.

seems like a viable option.

Sit behind your computer..

Go to GLP ...

You will find hundreds of russian women .. blonde hair, huge titties, ...and guess what they have been waiting for you ;)

First, I would recommend avoiding the big-boobed, blonde bimbos. From my experience they are the absolute worst in bed. A great ego trip to be seen with, but horrible in bed. Here's the easiest way for guys to score. Works everytime. My 3 rules of picking up women.

1) Go ugly early. Most guys start the night trying for the hottest chicks in the club only to end up with an ugly one late at night. Why waste time? Go ugly early and have that much more time for mutual enjoyment.

2) If you have standards, lower them. Self-explanatiry.

3) Every woman is beautiful with your schlong in her mouth.

Happy hunting!!

We need to know the experience to test the veracity of your advice.

Not a bad plan. I'll consider it.

It really is an urgent matter.

I don't care if she is 'outta my league'.
I believe with the right turn of phrase...
Maybe with the right wad of cash...

She is worth it.

She is worth me spending a few minutes on a crazy forum to find out how to get her.

It will only turn me on when she says something ridiculous.

As long as the breasts are firm and hair is blonde.

None of these pudgy ones either.

A ripe one.

Pix please

Do you have a million dollars? that's just about your only chance!!!!!!!!!!!

Or if you can convince another guy that has a million dollars and already has a blonde bimbo with big boobs that he will give permission to bang her,that might work.

Want mine?

Promptly get your ass beaten and/or killed by the nearest thug who sees your c-notes and wants them for himself.

For a week.

^^^this..yes.
work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me.

Interesting. Especially the big boobs part.

lol...should of saw that one coming..

i think there is a reason she exists.
you know what it is.