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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383921 United States 07/11/2011 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439309Italian butcher? No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1377138 United States 07/11/2011 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439309Italian butcher? No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills. Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383921 United States 07/11/2011 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267485 Do you not believe in mercy? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383921 United States 07/11/2011 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stick a 15 inch salami down your pants and let some $100 bills stick out of your pockets. That should do it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439309Italian butcher? No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills. Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy. Better yet, tattoo your johnson with a $100 bill and you'll see how fast it gets blown. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1461379 United States 07/11/2011 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's what you do! You get a t-shirt...see And you have "I rub everyone the wrong way...EXCEPT YOU!" printed on the front. Then you place a wire hanger on your head. You walk up to the woman of your dreams and say... "Boy am I hung!" Works like a charm. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1377138 United States 07/11/2011 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203482Italian butcher? No stupid, so you can see how fast she can blow $100 bills. Wrap a hundo around the johnson. everybody happy. Better yet, tattoo your johnson with a $100 bill and you'll see how fast it gets blown. As she gets going it becomes a 1000 bill, then 10000, then 100000 until....splat. |
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Buck Johnson User ID: 1464234 United States 07/11/2011 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | C'mon guys and gals; help needed. Quoting: Urge Gent 1377138What are the specific techniques on how to score this kind of girl? Is it just money? Is it treatin em like dirt? Big car = big schwanz? What is it!!!??? If you have money and lots of it, that works. [link to www.s8int.com] “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” Quote from Joseph Goebbels Hitlers propaganda man. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369241 United States 07/11/2011 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | since it seems like you tried and failed I must asume you dont have the $$$$$$$$$$$ do you have a huge house in a nice place? nice 100k+ car? make at least 6 figures a year? Are you looking for an all american girl? Because there is a lot of eurpeans that fit the description and they dont require that you have that much money.. maybe just get them a green card, and some of them are even smart..just a sugestion |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1377138 United States 07/12/2011 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | since it seems like you tried and failed I must asume you dont have the $$$$$$$$$$$ do you have a huge house in a nice place? nice 100k+ car? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1369241make at least 6 figures a year? Are you looking for an all american girl? Because there is a lot of eurpeans that fit the description and they dont require that you have that much money.. maybe just get them a green card, and some of them are even smart..just a sugestion seems like a viable option. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1217128 United States 07/12/2011 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, I would recommend avoiding the big-boobed, blonde bimbos. From my experience they are the absolute worst in bed. A great ego trip to be seen with, but horrible in bed. Here's the easiest way for guys to score. Works everytime. My 3 rules of picking up women. 1) Go ugly early. Most guys start the night trying for the hottest chicks in the club only to end up with an ugly one late at night. Why waste time? Go ugly early and have that much more time for mutual enjoyment. 2) If you have standards, lower them. Self-explanatiry. 3) Every woman is beautiful with your schlong in her mouth. Happy hunting!! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1377138 United States 07/25/2011 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It really is an urgent matter. I don't care if she is 'outta my league'. I believe with the right turn of phrase... Maybe with the right wad of cash... She is worth it. She is worth me spending a few minutes on a crazy forum to find out how to get her. It will only turn me on when she says something ridiculous. As long as the breasts are firm and hair is blonde. None of these pudgy ones either. A ripe one. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1486138 United States 07/28/2011 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It really is an urgent matter. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377138I don't care if she is 'outta my league'. I believe with the right turn of phrase... Maybe with the right wad of cash... She is worth it. She is worth me spending a few minutes on a crazy forum to find out how to get her. It will only turn me on when she says something ridiculous. As long as the breasts are firm and hair is blonde. None of these pudgy ones either. A ripe one. Pix please |
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BrianMoran User ID: 1485953 United States 07/28/2011 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go to vanity locations, have Cnotes visible, drop a few directly below targets breasts. Repeat if needed. Usually not needed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1328703Promptly get your ass beaten and/or killed by the nearest thug who sees your c-notes and wants them for himself. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1456186 United States 07/28/2011 12:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | flirt with the ugly chicks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you. ^^^this..yes. work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 953042 United States 07/28/2011 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | flirt with the ugly chicks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you. ^^^this..yes. work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me. Interesting. Especially the big boobs part. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1456186 United States 07/28/2011 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | flirt with the ugly chicks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427270I will back this by saying get a fat girlfriend, and take her to the bar with you, treat her exceptionally well and then when she goes to the bathroom they'll be all over you. ^^^this..yes. work's wonder's..i've seen crazy thing's! i on the other hand and not a blond bimbo..i'm burnette and intelligent but do have the big boob's- But guy's are irresistible when taken, specially by someone not even a third as attractive as me. Interesting. Especially the big boobs part. lol...should of saw that one coming.. |
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