URGENT!!! Need tips on scoring a blonde bimbo with big boobs.

How about being passionate about something she is interested in. Coffee, conversation, creating security. Working on your own stuff so she is interested in you, rather than you chasing her. If she is a bimbo I would leave her alone unless you want half bimbo kids, which is a sure dead-while-alive sentence.

Tip; Age of Conan, lol.
F2P.

For starters don't call her a bimbo and don't drool all over her chest. That's just the basics.

Then what's the point?

Let 'jimmy' drool on da chest.

there is a disastrous lack of pix.
i don't want u 2 say it didn't happen.

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become a rock-star

Besides, most "blondes" are bottle-blondes and their boobs are saline bags. Men wonder why women are so vain and superficial, and yet this is the look they covet.

OP doesn't stand a chance with ANY attractive woman.

How about the "what's wrong with her" chick whose chest is about to explode? Maybe OP can date her and get her to bleach her hair.

Do your best effort to act, look and dress like the most stupid c-nt on earth you have ever seen or imagined.
Drop phrases infrequently that are clearly suggestive of cocaine/ice/other_stuff use
don't stare at any chicks but her
treat her like shit
suggest an orgy
hint at belonging to any "circles" of your imagination
talk like a c-nt
giggle with her
make her laugh

Hmmm....

There are only so many of them.
Let's learn all the secrets here.
Take em back from the bruthas.

sounds interesting....

Tell her you will be her video producing manager when she gets into the porn business. and say she keeps 85% of the profit and you get 15%. But actually when it happens, say you didn't read the fine print, there is a 70% back door fee. Back door fee is code language for stick it up her ASS!!!!!

Drop the Mercedes keys on the bar and say "My cum tastes like chocolate"

Crack is #1 choice of trade for bimbo sex. its also fun to watch them crawl and pick white objects that may be crack out of the carpet...

How do we get her?

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50 bucks?

you might not have the balls to do this... most guys don't... but walk up to her and tell her she's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen and then kiss her like you mean it.

this has gotten me laid so many times....

Sure, that might work although I've never seen it done.

And the OP was asking how to do it with big boobs anyway...

Bit of a tough one, but I would imagine its a bit easier if you prepare the boobs first.

Normally (unless its super cold or shes super horny) the boobs aren't that hard, actually quite soft and warm...and supple. Anyway.

So. I dont reckon you could get the boobs sufficiently hard enough to be able to use them as a scoring tool.

My advice? If you really want to succeed, then cheat a bit and use the boobs while they are still in her bra. Thats the trick! The BRA!! You said "big" boobs, so you'd be in luck, as there is normally alot of wire in big bras.

So there you have it. Leave the bra on!

terrible advice.

i call BS

YO Bro!! WORD! FAKE TAN! FOR RElz

this might work

buy her a melon

i wish u glp'ers wud help more on this one.

hopefully she already has 2 big ones

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