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HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?

 
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HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
This feels like the titanic all over again except with 7 billion people scrambling for whatever ears of corn mother nature shits out any more. Were fucked and when it comes down to it, I need to know if you can drink your own body fluids in a survival situation. I live in the mojave desert and if the trucks stop I am days away from civilization. Obviously I don't plan to do this long term, but it might be able to get me from point A to point B? I can not find any info on this topic on google, as you can imagine people are afraid to answer or ask or even think you might even have to. Thanks for the replies in advance.
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06/14/2011 01:15 AM
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
Just sandwich it on some leaves and grass and I am sure it would help fill the plant matter with enough protein and nutrients to go for at least another 24 hours.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425588


Haha, shit... that's a good one! cruise

Never really thought about it 'till now...

I know Bear Grylls drinks his own pee in a 'survival situation' so yeah... take it from there... blink
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I think we should ask Comedian.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
This feels like the titanic all over again except with 7 billion people scrambling for whatever ears of corn mother nature shits out any more. Were fucked and when it comes down to it, I need to know if you can drink your own body fluids in a survival situation. I live in the mojave desert and if the trucks stop I am days away from civilization. Obviously I don't plan to do this long term, but it might be able to get me from point A to point B? I can not find any info on this topic on google, as you can imagine people are afraid to answer or ask or even think you might even have to. Thanks for the replies in advance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425588


I'll entertain your question if there is a shred of truth to it. With that said, if you plan to jack off to drink your sperm, you're going to find yourself more dehydrated than if you didnt.

I however cannot comment on it's nutritional value but as I said, you're going to be dehydrating yourself.

You're better off looking elsewhere for a more efficient source of fluids.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
You'll probably waste more of your hydration than you will get out of it. Just Drink Your Piss.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
i haven't even read a word yet but :

clappa
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
Ask Les Stroud or Bear Grylls
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
You'll probably waste more of your hydration than you will get out of it. Just Drink Your Piss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402612


But what if my dad has to hike too and I can trick him in to it?
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
You'll probably waste more of your hydration than you will get out of it. Just Drink Your Piss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402612

yep, drink your piss, eat some bugs, jump down a cliff or rocky slope, make a raft, get on the helicopter waiting.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I think we should ask Comedian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427487


Should be right up his alley...
lmao
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
You'll probably waste more of your hydration than you will get out of it. Just Drink Your Piss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402612


This thread is amazing.

The question had nothing to do with being thirsty, he is clearly hungry for some protein.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
no, because vomiting will dehydrate you
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I heard eating your poo is a good last resort
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
You'll probably waste more of your hydration than you will get out of it. Just Drink Your Piss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402612

yep, drink your piss, eat some bugs, jump down a cliff or rocky slope, make a raft, get on the helicopter waiting.
 Quoting: Byron Moran 1427472


rofl
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I think we should ask Comedian.
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Yes, we need an expert opinion.
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06/14/2011 01:26 AM
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
The average human turd still holds enough carbs and sugars as half a muesli bar..

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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
No because you couldn't get enough fluid from it because there is not enough of it.
Drinking urine will save your life but only so many times then it becomes toxic.
But you can distill the water from urine to remove toxins.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
The Illuminati subsist on demon semen. So I guess it's possible?
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
firstly, I have no direct experience with the subject that I wish to share, however; an educated guess would point out that yes there is protein/minerals in the semen, but I don't think the energy expended would be compensated by energy intake- you'd be better off absorbing energy from the cosmos direct like.
If you seriously have further q's about this, go ask special forces personnel, I'm sure they'd love to clarify the subject for you...
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
The average human turd still holds enough carbs and sugars as half a muesli bar..

speedbanan
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This is true and with a few simple chemical reactions you can stop it tasting like shit lmao
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I think we should ask Comedian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427487


he is THE expert on such matters.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I tell all the hot girls in my outdoor skills class that this is a taste they need to acquire5a
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I personally would go for menstrual fluid, its much more nutritious.
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06/14/2011 01:37 AM
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
LOL AT THE PEOPLE IN HERE ACTING LIKE THEY ARE GONNA STOP WANKING BECAUSE SUDDENLY YOU ARE "SURVIVING". OP HAS KILLED TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!
.....................jerkit
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
This feels like the titanic all over again except with 7 billion people scrambling for whatever ears of corn mother nature shits out any more. Were fucked and when it comes down to it, I need to know if you can drink your own body fluids in a survival situation. I live in the mojave desert and if the trucks stop I am days away from civilization. Obviously I don't plan to do this long term, but it might be able to get me from point A to point B? I can not find any info on this topic on google, as you can imagine people are afraid to answer or ask or even think you might even have to. Thanks for the replies in advance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1425588


cruise

Total bullshit troll thread. What, you can't fill a 55 gallon food grade drum with water ahead of time, with a few drops of bleach per gallon. Ever heard of a bike? There's nowhere in the Mojave that can't be reached by bike in a day. Fill your hydration pack with some of your stored water and head out.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
I think this is a wonderful idea. Additionally I think ladies need to regularly practice obtaining semen so they'll be prepared when TSHTF. I would be only too willing to assist them in this worthwhile pursuit.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
Everybody knows you only tell her it will keep her alive, you don't actually mean it. What you really mean is that if she swallows you won't barbecue her on a spit when the hunger pains kick in.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
Is this some kinda way to get a blowjob from someone if you're stranded? If so..... LOL applaud you ... If not well try it out. Starve yourself for like a week then give someone a blow job and swallow. Lemme know how it works so the rest of us will be able to use this info.
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Re: HELP! Is drinking semen in a survival situation a good last resort?
This feels like the titanic all over again except with 7 billion people scrambling for whatever ears of corn mother nature shits out any more. Were fucked and when it comes down to it, I need to know if you can drink your own body fluids in a survival situation. I live in the mojave desert and if the trucks stop I am days away from civilization. Obviously I don't plan to do this long term, but it might be able to get me from point A to point B? I can not find any info on this topic on google, as you can imagine people are afraid to answer or ask or even think you might even have to. Thanks for the replies in advance.
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You think you are funny don't you.

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