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********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******

 
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********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******
Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly — Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces.

Read more: POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From Human Feces | Inhabitat - Green Design Will Save the World



[link to inhabitat.com]

So tell me GLP...

Would you eat a poop burger?
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06/16/2011 09:17 PM
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shitstreamstirspam

At McDonald's: McPoop...
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06/16/2011 09:22 PM
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Re: ********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******
Would you like fries with that?
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06/16/2011 09:27 PM
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Re: ********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******
"The Turd-burger" laugh
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"The Turd-burger" laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308649


McDonald's will soon introduce Hamburglars cousin;

Turdburglar.
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Re: ********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******
Would you like fries with that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431469


I have a Shitta Burger, and large diarrhea Flys, prease.
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I'm glad to see that he is wearing a white lab coat to prevent any crap from splattering onto his clothes during work.
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06/16/2011 09:36 PM
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Re: ********NEW POOP BURGER MEAT - YES THAT'S RIGHT - HUMAN POOP BURGERS*******
Won't be a minute, just gonna chop off a quarter pounder!

uhoh
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06/16/2011 09:37 PM
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Human hair in the bun and human poop in the meat.

Two giant steps toward Soylent Green.




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06/16/2011 09:39 PM
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Who knows maybe they will "flush" your system.
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06/16/2011 09:40 PM
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the mussies will love these
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Wtf Japan... seriously?
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Won't be a minute, just gonna chop off a quarter pounder!

uhoh
 Quoting: Blueacres


worship
I laughed so hard a little pee almost came out. Hey can he use that for anything? Mmmmm?
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06/16/2011 09:47 PM
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who's poos will they use?
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06/16/2011 09:51 PM
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Gives new meaning to the term "flame-broiled" now doesn't it?

laughlaugh

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06/16/2011 09:59 PM

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Yummy!!
ZzzZzzzzzz...
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06/16/2011 10:08 PM
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Dont eat da poo poo!! [link to www.youtube.com]
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06/16/2011 10:11 PM
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this product should be call SOYLENT BROWN.
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06/16/2011 10:23 PM
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Dont eat da poo poo!! [link to www.youtube.com]
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yeah this product will never make it into Uganda
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06/16/2011 10:28 PM
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this product should be call SOYLENT BROWN.
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"Soylent Brown is people shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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poop
We are all doomed.


A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult. Before the people of the world... let it now be noted... that here in our decision, this is what we stand for: Justice... truth... and the value of a single human being.
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Let me guess......

This is the real reason Japan was nuked?
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06/16/2011 10:33 PM
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Won't be a minute, just gonna chop off a quarter pounder!

uhoh
 Quoting: Blueacres


worship
I laughed so hard a little pee almost came out. Hey can he use that for anything? Mmmmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308649


are you sure a little piece of shit didnt come out?
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Would you like fries with that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431469


I'll take the large French Flies please.







(Don't forget to swipe a stack of recycled paper napkins!)
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awesome. HONEY!!!! I"M making diner tonight!
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Won't be a minute, just gonna chop off a quarter pounder!

uhoh
 Quoting: Blueacres


1rof1

No, really.........1rof1
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who's poos will they use?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1268232


Prison food ~ wants to be free!

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06/16/2011 10:49 PM
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wtf yak Just when you think nothing can top the Chinese hair in bread.....now this. What's next?
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06/16/2011 10:56 PM
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So tell me GLP...

Would you eat a poop burger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431469


Yes, and dingleberry pie for dessert.
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06/16/2011 10:57 PM
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Wonder if they will have to label them?
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06/16/2011 10:57 PM
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I love how when he opens the fridge the label on the front says shit burger and so does the baggy

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