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I'm Full of Shit ask me a question

 
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ok...just one more. are you fat-fat or swallowed a volkswagon fat?
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finally, a true thread!

Yea baby.
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ok...just one more. are you fat-fat or swallowed a volkswagon fat?
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Well I just lost 100lbs but I'm still built like a line backer. I'm still working on losing more.

I guess I downsized from RV to luxury Van whitevanbroccoli
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ok...just one more. are you fat-fat or swallowed a volkswagon fat?
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Well I just lost 100lbs but I'm still built like a line backer. I'm still working on losing more.

I guess I downsized from RV to luxury Van whitevanbroccoli
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honest answer...guess the only thing fat people lie about is who ate the last twinkie!
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ok...just one more. are you fat-fat or swallowed a volkswagon fat?
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Well I just lost 100lbs but I'm still built like a line backer. I'm still working on losing more.

I guess I downsized from RV to luxury Van whitevanbroccoli
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...guess the only thing fat people lie about is who ate the last twinkie!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


s226 that statement's an unfair generalization and a little dismissive, don't you think?s226
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Hey OP, are you the OP of this thread's son? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Er, rather, are you the son of the OP in that thread^^^ *dumbass*
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Stop being a cunt. And a dumbass cunt at that.
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Hey OP, are you the OP of this thread's son? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Er, rather, are you the son of the OP in that thread^^^ *dumbass*
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Stop being a cunt. And a dumbass cunt at that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432821


Oooooo! What's a AssCunt, where do I get one and how do I Fuck Itstarwars?
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And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)? hiding
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And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)? hiding
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I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee'sspeedbanan

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bump for the hell of it.5a

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And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305582


I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee'sspeedbanan
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can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?
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And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305582


I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee'sspeedbanan
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can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?
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I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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lmaoclappa
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And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305582


I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee'sspeedbanan
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can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?
 Quoting: Poker


that's fucking funny, but I don't own any binoculars and wouldn't touch your junk even if I had some tweezers.
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I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee'sspeedbanan
 Quoting: Poker


can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?
 Quoting: Poker


that's fucking funny, but I don't own any binoculars and wouldn't touch your junk even if I had some tweezers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


I hate that fucking myth that fat people have small penises. I'm not hung like king kong but I do have a normal sixer like most men.

What's with all the penis talk with you anyhow, I think secretly you want to fuck me.sideways
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this may be off the road, but get some lube on your fingers and massage your rectum. This will relax your muscles and will stop them from contracting. Before long,, Plop !.. its gone.. warning though,, this could be habit forming. just saying...
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this may be off the road, but get some lube on your fingers and massage your rectum. This will relax your muscles and will stop them from contracting. Before long,, Plop !.. its gone.. warning though,, this could be habit forming. just saying...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1165953


Sounds like a plan. Can I use human saliva as lube? Or, would animal saliva work better? Also, can I substitute a a cucumber for fingers?
stir

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this may be off the road, but get some lube on your fingers and massage your rectum. This will relax your muscles and will stop them from contracting. Before long,, Plop !.. its gone.. warning though,, this could be habit forming. just saying...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1165953


Sounds like a plan. Can I use human saliva as lube? Or, would animal saliva work better? Also, can I substitute a a cucumber for fingers?
stir
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better yet,, let someone else do it and have them lick it before they stick it. or just stick with the spit and shine. either way massaging your hole is the key.
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can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?
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Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?
 Quoting: Poker


that's fucking funny, but I don't own any binoculars and wouldn't touch your junk even if I had some tweezers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


I hate that fucking myth that fat people have small penises. I'm not hung like king kong but I do have a normal sixer like most men.

What's with all the penis talk with you anyhow, I think secretly you want to fuck me.sideways
 Quoting: Poker


I read that to my dog (he misplaced his glasses again) and he said if you're saying six, it's four. While I'm not interested in your proposition, he said to ask if you swallow?
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this may be off the road, but get some lube on your fingers and massage your rectum. This will relax your muscles and will stop them from contracting. Before long,, Plop !.. its gone.. warning though,, this could be habit forming. just saying...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1165953


Sounds like a plan. Can I use human saliva as lube? Or, would animal saliva work better? Also, can I substitute a a cucumber for fingers?
stir
 Quoting: Poker


better yet,, let someone else do it and have them lick it before they stick it. or just stick with the spit and shine. either way massaging your hole is the key.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1165953


I'm misanthropic so other people are out of the question. Maybe a breadstick and olive oil would work better.
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Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?
 Quoting: Poker


that's fucking funny, but I don't own any binoculars and wouldn't touch your junk even if I had some tweezers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


I hate that fucking myth that fat people have small penises. I'm not hung like king kong but I do have a normal sixer like most men.

What's with all the penis talk with you anyhow, I think secretly you want to fuck me.sideways
 Quoting: Poker


I read that to my dog (he misplaced his glasses again) and he said if you're saying six, it's four. While I'm not interested in your proposition, he said to ask if you swallow?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


Well I'm straight so I don't swallow anything.

By dog do you mean latent homosexual desires? Is that why you were asking me if I swallow?

Notice how you ended up on my penis again, figuratively of course. Although on my penis is where I think you literally want to be.

Actually the size depends on my lvl of arousal, if I were to lie about it I would have said it was bigger than the plain old average.s226
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dude I never mentioned your dick, you dick. Quit fantasizing about anything being on your shit except your hand. Do you know CaptainZero? Maybe you two could hook up and keep each other busy so you would each have less time to post these bullshit threads (I would recommend a dog for your companionship, but you would either eat him or fuck him).
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dude I never mentioned your dick, you dick. Quit fantasizing about anything being on your shit except your hand. Do you know CaptainZero? Maybe you two could hook up and keep each other busy so you would each have less time to post these bullshit threads (I would recommend a dog for your companionship, but you would either eat him or fuck him).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345664


First of all you're the one that started talking about my junk.

Second this is only my second thread, I've not posted one bullshit thread so you're way off the mark on that point. The third a authored no one read it so I removed the content.

As for captain zero I don't know him but if you hate him he can't be all that bad.

I wouldn't eat a dog without ketchup or fuck one unless it had your dick sucking lips.

I don't use my hand I got a flesh light. Jelous much? Not of me but my fleshlight.

Anyway why wouldbi want shit on my dick to begin with? Wouldn't that stink and maybe sting?

How big is that closet you're in? It must be pretty fucking big if you can fit your ego and that shitty ass attitude.
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