I'm Full of Shit ask me a question

ok...just one more. are you fat-fat or swallowed a volkswagon fat?

finally, a true thread!

Yea baby.

Well I just lost 100lbs but I'm still built like a line backer. I'm still working on losing more.

I guess I downsized from RV to luxury Van

honest answer...guess the only thing fat people lie about is who ate the last twinkie!

that statement's an unfair generalization and a little dismissive, don't you think?

Stop being a cunt. And a dumbass cunt at that.

Oooooo! What's a AssCunt, where do I get one and how do I Fuck It?

And where will you be October 21st (preacher doom)? October 28th (alternative end of Mayan calendar)? September 26th, 27th (Elenin tail debris)? and December 21, 2112 (traditional end of Mayan calendar)?

I'll probably be masturbating on all of those dates as usual. I just realized how funny that sentence is considering mastubating on a date is what got me kicked out of applebee's

Last Edited by Poker on 06/17/2011 11:33 PM

for the hell of it.

Last Edited by Poker on 06/19/2011 12:26 AM

can you actually see your junk when you do that or do you have a spotter?

Actuall I'm looking for a spotter. How much you bench?

that's fucking funny, but I don't own any binoculars and wouldn't touch your junk even if I had some tweezers.

I hate that fucking myth that fat people have small penises. I'm not hung like king kong but I do have a normal sixer like most men.

What's with all the penis talk with you anyhow, I think secretly you want to fuck me.

this may be off the road, but get some lube on your fingers and massage your rectum. This will relax your muscles and will stop them from contracting. Before long,, Plop !.. its gone.. warning though,, this could be habit forming. just saying...

Sounds like a plan. Can I use human saliva as lube? Or, would animal saliva work better? Also, can I substitute a a cucumber for fingers?


Last Edited by Poker on 06/19/2011 02:11 AM

better yet,, let someone else do it and have them lick it before they stick it. or just stick with the spit and shine. either way massaging your hole is the key.

I read that to my dog (he misplaced his glasses again) and he said if you're saying six, it's four. While I'm not interested in your proposition, he said to ask if you swallow?

I'm misanthropic so other people are out of the question. Maybe a breadstick and olive oil would work better.

Well I'm straight so I don't swallow anything.

By dog do you mean latent homosexual desires? Is that why you were asking me if I swallow?

Notice how you ended up on my penis again, figuratively of course. Although on my penis is where I think you literally want to be.

Actually the size depends on my lvl of arousal, if I were to lie about it I would have said it was bigger than the plain old average.

dude I never mentioned your dick, you dick. Quit fantasizing about anything being on your shit except your hand. Do you know CaptainZero? Maybe you two could hook up and keep each other busy so you would each have less time to post these bullshit threads (I would recommend a dog for your companionship, but you would either eat him or fuck him).

First of all you're the one that started talking about my junk.

Second this is only my second thread, I've not posted one bullshit thread so you're way off the mark on that point. The third a authored no one read it so I removed the content.

As for captain zero I don't know him but if you hate him he can't be all that bad.

I wouldn't eat a dog without ketchup or fuck one unless it had your dick sucking lips.

I don't use my hand I got a flesh light. Jelous much? Not of me but my fleshlight.

Anyway why wouldbi want shit on my dick to begin with? Wouldn't that stink and maybe sting?

How big is that closet you're in? It must be pretty fucking big if you can fit your ego and that shitty ass attitude.