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past life analysis...mine was dead on

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2011 10:06 PM
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past life analysis...mine was dead on
[link to www.thebigview.com]

it only asks for UR birthday.
my girl posted it on her FB saying it was eerie.

some of her friends did it too and it seems they feel the same way...

so i did mine and was just blown away by the results.
i mean damn.its freaky.

how closely do U think it fits U??
tinygreenac

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06/17/2011 11:01 PM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
interesting and close to what i am now.

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 400. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
Do you remember now?

i'm a female this time also. just saying.
'it is not the duty of the police to protect you. their job is to protect THE CORPORATION and arrest code breakers.'

(sapp vs tallahassee)
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06/17/2011 11:04 PM

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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
Nah, it's way off.
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06/17/2011 11:15 PM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
Nah, it's way off.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


yeah, after i posted mine, i did my daughter's. she was born 2 days before me.

said the same shit.

i was hoodwinked!!!
'it is not the duty of the police to protect you. their job is to protect THE CORPORATION and arrest code breakers.'

(sapp vs tallahassee)
TheBlackVegetable
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06/18/2011 02:06 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
I call this quacktainment (together with astrology, tarot & psychic readings and whatnot)

Read the:

Disclaimer

[...] The program was originally developed by Natalie V. Zubar. The author claims no responsibility for the correctness of the calculation and gives no warranties thereto.

Please note that neither do I!

I have included this software in thebigview.com for your entertainment. [...]

It is up to you how you interpret the information given by this program; however, you should know that this software is only slightly more sophisticated than an electronic fortune cookie. [...]
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06/18/2011 02:17 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
I have to say, that was creepy:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ukraine around the year 1775. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.


Im a male born in ukraine in this life.

I cant say about the leader/captain thing(although somehow i end up being one when things go haywire.)

The other two things swhere spot on though, and that kinda scared me. My environment considers me strange, and my perceptions of the world are by far different. And lately i've realizd i just have to trust me intuition.

Kinda spooky, i must say. its much more descriptive than most horoscopes and seems to be spot on.
DancingRain

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06/18/2011 02:26 AM
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1600 century female yeah right building bridges in scotland hahaha more of a tranlation using numerolegy
DancingRain

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06/18/2011 02:28 AM
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I hate going over a bridge
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06/18/2011 02:49 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
Same thing that's happening in my life and mind.
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06/18/2011 02:50 AM
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06/18/2011 03:16 AM
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Hmmm,,,,I have reason to believe I have lived since this date, but I've got to say, other than my other reading saying I lived in 1790 France, this seems very acurate(lonely, timid, natural at psychology)

If anyone interested, The School of metaphysics do Akashic readings.
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06/18/2011 03:38 AM
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[link to www.thebigview.com]

it only asks for UR birthday.
my girl posted it on her FB saying it was eerie.

some of her friends did it too and it seems they feel the same way...

so i did mine and was just blown away by the results.
i mean damn.its freaky.

how closely do U think it fits U??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432139

i was a male a teacher in 1500s,i was a mathematician i lived in i lived in the area where modern day america is, i knew of the shadow world and estoteric view and yes you were right i was blown away truly as that seems to be me and it asked me if i remember now.
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06/18/2011 03:40 AM
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Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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06/18/2011 03:49 AM
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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I'm very interested in asia in this life and wish i was asian
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06/18/2011 03:59 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
[link to www.thebigview.com]

it only asks for UR birthday.
my girl posted it on her FB saying it was eerie.

some of her friends did it too and it seems they feel the same way...

so i did mine and was just blown away by the results.
i mean damn.its freaky.

how closely do U think it fits U??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432139

i was a male a teacher in 1500s,i was a mathematician i lived in i lived in the area where modern day america is, i knew of the shadow world and estoteric view and yes you were right i was blown away truly as that seems to be me and it asked me if i remember now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1275091

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. Do you remember now?

here is my pasted.
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06/18/2011 04:01 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
[link to www.thebigview.com]

it only asks for UR birthday.
my girl posted it on her FB saying it was eerie.

some of her friends did it too and it seems they feel the same way...

so i did mine and was just blown away by the results.
i mean damn.its freaky.

how closely do U think it fits U??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432139

i was a male a teacher in 1500s,i was a mathematician i lived in i lived in the area where modern day america is, i knew of the shadow world and estoteric view and yes you were right i was blown away truly as that seems to be me and it asked me if i remember now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1275091

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. Do you remember now?

here is my pasted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1275091


i don`t remember but i am on a quest for exactly that,so yes fucken eerie. thanks op.
DancingRain

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this site is bull.. you have to read into it to agree LOL.
Many newage sites are feeding them, type in your dob to let them know it is really you. New age crap is not what you think it is. Take a look at any new age 5$ a min to to tell your future. If those newage ppl really cared about you or this planet their phone would be hot and free. To make money from lies your one of them. Why be a greedy lawyer when you can cheat and get paid more for sneezing on the phone wasting time.
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06/18/2011 04:09 AM

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interesting and close to what i am now.

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 400. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
Do you remember now?

i'm a female this time also. just saying.
 Quoting: tinygreenac




Love changes in art music and cooking LOL who doesn't?
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06/18/2011 04:10 AM
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Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Phillippines around the year 775. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
Do you remember now?
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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06/18/2011 04:12 AM
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Here's mine:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1450. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness.

Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

Now, what the hell was I doing in the Arctic in 1450? Mixing chemicals and poison? That has got to be one of the weirder ones out there. The part about having no spiritual consciousness, is pretty spot on, as it seems no matter how hard I try to find religion, its like standing before a brick wall I can't get around.
Sane and practical, yes. Talent for love, etc., not so much. Distributing to all people, helping people, yes again.

So, maybe 75% accurate!
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06/18/2011 04:31 AM
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Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1100. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician! Do you remember now?


_____________________________

I have the mind of a scientist _now_, and my environment still misunderstands me but often respects me.
Interesting that the next step is to understand magic, because that is what I've been trying to do. Science has come easily, like routine, but I'm looking for the next step.

I'm surprised about the idea that my last incarnation was 900 years ago. S. New Zealand is very cold (Christchurch, where the earthquakes are now, right?) and I am typically trying to get to a warm climate, but I seem to end up in cold ones. Now my wife wants to be in a cold climate, so that makes it even harder.

It is possibly correct. I got a funny feeling when I read it, almost like a letdown.
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06/18/2011 04:35 AM
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this site is bull.. you have to read into it to agree LOL.
Many newage sites are feeding them, type in your dob to let them know it is really you. New age crap is not what you think it is. Take a look at any new age 5$ a min to to tell your future. If those newage ppl really cared about you or this planet their phone would be hot and free. To make money from lies your one of them. Why be a greedy lawyer when you can cheat and get paid more for sneezing on the phone wasting time.
 Quoting: DancingRain


I don't know of any new age sites that know who I am or what my birthdate is, so how could that "feeding" work?

Some other "newage crap" may cost money, but this "newage crap" is free. So does that mean this site cares? There's not even any way to send them money.
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Well at the risk of spamming, I will paste in the algorithm, which you get from "View Page Source", then clicking on the .js program name, and up comes this -- comment in my next post:

// Original code written by Natalie V. Zubar
// Author claims no responsibility for esoteric method of past-life calculations and its results.
// Adpated for thebigview.com by Thomas Knierim and Wanchai Chaisri

function mod(x, x_div){
for (var i=x; i>=x_div; i -= x_div);
return i;
}

function checkNum(str, min, max) {
if (str == "") {
alert("Please don't leave the birth date blank!");
return false;
}
for (var i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
var ch = str.substring(i, i + 1);
if (ch < "0" || ch > "9") {
alert("Enter a number, please!");
return false;
}
}
var val = parseInt(str, 10);
if ((val < min) || (val > max)) {
alert("Please type in a number from "+min+" to "+max+".");
return false;
}
return true;
}

function pastlife(form){

var sex;

//Check for a valid date

if ((checkNum(form.day.value,1,31)) && (checkNum(form.month.value,1,12)) &&
(checkNum(form.year.value,1922,9999))) {
var day = parseInt(form.day.value,10);
var cur_month = parseInt(form.month.value,10);
var cur_year = parseInt(form.year.value,10);

// define past life sex
cur_year = cur_year % 100;

if (cur_month-2*(parseInt(cur_month/2)) == 0){
if (cur_year - 4*(parseInt(cur_year/4)) == 0)
sex = 1;
else
sex = 2
} else if (cur_year - 4*(parseInt(cur_year/4)) == 0)
sex = 0;
else
sex = 1
};

msgWindow=window.open("","diagnosis","width=600,height=400,sc​reenX=100,screenY=100,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,s​tatus=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,copyhistory=no");
msgWindow.document.open();
msgWindow.document.bgColor="black";
msgWindow.document.fgColor="white";
msgWindow.document.writeln('<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" " [link to www.w3.org]
msgWindow.document.writeln('<html xmlns=" [link to www.w3.org] xml:lang="en" lang="en">');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<head>');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<title>Past Life Analysis</title>');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<meta name="Author" content="Natalie V. Zubar" />');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<meta name="Description" content="Find out what you were in your last life." />');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<meta name="Keywords" content="past, life, past-life, pastlife, analysis, evaluation, fortune, destiny, esoteric, mystic, mystery, occult" />');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<link rel="stylesheet" href="../istyles.css" type="text/css" />');
msgWindow.document.writeln('</head>');
msgWindow.document.writeln('<body style="padding: 20px">');
msgWindow.document.writeln("<font size=\"+2\">Your past life diagnosis:</font><hr />");
msgWindow.document.write("I don't know how you feel about it, but you were ");

var yearString = "ZYXWOTZYQVUTSXWVNZYXPQTZRWVUMYXWOTZYQVUTSXWVNZYXPUTZRWVUMYXW​OTZYQVUTSXWVNZYXPUTZRWVUMYXWOTZYQVUTSXWV";
var ys; ys = yearString.charAt(cur_year);
var p1; var p2; var place;

if (sex == 1){
msgWindow.document.write("male");

//for males

var indexString = "VTWZXYURPSOMNQYWZVTUXOMPSQRNWUXTYZVMRNQOPSUZVYWXTRPSOMNQTYUX​VWZPNQMRSOYWZVTUXNSORPQM";
var profString = "CDBADCABBACD";
p1 = profString.charAt(cur_month-1);
for (i=0;i<=6;i++){
if (ys == indexString.charAt((cur_month-1)*7+i))
break

}
p2 = i+1;

//PLACE OF BIRTH Male
if (p2 == 1){
if (day < 3) place=5;
else if (day < 10) place=46;
else if (day < 17) place=37;
else if (day < 24) place=48;
else if (day < 31) place=65;
else place=6
};

if (p2 == 2){
if (day < 8) place=28;
else if (day < 15)
place=58;
else if (day < 22)
place=10;
else if (day < 29)
place=38;
else place=11
};

if (p2 == 3){
if (day < 4) place=29;
else if (day < 11) place=53;
else if (day < 18) place=30;
else if (day < 25) place=69;
else place=1
};

if (p2 == 4){
if (day < 7) place=74;
else if (day < 14) place=4;
else if (day < 21) place=47;
else if (day < 28) place=20;
else place=26
};

if (p2 == 5){
if (day < 5) place=23;
else if (day < 12) place=21;
else if (day < 19) place=44;
else if (day < 26) place=16;
else place=43
};

if (p2 == 6){
if (day < 6) place=34;
else if (day < 13) place=27;
else if (day < 20) place=14;
else if (day < 27) place=41;
else place=50
};

if (p2 == 7){
if (day < 2) place=73;
else if (day < 9) place=63;
else if (day < 16) place=66;
else if (day < 23) place=54;
else if (day < 30) place=61;
else place=72
}

} else {
//for females
msgWindow.document.write("female");
var indexString = "OMPSQRNYWZVTUXSQMPNORUZVYWXTQORNSMPZXTWUVYOMPSQRNXVYUZTWNSOR​PQMVTWZXYUSQMPNORTYUXVWZ";
var profString = "ACDBCABDDBCA";
p1 = profString.charAt(cur_month-1);
for (i=0;i<=6;i++){
if (ys == indexString.charAt((cur_month-1)*7+i))
break
}
p2 = i+1;

//PLACE OF BIRTH Female

if (p2 == 1){
if (day < 3) place=22;
else if (day < 10) place=17;
else if (day < 17) place=36;
else if (day < 24) place=59;
else if (day < 31) place=51;
else place=9
};

if (p2 == 2){
if (day < 8) place=40;
else if (day < 15) place=2;
else if (day < 22) place=64;
else if (day < 29) place=56;
else place=35
};

if (p2 == 3){
if (day < 4) place=19;
else if (day < 11) place=67;
else if (day < 18) place=13;
else if (day < 25) place=32;
else place=31
};

if (p2 == 4){
if (day < 7) place=15;
else if (day < 14) place=49;
else if (day < 21) place=12;
else if (day < 28) place=39;
else place=33
};

if (p2 == 5){
if (day < 5) place=42;
else if (day < 12) place=60;
else if (day < 19) place=24;
else if (day < 26) place=3;
else place=52
};

if (p2 == 6){
if (day < 6) place=18;
else if (day < 13) place=25;
else if (day < 20) place=57;
else if (day < 27) place=45;
else place=62
};

if (p2 == 7){
if (day < 2) place=8;
else if (day < 9) place=55;
else if (day < 16) place=70;
else if (day < 23) place=68;
else if (day < 30) place=71;
else place=7
}

}

var pro; pro=p1+p2;
msgWindow.document.write(" in your last earthly incarnation.");
//msgWindow.document.write("month=" + cur_month + " place=" + place + " ys=" + ys + " pro=" + pro + "<br />");

//country data

var countryString="";

if (place == 1) countryString="Alaska";
else if (place == 2) countryString="Yukon";
else if (place == 3) countryString="North Canada";
else if (place == 4) countryString="Ontario";
else if (place == 5) countryString="Quebec";
else if (place == 6) countryString="Labrador";
else if (place == 7) countryString="Newfoundland";
else if (place == 8) countryString="Greenland";
else if (place == 9) countryString="USA North-West";
else if (place == 10) countryString="USA South-West";
else if (place == 11) countryString="USA North-Center";
else if (place == 12) countryString="USA South-Center";
else if (place == 13) countryString="USA North-East";
else if (place == 14) countryString="USA South-East";
else if (place == 15) countryString="Arctic";
else if (place == 16) countryString="Scotland";
else if (place == 17) countryString="Northern England";
else if (place == 18) countryString="Central England";
else if (place == 19) countryString="Southern England";
else if (place == 20) countryString="Wales";
else if (place == 21) countryString="Ireland";
else if (place == 22) countryString="North Europe";
else if (place == 23) countryString="France";
else if (place == 24) countryString="Spain";
else if (place == 25) countryString="Portugal";
else if (place == 26) countryString="Austria";
else if (place == 27) countryString="Germany";
else if (place == 28) countryString="Ukraine";
else if (place == 29) countryString="Italy";
else if (place == 30) countryString="Turkey";
else if (place == 31) countryString="West Russia";
else if (place == 32) countryString="Siberia";
else if (place == 33) countryString="Center Russia";
else if (place == 34) countryString="Greece";
else if (place == 35) countryString="Iran";
else if (place == 36) countryString="Saudi Arabia";
else if (place == 37) countryString="Poland";
else if (place == 38) countryString="Hungary";
else if (place == 39) countryString="Yugoslavia";
else if (place == 40) countryString="Romania";
else if (place == 41) countryString="Bulgaria";
else if (place == 42) countryString="Israel";
else if (place == 43) countryString="Tibet";
else if (place == 44) countryString="Burma";
else if (place == 45) countryString="Thailand";
else if (place == 46) countryString="South China";
else if (place == 47) countryString="Mongolia";
else if (place == 48) countryString="North China";
else if (place == 49) countryString="Korea";
else if (place == 50) countryString="North Japan";
else if (place == 51) countryString="South Japan";
else if (place == 52) countryString="Sumatra";
else if (place == 53) countryString="Borneo";
else if (place == 54) countryString="Phillippines";
else if (place == 55) countryString="New Guinea";
else if (place == 56) countryString="North Australia";
else if (place == 57) countryString="West Australia";
else if (place == 58) countryString="East Australia";
else if (place == 59) countryString="South Australia";
else if (place == 60) countryString="North New Zealand";
else if (place == 61) countryString="South New Zealand";
else if (place == 62) countryString="Oceania";
else if (place == 63) countryString="North India";
else if (place == 64) countryString="Central India";
else if (place == 65) countryString="South India";
else if (place == 66) countryString="Egypt";
else if (place == 67) countryString="North Africa";
else if (place == 68) countryString="West Africa";
else if (place == 69) countryString="Central Africa";
else if (place == 70) countryString="South Africa";
else if (place == 71) countryString="Mexico";
else if (place == 72) countryString="Cyprus";
else if (place == 73) countryString="North of Latin America";
else countryString="South of Latin America";

//year of past life calculation

var ys1;

if (ys == "M") var mString = "185014001125102507000700180014751800130011751100";
else if (ys == "N") var mString = "092518750425185017501350080006750825182515250875";
else if (ys == "O") var mString = "172516750875070013251825177508001075165009001625";
else if (ys == "P") var mString = "145005001800100008000550165017001325072511001550";
else if (ys == "Q") var mString = "100014500950042517001525135011001625122517251025";
else if (ys == "R") var mString = "097513751200127504500825137513500700092509250725";
else if (ys == "S") var mString = "122506251250142509251150147507501300157506001125";
else if (ys == "T") var mString = "117514001825127517500975185011501600187515251850";
else if (ys == "U") var mString = "090009000775105013751675107515000825072510251500";
else if (ys == "V") var mString = "122507501825140011501325167512751475160009501200";
else if (ys == "W") var mString = "057516750775047517001450085017251775102517750400";
else if (ys == "X") var mString = "180015751425157515501200160012001300037507751250";
else if (ys == "Y") var mString = "107512501000165009501825155014250800175010750875";
else var mString = "097505251175085015751125177513500700065013501050";

ys1 = mString.charAt((cur_month-1)*4);

if (ys1 == "0") ys1 = ""; {

ys1 += mString.charAt((cur_month-1)*4+1);
ys1 += mString.charAt((cur_month-1)*4+2);
ys1 += mString.charAt((cur_month-1)*4+3)

} ;

//past life profession

if (pro == "A1") var proString = "digger, undertaker";
else if (pro == "A2") var proString = "philosopher and thinker";
else if (pro == "A3") var proString = "designer, engineer or craftsman";
else if (pro == "A4") var proString = "chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer";
else if (pro == "A5") var proString = "seaman, cook or carpenter";
else if (pro == "A6") var proString = "jeweler or watch-maker";
else if (pro == "A7") var proString = "medic, surgeon or herbalist";
else if (pro == "C1") var proString = "shepherd, horseman or forester";
else if (pro == "C2") var proString = "leader, major or captain";
else if (pro == "C3") var proString = "librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics";
else if (pro == "C4") var proString = "entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer";
else if (pro == "C5") var proString = "seaman, dealer, businessman or broker";
else if (pro == "C6") var proString = "monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman";
else if (pro == "C7") var proString = "writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals";
else if (pro == "B1") var proString = "builder of roads, bridges and docks";
else if (pro == "B2") var proString = "map maker, astrologer, astronomer";
else if (pro == "B3") var proString = "handicraftsman or mechanic";
else if (pro == "B4") var proString = "warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices";
else if (pro == "B5") var proString = "artist, magician or fortune teller";
else if (pro == "B6") var proString = "sailor or shoemaker";
else if (pro == "B7") var proString = "builder of houses, temples and cathedrals";
else if (pro == "D1") var proString = "trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds.";
else if (pro == "D2") var proString = "preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions";
else if (pro == "D3") var proString = "farmer, weaver or tailor";
else if (pro == "D4") var proString = "dramatist, director, musician or bard";
else if (pro == "D5") var proString = "banker, usurer, moneylender or judge";
else if (pro == "D6") var proString = "teacher, mathematician or geologist";
else var proString = "dancer, singer or actor";

//characteristics

if (p2 == 1) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.";
else var charString = "Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader."
}
else if (p2 == 2) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "Artistic personality, always transforming the ugly into the beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.";
else var charString = "Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange."
}
else if (p2 == 3) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.";
else var charString = "You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy."
}
else if (p2 == 4) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.";
else var charString = "You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy."
}
else if (p2 == 5) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.";
else var charString = "As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation."
}
else if (p2 == 6) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor."
else var charString = "Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking."
}
else if (p2 == 7) {
if (place-2*(parseInt(place/2)) > 0) var charString = "You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.";
else var charString = "Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved."
};

// past life lesson

if (p2 == 1){
if (day < 12) var lesString = "You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.";
else var lesString = "You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy."
}
else if (p2 == 2) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!";
else var lesString = "Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back."
}
else if (p2 == 3) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.";
else var lesString = "You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless."
}
else if (p2 == 4) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.";
else var lesString = "Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret."
}
else if (p2 == 5) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.";
else var lesString = "The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people."
}
else if (p2 == 6) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.";
else var lesString = "Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning."
}
else if (p2 == 7) {
if (day < 12) var lesString = "Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.";
else if (day < 22) var lesString = "Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.";
else var lesString = "Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!"
};

//message composition

msgWindow.document.writeln("You were born somewhere in the territory of modern " + countryString);
msgWindow.document.writeln(" around the year " + ys1 + ".");
msgWindow.document.writeln("Your profession was that of a " + proString
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06/18/2011 04:51 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
One simple observation: only males can have place = 61 (South New Zealand.) Females cannot have that place. So does that mean that in my past life in the year 1100 in South New Zealand, all the females I encountered could not have reincarnated today?
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06/18/2011 04:55 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
One simple observation: only males can have place = 61 (South New Zealand.) Females cannot have that place. So does that mean that in my past life in the year 1100 in South New Zealand, all the females I encountered could not have reincarnated today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193082


Or more precisely, their NEXT incarnation could not have been today. (They could have had another in between, so that today, their immediately previous one would not have been in South New Zealand.)
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06/18/2011 04:58 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
WOW!

blew me away

5 stars
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06/18/2011 05:57 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Hmmm,,,,I have reason to believe I have lived since this date, but I've got to say, other than my other reading saying I lived in 1790 France, this seems very acurate(lonely, timid, natural at psychology)

If anyone interested, The School of metaphysics do Akashic readings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1433062


I forgot to mention, I actually have quite a strong anxiety disorder & PTSD, I've recently made a strong commitment to challenge it. Overcoming the above mentioned traits is very much a big mission in my life now!!

Doo doo doo doo(twilight zone theme lol)
KBambi

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06/18/2011 06:13 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Iran around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:


Artistic personality, always transforming the ugly into the beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back. Do you remember now?
"We are locked in a battle. This is not a friendly, gentleman's discussion. It is a life and death conflict between the spiritual hosts of wickedness and those who claim the name of Jesus Christ."

"Search for the truth is the noblest occupation of man; its publication is a duty.”

Anne Louise Germaine de Stael (1766-1817), French author

“In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act.”

George Orwell

"I am the way, the truth, and the life."

Jesus Christ
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12/07/2012 03:31 AM
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
[link to www.askastrologer.com]


Try this. this seem more accurate to me !!! :)
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
grizzy Reincarnation is a lie. Here is the biblical story of the rich man and Lazarus.

THE TRAP... [link to www.chick.com]
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Re: past life analysis...mine was dead on
Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1100. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!

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