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I HAVE NOT HAD SEX FOR 5 YEARS

 
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I HAVE NOT HAD SEX FOR 5 YEARS
IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
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06/19/2011 05:46 AM
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If you don't want to do it, that's fine.

Be glad the opportunity has been there for you and have the life you want.
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Sounds great, like fun yeah - NOT!

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06/19/2011 05:47 AM
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Don't worry OP, I'm 24 and still have yet to make sweet love, had plenty of chances but something put me off them
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Dude, there is already a thread.
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


Me either.

When I finally got rid of the last one, I decided not to date again unless I met a really good man.

So, now it is five years and counting.

I wish I could lose the feeling.
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06/19/2011 05:52 AM
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


The loss of feeling could be due to over-masterbation. Try to cut down on it dude ;)
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06/19/2011 05:54 AM
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Masterbation in this thread is most plentiful.
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06/19/2011 05:54 AM
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1- I deleted 60GB of porn movies in my computer.
2- I stopped subscribing playboy magazines.
3- I stopped looking at porn site.
4- When I saw an attractive women, I kept my mind clear.


I took these steps.
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


The loss of feeling could be due to over-masterbation. Try to cut down on it dude ;)
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Masterbation = sex.

I haven't masterbated for 5 years.
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06/19/2011 05:56 AM
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It started after I met a buda monk. He explained about enlightment and how he escaped temptation.
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06/19/2011 05:57 AM
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


i didnt have from last 3 yrs and i am going nuts.
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06/19/2011 05:58 AM
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i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me
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bsflag
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06/19/2011 05:59 AM
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In high school, i made love to 10 girlfriends and I did to 7 girlfriends in college. When I worked, i did 2.

I'm over 40 years old. I don't think of sex any more because everything is the same and i have been there and done that.
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


i didnt have from last 3 yrs and i am going nuts.
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SELF-CONTROL.
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06/19/2011 06:00 AM
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May be you are Jesus.
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i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me
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bsflag
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STRESSFUL = SEX

When you don't have any stress, you don't need to have sex because sex is the best way to RELEASE your tension.
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06/19/2011 06:02 AM
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It started after I met a buda monk. He explained about enlightment and how he escaped temptation.
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i wouldn't lose the excitement of sex but since i am not going to get sex i would accept losing sex drive grudgingly
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May be you are Jesus.
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I liked sex when i was young. When i'm older, i'm interested in heart and mind more than sex.
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Not Gay? yeah right!!! lol
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In high school, i made love to 10 girlfriends and I did to 7 girlfriends in college. When I worked, i did 2.

I'm over 40 years old. I don't think of sex any more because everything is the same and i have been there and done that.
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Bullshit! Men don't think like that!

Did you get your testosterone level cutoff somehow, or are you just trying to fuck with us??
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Re: I HAVE NOT HAD SEX FOR 5 YEARS
IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


i didnt have from last 3 yrs and i am going nuts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1434322


SELF-CONTROL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302349


yesterday i masturbated for one hour non stop.i thought my dick will burn off or something.it's really sad
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i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1413969


STRESSFUL = SEX

When you don't have any stress, you don't need to have sex because sex is the best way to RELEASE your tension.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302349


Stfu mongoloid delusional turkey slapper
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06/19/2011 06:06 AM
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Maintain your discipline. Remember intercourse via fluid exchange is how the aliens transfer themselves from one host to another.
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06/19/2011 06:09 AM
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In high school, i made love to 10 girlfriends and I did to 7 girlfriends in college. When I worked, i did 2.

I'm over 40 years old. I don't think of sex any more because everything is the same and i have been there and done that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302349


in high school i had 0 girlfriends and made love only to myself, in college i had 0 girlfriends but made love to well over 60 lovely ladies(i lost track around 25 but that was only in the beginning of the first year.. so.. its a pretty accurate guess.. i was definitely over-compensating for the lack of in high school, and i was definitely enjoying every second of it as well.. haha).. for the few years so far after college only around 10 or so... still no girlfriends..

now ive stopped because it just got meaningless.. and i want something more meaningful... i think i had too much sex and now im turning into a woman...

1dunno1

im really picky when it comes to who i wanna spend time with.. sex is fun.. but conversation.. i cant stand talking to stupid girls.. and thats all i ever end up in bed with..

*sigh*
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06/19/2011 06:10 AM
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:opisa:<---that is freaking hilarious, sorry, not calling OP a phag, but LOL
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06/19/2011 06:18 AM
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IN 5 YEARS, i have surrounded with many beautiful women. Some of them tried to get me but i ignored them all.

No, i'm not gay. I lost the feeling.
 Quoting: ASK ME A QUESTION 602706


your a loser to bypass it.

if if its a score with nothing attached, your stupid.

women hate me, wont even give me their phone number after chattin them up after months on end. ready to kill FFS.
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06/19/2011 06:22 AM
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is spelling masturbation really that hard? unless you are actually bationing masters, then by all means continue.
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Re: I HAVE NOT HAD SEX FOR 5 YEARS
In high school, i made love to 10 girlfriends and I did to 7 girlfriends in college. When I worked, i did 2.

I'm over 40 years old. I don't think of sex any more because everything is the same and i have been there and done that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302349


in high school i had 0 girlfriends and made love only to myself, in college i had 0 girlfriends but made love to well over 60 lovely ladies(i lost track around 25 but that was only in the beginning of the first year.. so.. its a pretty accurate guess.. i was definitely over-compensating for the lack of in high school, and i was definitely enjoying every second of it as well.. haha).. for the few years so far after college only around 10 or so... still no girlfriends..

now ive stopped because it just got meaningless.. and i want something more meaningful... i think i had too much sex and now im turning into a woman...

1dunno1

im really picky when it comes to who i wanna spend time with.. sex is fun.. but conversation.. i cant stand talking to stupid girls.. and thats all i ever end up in bed with..

*sigh*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1434198


you're f*cking bimbos

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