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Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase

 
June 21. 2012
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06/19/2011 04:46 PM
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Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
No more fiat, what is left we will only take precious metals. Armed guards will shoot on sight any thefts. A shipment of mutton, deer, and rabbit is expected tomorrow. Ms. Jenkins has 20 blackbird pies on sale at the bakery department. We are out of Spam now that the goverment has taken over Hormel. All food is from local soucres, as there is no fuel for our fleet. We are open from 10am to 2pm. Any food grown east of Omaha will have a 50% discount rate.
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06/19/2011 04:51 PM
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No more fiat, what is left we will only take precious metals. Armed guards will shoot on sight any thefts. A shipment of mutton, deer, and rabbit is expected tomorrow. Ms. Jenkins has 20 blackbird pies on sale at the bakery department. We are out of Spam now that the goverment has taken over Hormel. All food is from local soucres, as there is no fuel for our fleet. We are open from 10am to 2pm. Any food grown east of Omaha will have a 50% discount rate.
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06/19/2011 04:53 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
I loled because of creative title
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06/19/2011 04:53 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
19 pies now, party poophead.
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06/19/2011 04:55 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Luckily I only shop at whole foods!
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06/19/2011 04:57 PM

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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
The Safeways in our area have paper covered windows and look kind of shady.
They don't even print out circulars for their ads.
Never been in one and hope not to.
From the general manager (OP)
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06/19/2011 05:03 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
As the last remaining grocery store in America, we want to thank our customers. Now that Wal Mart's supply from international locations has completely stopped, we are sorry for thier plight. At least their stores are being used as housing for the hungry and destitute.
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06/19/2011 05:04 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Thank you OP for reminding us of what could be or likely will be at some point in the future.
STYLIE

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06/19/2011 05:05 PM
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06/19/2011 05:06 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
NOT THE HORMEL!
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06/19/2011 05:07 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
How much gold to buy a jar of peanut butter?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/19/2011 05:15 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Peanut butter is 1/20 gold oz per jar.
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06/19/2011 05:26 PM
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dumbass feedtroll bsflag



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06/19/2011 05:28 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
This is a truly creative thread, thanks OP! Why I love this site lol
gagal
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06/19/2011 05:32 PM
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Love it. 4 stars :)
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06/19/2011 05:35 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Just got back from Safeway on Bothell Everett Hwy in Mill Creek. Got a bag of good Kona coffee and that yum chinese take, big honkin General Tsao Chicken with flied lice, soup dumplings and two egg rolls.

Cost me three Mercury dimes and 2 real copper pennies. Yes they take copper too. hf
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06/19/2011 05:35 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
your a fucking dumbass!
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06/19/2011 05:37 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
your a fucking dumbass!
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06/19/2011 05:37 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase

your a fucking dumbass!
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Ah, I meant to do this

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06/19/2011 05:38 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Luckily I only shop at whole foods!
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Did you know Monsanto and Whole foods are in bed? They caved in February and are at the least carrying alphapha from Monsatan. Who's knows whats next. We're fucked through and through.
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2011 05:41 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Safeway still in business? Lol. Wow. Have seen one of those in Texas for 30 years. I was just 10.
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2011 05:42 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
This is a good one! YEP I think he nailed it!

By the way,

Grasshoppers are edible, nutritious, and according to an Arab friend of mine, they taste like SHRIMP!! PLUS THEY ARE KOSHER. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2011 05:44 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
There are no Safeways here, but the Publix and Target are both on fire. There were "flash mobs" with about 300 people a piece. Some of the looters didn't make it out before they blew the propane tanks.

We've taken HEAVY casualties defending the 2 remaining supermarkets, and are running low on med supplies. Goddamn them. God damn them all.
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06/19/2011 05:53 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
Luckily I only shop at whole foods!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


Did you know Monsanto and Whole foods are in bed? They caved in February and are at the least carrying alphapha from Monsatan. Who's knows whats next. We're fucked through and through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1435021


'Ho foods sold out????
Produce manager (OP)
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06/19/2011 05:54 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
The produce department has fresh dandelions, purslane, wild onions and peeled pine bark. Prickly pear cactus shipment expected next week.
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06/19/2011 05:56 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
There are no Safeways here, but the Publix and Target are both on fire. There were "flash mobs" with about 300 people a piece. Some of the looters didn't make it out before they blew the propane tanks.

We've taken HEAVY casualties defending the 2 remaining supermarkets, and are running low on med supplies. Goddamn them. God damn them all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432829


Blow the claymores and pull back! Set up a final defensive position by the Hormel Chili! Air strike inbound so keep yer heads down!
Pharmacy manager (OP)
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06/19/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
We have plenty of our old newspaper rolls for TP at one pre 64 quarter per ten bundles. Sorry, no antibiotics.
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06/20/2011 02:10 PM
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04/26/2012 04:49 AM
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11/23/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
A year early, it is 2013.
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02/21/2013 09:19 PM
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Re: Breaking Now....Safeway only accepting gold and silver for groceries to purchase
What about Wal Mart?

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