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WOULD YOU JOIN THE ILLUMINATI IF GIVEN THE CHANCE?

 
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My brother asked me one of the hardest question I have had to answer in my life. Kinda a long story but Ill keep it as short and sweet as possible.

Beginning at the end of last summer (2009), I started watching YouTube videos about conspiracies and reading random snippets of info supposedly leaked about these secret societies (Illuminati, Zionists, NWO, Bilderberg, Skull & Bones, etc.). I became obsessed with informing myself about the atrocities that had been committed against humanity, and who was responsible. I lost a few friends, and about 3 months of my life. Once I had fully educated myself on "their plan," I was really at the darkest place of my whole life. I was so focused on their negativity that it almost ruined me. Then I realized, "Hey! That's exactly what they wanted to happen! I have fallen hook, line, and sinker for their trap!" So I cut myself off completely, so I wouldn't spend hours reading about the conspiracies.

About a week after I cut myself off, my dad comes up to me and asks, "Hey Mark, do you want to go to the London 2012 Olympics with me?"wtf
If you know anything about "the plan," apparently the 2012 Olympics is where they will stage a holographic alien invasion to scare the shit outta people, then project a holographic messiah to bring the world together to create the NWO. anyways.... I said yes, I am aware enough of my spirituality that death is not a huge issue to me, and I would love to see the mayhem first-handverycool

Then a couple days ago my brother asks me this: "What if we go the Olympics, and after the staged invasion, we rally up a small resistance and let as many people know that the invasion is fake. Then the Illuminati (or whatever you want to call them) approach us and ask us if we would like to continue with our "revolution" that will mostly fall on deaf ears and make people think we are insane, OR, join them. Join the organization of enlightened beings who know the truth about EVERYTHING. All of humanity cannot be saved. These people chose the path of ignorance, you cannot save every individual human being from them self. The eye in the pyramid represents your awareness of the world for what it really is, you can differentiate between the truth and the lies. Join them, evolve, and reach you potential." I was like, damn... Ill have to get back to you on that one.

While writing this whole thing out, I realized I answered my own question (kind of). Illuminati is false-spirituality. The bible warns us that "even the most learned will be deceived" (or some shit like that). They want you to BECOME a "god" and defy the one true source, instead of becoming one WITH "god" and acending through higher dimensions to eventually become one with the source again. But I still think I might accept the offer. Damn I am confused soul. Hope you learned a lil' somthin somthin form my rambling.starwars
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My brother asked me one of the hardest question I have had to answer in my life. Kinda a long story but Ill keep it as short and sweet as possible.

Beginning at the end of last summer (2009), I started watching YouTube videos about conspiracies and reading random snippets of info supposedly leaked about these secret societies (Illuminati, Zionists, NWO, Bilderberg, Skull & Bones, etc.). I became obsessed with informing myself about the atrocities that had been committed against humanity, and who was responsible. I lost a few friends, and about 3 months of my life. Once I had fully educated myself on "their plan," I was really at the darkest place of my whole life. I was so focused on their negativity that it almost ruined me. Then I realized, "Hey! That's exactly what they wanted to happen! I have fallen hook, line, and sinker for their trap!" So I cut myself off completely, so I wouldn't spend hours reading about the conspiracies.

About a week after I cut myself off, my dad comes up to me and asks, "Hey Mark, do you want to go to the London 2012 Olympics with me?"wtf
If you know anything about "the plan," apparently the 2012 Olympics is where they will stage a holographic alien invasion to scare the shit outta people, then project a holographic messiah to bring the world together to create the NWO. anyways.... I said yes, I am aware enough of my spirituality that death is not a huge issue to me, and I would love to see the mayhem first-handverycool

Then a couple days ago my brother asks me this: "What if we go the Olympics, and after the staged invasion, we rally up a small resistance and let as many people know that the invasion is fake. Then the Illuminati (or whatever you want to call them) approach us and ask us if we would like to continue with our "revolution" that will mostly fall on deaf ears and make people think we are insane, OR, join them. Join the organization of enlightened beings who know the truth about EVERYTHING. All of humanity cannot be saved. These people chose the path of ignorance, you cannot save every individual human being from them self. The eye in the pyramid represents your awareness of the world for what it really is, you can differentiate between the truth and the lies. Join them, evolve, and reach you potential." I was like, damn... Ill have to get back to you on that one.

While writing this whole thing out, I realized I answered my own question (kind of). Illuminati is false-spirituality. The bible warns us that "even the most learned will be deceived" (or some shit like that). They want you to BECOME a "god" and defy the one true source, instead of becoming one WITH "god" and acending through higher dimensions to eventually become one with the source again. But I still think I might accept the offer. Damn I am confused soul. Hope you learned a lil' somthin somthin form my rambling.starwars
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norespect

Nice story... complete bullshit, but nice story anyway.
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Yes, yes and yes I think you probably know more than you think about what's going on and don't second guess yourself. If your family is privy to something that is about to happen and you've gotten to the point of having to share it with the rest of us it is urgent that you act on your own better judgement. The facts stand for themselves, the approved 2012 Olympic mascots are extreme examples of teletubbies gone wild with overt masonic symbols, homoeroticism and amorphis suggestive drivel. If I were you I would completely engage the experience to find out where you fit into the Great Work and if perchance you either encourage or diffuse the potential for cabalistic works I will pre-applaude you for not only fanning the flames of discord but also for providing necessary intelligence in the curious way that you have done so this evening.
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Yes, yes and yes I think you probably know more than you think about what's going on and don't second guess yourself. If your family is privy to something that is about to happen and you've gotten to the point of having to share it with the rest of us it is urgent that you act on your own better judgement. The facts stand for themselves, the approved 2012 Olympic mascots are extreme examples of teletubbies gone wild with overt masonic symbols, homoeroticism and amorphis suggestive drivel. If I were you I would completely engage the experience to find out where you fit into the Great Work and if perchance you either encourage or diffuse the potential for cabalistic works I will pre-applaude you for not only fanning the flames of discord but also for providing necessary intelligence in the curious way that you have done so this evening.
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i dont want to be evil, but im getting the feeling that good & evil are equally important and present in the unfolding of the universe. good and evil. matter and antimatter. 1 and 0 in our binary system. infinity = nothing and everything. the main reason i would join them is for absolute knowledge, not absolute power. the only thing holding me back is karma. i dont want my next life to be miserable because of this choice. your thoughts?
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Personally if it was me, I would accept the offer and join!
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Nope. There's a meaning to this existence. I would not.
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forgot to mention, if you joined, you would not be able to change their agenda or affect their plan at all
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If you had done your reading you would know that a lot of their mid level and bottom people are going to be eliminated when TSHTF. They just will not need them for their apparatus anymore. Why would they go seek out new operatives when they already have the world saturated with a soon to be surplus of personnel? Your going to be culled just like the rest of us. Most likely starved to death. If you are of concern you will be shot. Some troublesome groups will be collected and shot or gassed. You people hidden out deep in the woods will get to be killed by some fun bio constructs microscopic or human sized. It's going to get ugly. The one thing people have going for them in the USA is just the massive amount of arms available. I don't think the elite or even the average American realize how many guns are out there. You have numerous individuals with so many weapons that they will be able to equip big groups well. I think the "plan" will not go accordingly and its going to be a disaster for all humanity.
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There's several threads here about MK Ultra brainwashing, sex slaves and the whole box and dice. You want to join the world's biggest rapists, murderers and torturers who set up wars that cost millions of lives for their own profit? I hope you're smart enough to understand why a half decent person would never go for that (or you're trolling).
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Psalm 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.

Amos 8:11  Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:

Ruth 1:1 Now it came to pass in the days when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land.
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while i completely disagree with the majority of your premises, i'll just answer the fundamental question that you asked.

Yes, i would definately join the illuminati if given the chance. I truly believe that they are a beneficial force for humanity. Especially in the long-term.

"blah blah blah," come the naysayers, "but they want to get rid of the majority of earth's population!"

That's one of my favorite parts :)

Honestly, i'm not thoroughly convinced that they exist outside of some generalized ideology. But i hope they do. Otherwise humanity is hopeless.
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yes I would join..think about it the illuminati has been evil in mainstream propaganda ..for people on this sight that should be a click in the brain saying wait maybe they aren't evil....google how to become god and click tge first link...it is an illuminati webpage that even claims they are not royal bloodlines nor government religiou elites..those are the illuminatis enemies
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I would be happy if i join the elite ones but i dont know how to join can someone please help me out here
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I would be happy if i join the elite ones but i dont know how to join can someone please help me out here
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Personally if it was me, I would accept the offer and join!
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wakeup
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As a SLAVE i don´t even have time to consider this question.
That´s best for them, I guess, as they like life.
chuckle
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yes i would if given a chance.[googlevid]
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We've reviewed your potential...We find you lacking in the lack of compassion category. Don't call us, we'll call you...Thx, The Illuminaughty.
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I may join, but i would be a very unloyal member...
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I promise you, if you are a regular contributor here there is no way we will ever recruit you. Among other things, to be part of the Illuminati we require that you are sane.
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These people have withheld sacred knowledge that we are all entitled to know. I would rather die than live with these greedy selfish fear mongering pigs.
Some day the truth will come out, and the masses will realize their true potential. This is what they are afraid of. Once this happens, they can no longer control us through fear, because there is nothing to fear. They are scared of us. That's why they are taking these extreme measures before to many of us wake up. Until then, we just have to silently lead a few in the right direction.
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The illuminati (as portraid) dont even exists, a concept created to give people the idea that there is a fraction who is in control of everything .
Lots of imbecil groups claiming to be, but thats just because they think that if they label themself illuminati people will look up to them and believe there bullshit story's alot easier. and then there just the ones who realy believe they are illuminati...psychiatric institutions (called earth!lol) full of them these days.
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Knowledge and exploration are heavily valued by me so yes, I'd join.

When one becomes realized, he realizes too late, then tries to carry the hurt and suffering of the world, It's not our job to carry symbolic ignorance and endless sympathy for those who do not activate themselves in these times. The people... the masses... those are the people who you will feel the most pain for, these are the same people who will turn their backs to the knowledge that will save them from further suffering. I think we all go through a messianic faze, where we feel, super human, but ONE meat sack can only revolutionize enough before he or she is squeezed out of annoyance, however, that meat sack may just so happened to be spoiled with an unexpected plague divinely destined to manifest and affect the lives of anything and everything.


We are ALL in human form, the NEED for FURTHER education is a fire that is born from within. When you have realized the world around you is sick, you can only do so much before re-endangering yourself with the sickness of ignorance.

Last Edited by Captain Planet Alex on 12/28/2011 11:15 AM
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Yeah because something that was DISBANDED in the 1800's is always looking for people
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I can totally see myself joining the Illuminati solely for the purpose of getting the knowledge that I know only the Illuminati themselves hold that is inaccessible to non Illuminati. I'd be skeptical about their evil side though. I have mixed feeling
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Yeah because something that was DISBANDED in the 1800's is always looking for people
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The Illuminati isn't an official group (per say), it's a notion of knowledge and power.
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Never.

I firmly believe we are all one. The "real" human race has no colour, religion, class, creed or any other separator. We are all equal and therefore I could not ever be part of anything that would result in deaths I could have prevented.

The knowledge may be held by a few but in the very near future it will be known by the many.

I'd like to ask you a question:

You say "These people chose the path of ignorance, you cannot save every individual human being from them self".

How could you say people chose this path when for thousands of years the truth has been blinded from the masses?

I have always known there was something very wrong with the World but it wasn't until the internet came along I started learning our true history and science. If the human race had the option of the blue pill and living a lie or a red pill and finding the truth I am sure most would choose the red pill. The human race hasn't had a choice for a long time and the techniques for keeping all in the dark have been improved upon century after century.

No person has the right to decide who lives and who dies. The true human spirit would be working out how all could live in harmony.

Last Edited by WeAreOne on 12/28/2011 12:10 PM
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I would, I think.
I don't think their intentions are terrible, they just need my help.

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Hell yea i would join it would be fun!
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ANYDAY NO DOUBT ABOUT IT !!!!!

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