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GLP memes
I've only been here a few months so I'm relatively new and I wanted to set out a few guidelines here for others.


We say MORAN in place of moron.
That one always gets the noobs.

"Brian" instead of brain (intentional misspelling is unfailingly funny).

Ex.: "Get a brian, moran!"

It's not "martial law" on GLP, it's MARSHALL LAW.

TOMATO PLANTS and when it's prudent to bring them inside is a recent meme.

Posters who disagree with a conspiracy theory are SHILLS.

GLP is not only a conspiracy site but seeks out impending DOOM.

If you disagree vehemently with a conspiracy theory you attach "tard" as in "retard" to the theory.
TRUTHERTARDS
BIRTHERTARDS
SUNTARDS
PAULTARDS
etc.

The general public are not people, but SHEEPLE who are not "awake".

If you're really eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you put in your subject line WTF?! or OMG! or BREAKING! or WOW! or some combination thereof.

If you sound TOO eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you're an "attention whore".




Did I miss anything?

I don't mean to sound critical of GLP. I love it in many ways.

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I've only been here a few months so I'm relatively new and I wanted to set out a few guidelines here for others.


We say MORAN in place of moron.
That one always gets the noobs.

"Brian" instead of brain (intentional misspelling is unfailingly funny).

Ex.: "Get a brian, moran!"

It's not "martial law" on GLP, it's MARSHALL LAW.

TOMATO PLANTS and when it's prudent to bring them inside is a recent meme.

Posters who disagree with a conspiracy theory are SHILLS.

GLP is not only a conspiracy site but seeks out impending DOOM.

If you disagree vehemently with a conspiracy theory you attach "tard" as in "retard" to the theory.
TRUTHERTARDS
BIRTHERTARDS
SUNTARDS
PAULTARDS
etc.

The general public are not people, but SHEEPLE who are not "awake".

If you're really eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you put in your subject line WTF?! or OMG! or BREAKING! or WOW! or some combination thereof.

If you sound TOO eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you're an "attention whore".




Did I miss anything?

I don't mean to sound critical of GLP. I love it in many ways.

5a
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LOL!!! You got it about right. BTW, I'm a suntard, truthtard, doomtard, and occasional attention whore. I love this place!
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06/20/2011 07:02 PM
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In a nutshell

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Congrats, OP!!! You pass.
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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06/20/2011 07:04 PM
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So it begins...
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06/20/2011 07:06 PM
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I forgot.

SHIN THIS PIT!!

cruise
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So it begins...
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And this one, yes!
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should I bring my tomato plants inside?
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06/20/2011 07:09 PM
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PSYOP
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FALSE FLAG

5a
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Can't leave out MOM'S BASEMENT!!

laugh
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06/20/2011 07:16 PM

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Oh Shit
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06/20/2011 07:18 PM
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Zetas right again!
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Most of you tards are shills and attention whores who live in your mother's basement and your family are sheeple too asleep to bring in the tomato plants even when marshall law is declared by TPTB.

And so it ends, morans.

cruise
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i beat up a religitards at Mc-Donalds over Mc-Nuggets ask me a question !!!!!!
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Zetas right again!
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I don't get that one.
I'm just a moran.
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06/20/2011 07:22 PM
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OP is a memetard ... ask me a question!
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Zetas right again!
 Quoting: Captain. Frizzlefarts


I don't get that one.
I'm just a moran.
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Zetas was this woman who was translating messages From the Zetas a STO ( service to others ) Alien race thats here to save us from Niburu doom
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David dIcke
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Zetas right again!
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I don't get that one.
I'm just a moran.
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Zetas was this woman who was translating messages From the Zetas a STO ( service to others ) Alien race thats here to save us from Niburu doom
 Quoting: Jackasster

what happened to her dogs?
13.0.0.0.0

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Not bad. But I would suggest "attention whore" be reserved for people who post "ask me a question" threads or posters with overly obvious female avatars who just post something like "hi".

Another meme: My uncle just called and told me...

Last Edited by 13.0.0.0.0 on 06/20/2011 07:25 PM
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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data mining
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That's not a meme that's serious shit.
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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data mining
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That's not a meme that's serious shit.
 Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0


I know.
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the one i don't catch is " The "OFFICIAL" no name Sucks Thread! " who is that guy no name

Last Edited by Jackasster on 06/20/2011 07:27 PM
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And when you make a new post and give yourself 5 stars and suggest pin you are a desperate Moran lahoozer. You only do that after someone else has given you 5 stars to make it look like you never did it. Speaking from experience. Hehe
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His name has been banished from the site, right?
Snoory's, too.



That's another meme.

George Snoory SUCKS!!!!!!
Yes George, you really do!
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And when you make a new post and give yourself 5 stars and suggest pin you are a desperate Moran lahoozer. You only do that after someone else has given you 5 stars to make it look like you never did it. Speaking from experience. Hehe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302051


Startard! ;)
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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In a nutshell


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lmao
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His name has been banished from the site, right?
Snoory's, too.



That's another meme.

George Snoory SUCKS!!!!!!
Yes George, you really do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436448


I think he threatened some sort of legal issues or actions with the owner at some point in the past.
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David dIcke
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His name has been banished from the site, right?
Snoory's, too.



That's another meme.

George Snoory SUCKS!!!!!!
Yes George, you really do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436448


I think he threatened some sort of legal issues or actions with the owner at some point in the past.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436151


That's what I figured.
He's such an asshat.


And he truly SUCKSSSS.