GLP memes

I've only been here a few months so I'm relatively new and I wanted to set out a few guidelines here for others.


We say MORAN in place of moron.
That one always gets the noobs.

"Brian" instead of brain (intentional misspelling is unfailingly funny).

Ex.: "Get a brian, moran!"

It's not "martial law" on GLP, it's MARSHALL LAW.

TOMATO PLANTS and when it's prudent to bring them inside is a recent meme.

Posters who disagree with a conspiracy theory are SHILLS.

GLP is not only a conspiracy site but seeks out impending DOOM.

If you disagree vehemently with a conspiracy theory you attach "tard" as in "retard" to the theory.
TRUTHERTARDS
BIRTHERTARDS
SUNTARDS
PAULTARDS
etc.

The general public are not people, but SHEEPLE who are not "awake".

If you're really eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you put in your subject line WTF?! or OMG! or BREAKING! or WOW! or some combination thereof.

If you sound TOO eager to have your topic viewed and responded to you're an "attention whore".




Did I miss anything?

I don't mean to sound critical of GLP. I love it in many ways.