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My doctor just told me that I am reptilian. What do I tell my girlfriend?

 
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My doctor just told me that I am reptilian. What do I tell my girlfriend?
I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist."

What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight?
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I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist."

What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight?
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Tell your girlfriend you are alien and gay.I am sure she will understand.
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Make sure you contact the government...... they will have fun with you space man
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06/21/2011 02:42 AM
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WTF
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06/21/2011 02:44 AM
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tell her the tail is a second dick
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06/21/2011 02:48 AM
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your a gay fish
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06/21/2011 02:49 AM
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stay away from VonHelton he will "Punish" you and take your girlfriend back to his trailer lolsign
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I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist."

What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight?
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Ask her to chop your penis off...see if it grows back.
Let us all know how it went.
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11/21/2012 11:43 PM
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How 'bout "Once you go "Drac" you'll never go back"
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You may be "Ovi-Positive" ?
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someone call zack
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11/21/2012 11:58 PM
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your a gay fish
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*you're
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I'm sure she allready knows brother ;)god bless
ps. dont forget the hand sanatizer
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norespect

People have the silliest imaginations possible. This is outright demeaning to anyone who believes it.

Did Hagel and Vulva contact you too? LOL??? Or is that Hansel and Volvo??? scratching

Did Solar Guardian put you up to this??? You get a special and LOVING 1 star from me. You've earned it my friend.

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Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/22/2012 12:10 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: My doctor just told me that I am reptilian. What do I tell my girlfriend?
I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist."

What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987000



Ask her to chop your penis off...see if it grows back.
Let us all know how it went.
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I think that's a fair experiment...

jay

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/22/2012 12:13 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/22/2012 12:15 AM
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split tongue better for licking pussy?
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11/22/2012 12:16 AM
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Tell her speaking is not all you can do with your fork tongue.
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11/22/2012 12:17 AM
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op = tard

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