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My doctor just told me that I am reptilian. What do I tell my girlfriend? | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1433039  Canada06/21/2011 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987000What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight? Tell your girlfriend you are alien and gay.I am sure she will understand. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1411502 United States06/21/2011 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987000What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight? Ask her to chop your penis off...see if it grows back. Let us all know how it went. |
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| Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 United States11/22/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  People have the silliest imaginations possible. This is outright demeaning to anyone who believes it. Did Hagel and Vulva contact you too? LOL??? Or is that Hansel and Volvo???  Did Solar Guardian put you up to this??? You get a special and LOVING 1 star from me. You've earned it my friend.  Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/22/2012 12:10 AM watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion... |
| Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 United States11/22/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went for a medical check up last week. It was my first check up ever so I was kind of nervous. Today, I received a letter from my doctor. So I thought it must have something to do with my check up. I opened it up and to my surprise, it only contain 2 sentences. He wrote, "Due to a high level of venom in your blood which can only be produced by lizard family known as Anguimorpha, I highly suspect that you are not from an origin of human kind. Please seek advice from other specialist." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987000What the hell is this? I went and google Anguimorpha and all I can see are pictures of snakes and lizards. What do I do now? What should I tell my girlfriend tonight? Ask her to chop your penis off...see if it grows back. Let us all know how it went. I think that's a fair experiment...  Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/22/2012 12:13 AM watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion... |
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