Remote View Me

I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

Mind the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!!!

Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!

lol.....

You and Undercover Alien. My 2 favorite thread-creators. For different reasons (VERY very different reasons....)

You didn't see the blue panties!!!

*sigh*

You're right. I'm a fraud.

I'm no remote-viewer.

I'm just a strapping young bachelor sitting in his apartment with the air conditioning on (which is giving me nightmares about what the light bill's gonna be this month....)

LOL I know what your saying. Peace brother of the world. I did the same research. lol May you win the power ball!! And all your troubles be gone!!

VERY glad I made you giggle, btw.

Always nice to see my hard work validated. :)

Sorry for the late response. Been otherwise indisposed the last couple days.

(this reminds me also I've got to tell my Best Bud about that Hello Kitty-gun....)

(cannot BELIEVE they make a Hello Kitty gun....)

Fap?! fa...p please?

Put your clothes back on....

indeed they do!

my pops (stepdad) doesn't really let me practice much with it though...it's still a toy, basically....





bt, i was wearing a pink ruffly cotton nightgon with a butterfly print.