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06/22/2011 02:12 AM
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I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

Mind the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!!!

Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!
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06/22/2011 02:19 AM
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i give up
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lol.....

You and Undercover Alien. My 2 favorite thread-creators. For different reasons (VERY very different reasons....)
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I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

Mind the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!!!

Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!
 Quoting: Sing, I'll sway


You didn't see the blue panties!!! yoda
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06/22/2011 02:24 AM
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I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

Mind the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!!!

Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!
 Quoting: Sing, I'll sway


You didn't see the blue panties!!! yoda
 Quoting: Joker


*sigh*

You're right. I'm a fraud.

I'm no remote-viewer.

I'm just a strapping young bachelor sitting in his apartment with the air conditioning on (which is giving me nightmares about what the light bill's gonna be this month....)
Joker

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06/22/2011 02:28 AM

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I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

Mind the disclaimer at the bottom of the page!!!

Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!
 Quoting: Sing, I'll sway


You didn't see the blue panties!!! yoda
 Quoting: Joker


*sigh*

You're right. I'm a fraud.

I'm no remote-viewer.

I'm just a strapping young bachelor sitting in his apartment with the air conditioning on (which is giving me nightmares about what the light bill's gonna be this month....)
 Quoting: Sing, I'll sway


cool2LOL I know what your saying. Peace brother of the world. I did the same research. lol May you win the power ball!! And all your troubles be gone!!
Joker

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06/22/2011 02:31 AM

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5a

Last Edited by Joker on 06/22/2011 02:32 AM
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06/24/2011 12:26 AM
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VERY glad I made you giggle, btw.

Always nice to see my hard work validated. :)

Sorry for the late response. Been otherwise indisposed the last couple days.

(this reminds me also I've got to tell my Best Bud about that Hello Kitty-gun....)

(cannot BELIEVE they make a Hello Kitty gun....)
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06/24/2011 12:32 AM
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fap fap fap
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Yeah!! 5a 8 times already!!afro
 Quoting: Joker


angryface
 Quoting: Only Me


Fap?! fa...p tomato please?
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06/24/2011 12:34 AM
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Put your clothes back on....
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06/25/2011 12:41 AM

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VERY glad I made you giggle, btw.

Always nice to see my hard work validated. :)

Sorry for the late response. Been otherwise indisposed the last couple days.

(this reminds me also I've got to tell my Best Bud about that Hello Kitty-gun....)

(cannot BELIEVE they make a Hello Kitty gun....)
 Quoting: Sing, I'll sway


indeed they do!

my pops (stepdad) doesn't really let me practice much with it though...it's still a toy, basically....





bt, i was wearing a pink ruffly cotton nightgon with a butterfly print.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.


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