I SHALL NOW EXPERTLY REMOTE-VIEW "ONLY ME"

Youuuuuuu......arrrrrrrrreee.......a chick somewhere in the mid-west (?) Oh-! Okie-something! Right....(?)

What else....What else can my amazing-gifts allow to me "see"....(?)

You're wearing....a Halloween costume...NO- I looked too far ahead. You're wearing.....a parka, with snow shoes- NO, I looked too far ahead again...

You're wearing.....a SHIRT! With......A GUN ON IT!!!

And the GUN has...........A KITTEN ON IT!

And the gun is shooting kitten-shaped bullets!

And it's fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!

What else......ack, forgive me, my "gifts" take a lot out of me, must regain my strength and composure, here....Hmm, have a nosebleed. Bah- this often happens when utilizing my otherworldly "gifts"....

Ummmmm.....I'm thinking of a number between.....5.....AND.........I don't know. I'll get back to that.

I'm seeing the color GREEN!

I also am seeing a poster with a hammer and sickle on your wall......oh, wait- that's my wall....Silly. I get shit fucked up sometimes. :)

Anyway, I have to stop now because my fantastic otherworldly "gifts" do take a lot out of me and I'm about to pass out from blood loss due to this psionic-nosebleed of mine (happens whenever I "view", ever since the shadow government did their "fucked up shit" to me...)

Good luck. I hope my expert reading was helpful.

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Let me know if you ever can't find your....keys. Or something.

I'm an EXPERT!