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Message Subject [PIN] Aliens Idiots - Get ready for a new paranoia, Jesus Christ is comin for ya
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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A few days ago, I was pondering whether I should abandon my Arcturian/Pleiadian/Buddhist new age loving ways and accept Jesus as my one and only saviour.

The next day, I recieved a note from the Universe as I do each weekday. (From the TUT club)
It said:

At long last, a 2 point Spiritual Litmus Test to see whether or not any old religious doctrine or modern day "ism" is worthy of celebration:


Does it empower all, without conditions and favoritism?
Is everyone loved, forgiven, and accepted eternally?
Hallelujah!
The Universe

I took this note as a confirmation I'm ok to stay where I'm at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1429802


Brother/sister, you couldn't be more wrong. Satan is the master deceiver so if you're asking him for advice (anyone praying to anyone or anything other than Jesus is praying to satan), you're not going to get the truth. Only Jesus provides us with truth. You're not 'ok' to stay where you're at. It's a one way path to destruction.
 
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