I tried this fuckstick's advice when trying to get a date with a beautiful stranger. I almost got my ass kicked and arrested.

I see evolution almost caught up with you.

Talk about a Dr Pepper moment! To make it worse, these fucking Japanese tourists were filming the event on their camcorders, so I'll prob end up on Youtube as some weird sex case.

Worse shit couldn't have happened to Ben Stiller in Something About Mary.

Fuck.

Funny as hell man..

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Never, ever, ever believe anything on the internetz

Dude that doesnt work.

What you need to do is walk up to her, whip out your johnson and say "yo bitch, want some of this?"

Now get out there and give it a try, then report back.

thanks

you fucked up execution or are horribly ugly, cause these tips are good

Here's the fucking chatup line I used when the first one fucked up:

Then say- You have something in your hair…

She would get conscious and ask you where? [She looked mortified and tried to escape from me]

Then say- Wait…Let me do it for you. Rub your hands through her hair and say…There you go…All clean now. That would be 10 bucks. [If I got the chance to actually touch her hair, but the bitch went crazy and screamed]

She would say- What for?

Reply by saying- I don't clean people for free...

She'll either laugh or hesitate.

Then say- Well! You seem cute...If you are broke let me give you a bargain deal. You can buy me a drink. [buy me a drink? More like beg for her to not press charges!]

And bam! Within seconds you've sparked a high energy conversation with a female stranger. [High energy indeed, she went nuts, and two guys nearly kicked seven shades of sweet shit out of me]

But I should warn you here...Just doing this does not mean you will be good with women... [no shit you prick, you almost got me arrested!]

well op u dont just walk up to a girl and do that, u have to start small talk first, then ease into that, apparently i should make a how to pick up chicks video