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TELL ME THIS AIN'T HAPPENING: U.S. Army releases "Counter-Zombie Operations" manual. WTF??

 
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WTF?? The US military just released the so called "FM 999-3 Counter-Zombie Operations At The Fireteam Level", "the primary doctrinal reference on conducting fire team sized infantry operations in a Zombie infested environment in the United States."

# Stage 1, Infection: See someone shivering, vomiting, and whose pupils don’t respond to light or darkness? Quick, kill them immediately. Don’t forget to destroy their brains.
# Stage 2, Recently Reanimated: Things get slightly trickier in this stage. Key movements to note are staggered walking, arms extended, slight groans. The manual advises immediate neutralization.
# Stage 3, Active Zombie: This should be the easiest to identify. No body fat, mostly gray, clothing is probably damaged or missing. You know what to do.
 Quoting: [link to www.wired.com]


When I stumbled this article, I thought it was a hoax or a viral for some videogame, but it's the real deal. The U.S Military is preparing soldiers for some zombie-invasion type event, which may imply a new biological warfare or something even worse. Perhaps the thousands of Grey's abductees in the USA, were microchipped, cloned and turned into real zombies, ready for a mass assault.

The proof this ain't no hoax, is that this manual is being discussed in military forums of Australia.

[link to ausmilitary.com]

This is supposed to be the manual, leaked for download:

[link to www.box.net]

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macgun zombies
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First release of this horror movie will be Japan....but don't fear you'll miss the show, Coming Soon to a Theater Near You :p
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macgun zombies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1438394


Isn't there something in the bible about "dead people coming out of the ground during the Armageddon"???

I wonder if by "dead people", whoever wrote that, was referring to "soulless clones" or "bio-androids" and by "coming out of the ground" meant coming out of underground secret bases....
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as long as there is a pack a punch and juggy machine, im good..
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bsflag real deal my ass...
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It is a parody as stated at the bottom of the document at your download link.
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It ain't happenin'.

Follow the link on the wired page to the zombie command page, adn you'll find a lil' notation:

"Not an actual US Army website"

It's a spoof, perhaps some happy-go-lucky Ranger Corporal has put up (?) to exercise his Napoleonic predilictions and have a bit o'fun with .
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I recomend call of duty for any people who have not killed a Zombie yet!! macgun
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so NOT real...at the very end after a drink snappy cow advertisement it says has nothing to do with army
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oh cummon



obviously not real, look how its worded!
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what you see in movies is not fiction, it takes a mind to think of those possibilities. And to design something is to have a blueprint in your mind which comes from the universe where somewhere, such a thought does exist, if a matter of time where we live too.
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so NOT real...at the very end after a drink snappy cow advertisement it says has nothing to do with army
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Don't blame it on me. The person who wrote the article is no ignorant dumbass, much by the contrary:

Lena is a science journalist fascinated by any and all combinations of biology, philosophy and design. She lives in New York City.
 Quoting: [link to www.wired.com]


If that doc is a hoax, why the American MSM is pushing a massive psy-op on zombie-doom events, all over the internet???

Perhaps that advertise about no affiliation to US military is just diversion.
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Only ONE thing to remember here........Head shots count!hunter
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keywords: Florida zombie apocalypse annex... look for the pdf .. you will be astonished by the lengthy detail of this emergency preparedness plan.
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Top Secret Post WWII Government Zombie Cover-Up Film

[link to www.youtube.com]
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If that doc is a hoax, why the American MSM is pushing a massive psy-op on zombie-doom events, all over the internet???

Perhaps that advertise about no affiliation to US military is just diversion.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I've never given an ounce of credence to the Zombie Apocalypse thing.

However, if its as bogus as stories about the tooth-fairy, WHY IN HELL are universities doing "epidemiological" studies about such a possibility? Epidemiologists are scientists. Traditionally, MD's and scientists have been Aunt-Nelly-nervous about preserving their reputations/dignity/status.

They have tended to avoid outrageous fantasy like the plague.

from: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

"According to a 2009 Carleton University and University of Ottawa epidemiological analysis, an outbreak of even Living Dead's slow zombies "is likely to lead to the collapse of civilization, unless it is dealt with quickly." Based on their mathematical modelling, the authors concluded that offensive strategies were much more reliable than quarantine strategies, due to various risks that can compromise a quarantine. They also found that discovering a cure would merely leave a few humans alive, since this would do little to slow the infection rate."

Why would the CDC do this, also taken from article linked above:

"On May 18, 2011, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention published an article on Rear Admiral Ali S. Khan's blog instructing the public on what to do to prepare for a zombie invasion. While the article did not claim that such a scenario was likely, it did use the popular culture appeal as a means of having individuals prepare for all potential hazards, such as earthquakes, tornadoes, and floods."
One can talk all one will about their wanting their pronouncements being topical and intereresting and popular. If something isn't afoot, or hinted at, then the flouride in the water's finally disinhibited normally staid academics.
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keywords: Florida zombie apocalypse annex... look for the pdf .. you will be astonished by the lengthy detail of this emergency preparedness plan.
 Quoting: GZEUS 1438963


You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!! Florida actually has this document:

[link to www.okeechobeeeoc.com]

And does anybody here dares to answer why this zombie-apocalypse type scenario is being discussed in the website of AMERICAN GULF WAR VETERANS ASSOCIATION???

(...)If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work)(...)
 Quoting: [link to americangulfwarveteransassociation.org]


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If that doc is a hoax, why the American MSM is pushing a massive psy-op on zombie-doom events, all over the internet???

Perhaps that advertise about no affiliation to US military is just diversion.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I've never given an ounce of credence to the Zombie Apocalypse thing.

However, if its as bogus as stories about the tooth-fairy, WHY IN HELL are universities doing "epidemiological" studies about such a possibility? Epidemiologists are scientists. Traditionally, MD's and scientists have been Aunt-Nelly-nervous about preserving their reputations/dignity/status.

They have tended to avoid outrageous fantasy like the plague.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


Well, maybe you should start giving an ounce, 'cuz the subject is being largely exposed in the website of AMERICAN GULF WAR VETERANS ASSOCIATION:

(...)If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work)(...)
 Quoting: [link to americangulfwarveteransassociation.org]

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They all fuck around with ordinary people (let's say sheeple) publishing manuals

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Whoami


So you think these manuals are just psy-ops to "fuck around with the sheeple"??? So it must be a HUGE psy-op, 'cuz some company's vehicles are even fabricating and selling special cars for zombie-apocalypse scenarios:

Now that the Centers for Disease control has warned Americans to prepare for a possible “Zombie Apocalypse,” it may be a good time to rethink your upcoming automobile purchase.

If Hollywood has thought us anything over the years it’s that, while they are very susceptible to baseball bats, zombies are adept at jumping on cars and breaking through their windows in order to eat the brains of their occupants. Not to fear, there’s one vehicle that should keep your noggin intact.

The Knight XV from Conquest Vehicles wasn’t designed with the undead in mind (at least we don’t think that it was) but the mega-SUV is perfectly suited to the task at rotting hand. About twice the size of your typical HUMMER, the fully-armored truck could likely survive an assault by Team 6, let alone cracked fingernails(...)


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 Quoting: [link to www.foxnews.com]

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This manual is as fake as a 3 dollar bill!
LMFAO.

Your OP article has a link to download the manual.
[link to m.box.net]
If you download the manual, and scroll all the way to the end, there is a disclaimer that states the whole manual is a parody.
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Possibility of "Living Dead" = 0%
Possibility of unknown Rage type Virus outbreak ala 28 days=?

Difference between the two= minimal... other than the fact that the Rage type virus' infected would eventually die from illness and starvation.

MANY TYPES OF HEMORRHAGIC FEVERS ACTUALLY CAUSE THE VICTIM (In advanced stages) TO BECOME VIOLENT, FLAIL ABOUT, ATTEMPT TO BITE MEDICAL WORKERS, FAMILY ETC... This phenomenon usually occurs at the exact same time the infected begins to "bleed out".

This is fact folks. The virus somehow stimulates the victims brain in a manner that causes them to behave this way.

[link to cydathria.com]
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when the comet passes, earth will be in aholly battle, good vs evil, it is at this time you need to stay in doors board up the place tight, and god help you if your an atheist, aka non-belever, god and his angels are coming to do battle tagainst the evil which is in its last days, have food, candles, weapons are iffy, but do not go out doors, when the cross is visable in the skies for everyone to see, time is short its your last chance to get right with GOD.anaspeedbananspeedbananhidbbdancebdance
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This manual is as fake as a 3 dollar bill!
LMFAO.

Your OP article has a link to download the manual.
[link to m.box.net]
If you download the manual, and scroll all the way to the end, there is a disclaimer that states the whole manual is a parody.
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 Quoting: Oubliette


Perhaps that one is fake, but what about THIS ONE??? Okeechobee county, Florida, Zombie Apocalypse Annex:

[link to www.okeechobeeeoc.com]

Does it looks fake for you??
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when the comet passes, earth will be in aholly battle, good vs evil, it is at this time you need to stay in doors board up the place tight, and god help you if your an atheist, aka non-belever, god and his angels are coming to do battle tagainst the evil which is in its last days, have food, candles, weapons are iffy, but do not go out doors, when the cross is visable in the skies for everyone to see, time is short its your last chance to get right with GOD.anaspeedbananspeedbananhidbbdancebdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1438809


What "God"?? ENKI or ENLIL???

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Wow, this thread was quickly buried.

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This manual is as fake as a 3 dollar bill!
LMFAO.

Your OP article has a link to download the manual.
[link to m.box.net]
If you download the manual, and scroll all the way to the end, there is a disclaimer that states the whole manual is a parody.
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 Quoting: Oubliette


Perhaps that one is fake, but what about THIS ONE??? Okeechobee county, Florida, Zombie Apocalypse Annex:

[link to www.okeechobeeeoc.com]

Does it looks fake for you??
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien
yup

Summary Statement -

Some questions have come up about this document, which I'd like to answer. This document was created on personal time and equipment as an exercise in creative planning. This is not a part of our CEMP in any way. The reason behind using non-traditional scenarios for planning purposes is to allow the planners to be creative yet realistic with their responses.
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This manual is as fake as a 3 dollar bill!
LMFAO.

Your OP article has a link to download the manual.
[link to m.box.net]
If you download the manual, and scroll all the way to the end, there is a disclaimer that states the whole manual is a parody.
pick
 Quoting: Oubliette


Perhaps that one is fake, but what about THIS ONE??? Okeechobee county, Florida, Zombie Apocalypse Annex:

[link to www.okeechobeeeoc.com]

Does it looks fake for you??
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien
yup

Summary Statement -

Some questions have come up about this document, which I'd like to answer. This document was created on personal time and equipment as an exercise in creative planning. This is not a part of our CEMP in any way. The reason behind using non-traditional scenarios for planning purposes is to allow the planners to be creative yet realistic with their responses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240618


So you are saying that there's NO WAY, of these manuals are referring to ANY type of a worst case scenario induced by biological or electronic warfare, capable to turn people into zombie-like creatures and the term "zombie apocalypse is only for amusement purposes???

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It is a parody as stated at the bottom of the document at your download link.
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