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**** BREAKING NEWS *** ELENIN IS A COMET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Don't forget the doctor did not suggest it is a brown dwarf, and also did not say it will cause a pole shift or anything like that when it gets close, in the long form of his paper he actually explains that as the commet comes closer it speeds up on its whip around the sun...therefore not leaving enough time for "Long Alignments" are you getting it now?
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That means what? Nothing will happen as always right GLP effect in effect.

DOOM cancelled.

5a
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don't forget the last long alignment just happens to be December 21 2012
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No, his work is NOT published there. Man, some of you GLPers are just so dumb. A couple of Mr. Omerbachich's papers are available from an archive hosted on a Cornell server. The papers are not peer-reviewed.
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Do you have work published on a Cornell University server? I know he has work that is "peer-reviewed"
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Look ducky, the point is that these "comet alignments causes earthquakes" papers have not been peer-reviewed. I have read the papers, and I have a PhD. in Applied Mathematics. His use of statistics is laughable.
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I'm callin bullshit on your degree
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At least you can give this thread a good rating... I deserve better lol
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No, his work is NOT published there. Man, some of you GLPers are just so dumb. A couple of Mr. Omerbachich's papers are available from an archive hosted on a Cornell server. The papers are not peer-reviewed.
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Do you have work published on a Cornell University server? I know he has work that is "peer-reviewed"
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Look ducky, the point is that these "comet alignments causes earthquakes" papers have not been peer-reviewed. I have read the papers, and I have a PhD. in Applied Mathematics. His use of statistics is laughable.
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I'm callin bullshit on your degree
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Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
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Do you have work published on a Cornell University server? I know he has work that is "peer-reviewed"
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Look ducky, the point is that these "comet alignments causes earthquakes" papers have not been peer-reviewed. I have read the papers, and I have a PhD. in Applied Mathematics. His use of statistics is laughable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


I'm callin bullshit on your degree
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
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bsflag
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Look ducky, the point is that these "comet alignments causes earthquakes" papers have not been peer-reviewed. I have read the papers, and I have a PhD. in Applied Mathematics. His use of statistics is laughable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


I'm callin bullshit on your degree
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
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bsflag
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oooo I got a phd .. that's indeed bsflag lol... who cares.
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Look ducky, the point is that these "comet alignments causes earthquakes" papers have not been peer-reviewed. I have read the papers, and I have a PhD. in Applied Mathematics. His use of statistics is laughable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


I'm callin bullshit on your degree
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Whatever, dude. These days I work in finance.
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I'm callin bullshit on your degree
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Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Whatever, dude. These days I work in finance.
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But whatever your degree ... you really convinced that allignements with comets influence Earth?
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I don't claim to be able to predict the future, like some people. But if every small comet was able to cause major earthquakes, we would have been doomed long ago. And that is all Elenin is, a small comet.
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Really? I also have a Masters degree in physics, but I didn't want to sound like I was boasting.
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bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859591


Whatever, dude. These days I work in finance.
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But whatever your degree ... you really convinced that allignements with comets influence Earth?
 Quoting: PhillSmoker


Absolutely not. If this was true, it would have been discovered long ago. Folks much smarter than you and me used to spend there whole lives studying astrology and comets.
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If it is a comet, wouldn't it have a tail?



As if you didn't know that allready rofl
Wakey up guys ... Elenin is no threath to us!
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I don't claim to be able to predict the future, like some people. But if every small comet was able to cause major earthquakes, we would have been doomed long ago. And that is all Elenin is, a small comet.
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Yes !!! We have another winner!! :) Someone who believes Elenin is just a regular comet. Thanks man, join the club. Most people here think Elenin is the cause of EQ's and other disasters ... omfg ... what are they thinking about? lol
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I don't claim to be able to predict the future, like some people. But if every small comet was able to cause major earthquakes, we would have been doomed long ago. And that is all Elenin is, a small comet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778

Yes !!! We have another winner!! :) Someone who believes Elenin is just a regular comet. Thanks man, join the club. Most people here think Elenin is the cause of EQ's and other disasters ... omfg ... what are they thinking about? lol
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Seems like some people want doom. Oh well. Time to head out for my evening walk. Good talking to you, OP. Take care.
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I don't claim to be able to predict the future, like some people. But if every small comet was able to cause major earthquakes, we would have been doomed long ago. And that is all Elenin is, a small comet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778

Yes !!! We have another winner!! :) Someone who believes Elenin is just a regular comet. Thanks man, join the club. Most people here think Elenin is the cause of EQ's and other disasters ... omfg ... what are they thinking about? lol
 Quoting: PhillSmoker


Seems like some people want doom. Oh well. Time to head out for my evening walk. Good talking to you, OP. Take care.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778

Have fun .. .and if you have a dog ... don't forget to take him/her for a walk too :)
Talk to you later on some thread :)
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Why can't we just all get along, for crying outloud!!!!

hf
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clappa
Yeah .. donate to the duke rofl.
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Why can't we just all get along, for crying outloud!!!!

hf
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Yeah peace for everyone (if they agree that Elenin is just a comet lol)
afro
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It may not be a Dwarf star but it does influence seismicity on earth during its long alignments as proven by Dr. Mensur Omerbachich at Cornell University.
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I knew someone would mention him. Well, that's pure statistics ... if you would check his conculsions .. .you would see that there were earthquakes above magnitude 6 , that doen't fit his theory. Don't believe everything you read! Check it out for yourself! That guy is just a fraud.
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He is also not at Cornell University.
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well his work is published there dick
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And his work means dick! You fuckin tard.... Get a job!
Thank you
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I knew someone would mention him. Well, that's pure statistics ... if you would check his conculsions .. .you would see that there were earthquakes above magnitude 6 , that doen't fit his theory. Don't believe everything you read! Check it out for yourself! That guy is just a fraud.
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He is also not at Cornell University.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1417778


well his work is published there dick
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And his work means dick! You fuckin tard.... Get a job!
Thank you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1411849


clappa
Cant't find any better word than you just said: his work is BS!
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Dr. Dickfuck retardbashich mensur has officially declared himself the fresh prince of bosnia!!! Let it be known!! lol elenincompoops base all your facts over this crazy bastards theories neener lol holy shit i love this place!!
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Dr. Dickfuck retardbashich mensur has officially declared himself the fresh prince of bosnia!!! Let it be known!! lol elenincompoops base all your facts over this crazy bastards theories neener lol holy shit i love this place!!
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yeah ... give this a good rating (i need it lol) ... since people seem to be shocked Elenin is just a normal sized comet :s
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It may not be a Dwarf star but it does influence seismicity on earth during its long alignments as proven by Dr. Mensur Omerbachich at Cornell University.
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he proved nothing of the sort, his paper was laughed at by all

except the nutters who are making a fuss over this boring

comet. these same nutters are ensuring the crucifixion of this

mans career by ascociating his name with their fantasies.
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total bsflagbsflag
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total bsflagbsflag
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What do you mean? The fact that it is just a comet is bsflag ? seriously??
The truth is the truth even if no one believes it and a lie is a lie even if everyone believes it!
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It may not be a Dwarf star but it does influence seismicity on earth during its long alignments as proven by Dr. Mensur Omerbachich at Cornell University.
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he proved nothing of the sort, his paper was laughed at by all

except the nutters who are making a fuss over this boring

comet. these same nutters are ensuring the crucifixion of this

mans career by ascociating his name with their fantasies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1442004


clappa Fuk'N A
The truth is the truth even if no one believes it and a lie is a lie even if everyone believes it!
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hiding

...comes out of his hidey hole..

happydance
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hiding

...comes out of his hidey hole..

happydance
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So .... point taken ... Elenin is a comet!!! So cut the BS avbout this comet :)
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Out of fear and ignorance, you started this thread saying ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Now you've got enough reliable info to scare you shitless. What can we expect from a colonial backwater that still hasn't got a government, likes to adopt African black children to torture them, and a place that is segregated into 2 linguistic sections!
You are marked for extinction, Walloon.

mclinking
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Out of fear and ignorance, you started this thread saying ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Now you've got enough reliable info to scare you shitless. What can we expect from a colonial backwater that still hasn't got a government, likes to adopt African black children to torture them, and a place that is segregated into 2 linguistic sections!
You are marked for extinction, Walloon.

mclinking
 Quoting: mclinking 1430457


And your a faggot who lives with a government who likes to just give up and get buttfucked! so what? And we didnt bail you queer's out you would still be occupied or worse. Why the sandy vagina anyway? Cause your lil wetdream of americans getting creamed by your sissy comet is based on crap science and just isnt going to happen? I love frog legs why dont you bring your lil frenchy ass over here and talk your american hater bullshit?

Last Edited by DaNose on 06/25/2011 01:57 AM
The truth is the truth even if no one believes it and a lie is a lie even if everyone believes it!
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As if you didn't know that allready rofl
Wakey up guys ... Elenin is no threath to us!
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oh my

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