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When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/26/2011 10:57 PM
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When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
Personally, I think I will just spend all of my cash on alcohol and various narcotics (maybe a lil food to get through the show) and then just hike up to the nearest hilltop, unfold my lawn chair, and take it all in.

Why would I want to survive? To fight off hordes of other survivors? To suffer in a land of anarchy and barbarism?

If the chaos gets too close, I'll just shoot anyone that looks like they want to harm me or take my stuff, and then if it gets totally out of control, I'll just sui.

What's wrong with this plan?

Anyone else have a similar plan?

(for clarification, this is only in the case of cosmic doom i.e. comet/dwarf star/pole shift/etc)
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06/26/2011 11:00 PM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
Fools and idiots take it EASY ALL the time !

They rest one brain cell, and work the OTHER !
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/26/2011 11:01 PM
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Fools and idiots take it EASY ALL the time !

They rest one brain cell, and work the OTHER !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440895


Okay - but how do you feel about the scenario that I posed?
kwikky
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06/26/2011 11:08 PM
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Wow OP...something got you down? Maybe go buy some alkeehall and pull up a lawn chair today. I'll join ya.



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06/26/2011 11:17 PM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
The only "lawnchair" i would think of as useful is a rocket lawnchair which i will be blasting people to bits with with since they would just be annoying with there puny pistols
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06/27/2011 12:09 AM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
I like your style OP. Sounds like a good plan!
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06/27/2011 12:35 AM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
I figured a Lazy Boy with my SIG50 on one arm and my Mossberg on the other, oh ya and some BBQ...

macgun

The only "lawnchair" i would think of as useful is a rocket lawnchair which i will be blasting people to bits with with since they would just be annoying with there puny pistols
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Anonymous Coward
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
If its nuclear im going for a walk.
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06/27/2011 12:38 AM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
See, that's where the BBQ come in !

If its nuclear im going for a walk.
 Quoting: Captain. Frizzlefarts
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06/27/2011 12:38 AM
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See, that's where the BBQ come in !

If its nuclear im going for a walk.
 Quoting: Captain. Frizzlefarts

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1412369


MMMMMMM BBQ!
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 12:44 AM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
I have been thinking about this lately, I might even have an end of days party...gee what will I wear?
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06/27/2011 12:44 AM
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not a bad plan...close to what everyone should be planning, but it really depends upon the nature of the S that hits the F.
I am hoping for a getle doom. Wipe out the bad guys and leave a few of us good guys to rebuild - providing the rapture doesnt occur at that point of course. I think everyone should pack up, and go to family and loved ones and band together in small communities. Being alone may suit some people, but if you want to live, you need support and at least some small numbers. I would head to my folks' place. On top of a small mountain, sheilded, especially if bridges or roads go out, but enough people live in that small community to see it thrive and survive just about anything save massive radiation. There are some small farmers, but we can increase that. There are some cows and chickens for sustainability - in fact everyone there would have a part to play in creating our own sub-society. free of money and greed, where everyone just does what they can to make everyone succeed. My self, I am not much of a farmer, but I can cook and sew and knit and make yarn and weave fabrics. So I could help keep people clothed and warm. and being so remote, we wont be first on anyone's list to come looking to blot us off the face of the earth. and we wouldnt be leaving to find trouble. just leave us our tiny corner of the world and we will thrive.
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06/27/2011 12:45 AM
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
I quit drinking several years ago but I have a bottle of Crown Royal saved for a special doom day like this.
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Re: When the SHTF legitimately -- Will Anyone Else Simply Pull Up A Lawnchair ??
I have been thinking about this lately, I might even have an end of days party...gee what will I wear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444630


Go naked. people wont laugh for very long.