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Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...

 
khnum
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06/27/2011 03:18 AM
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Your father must be very high up in the church.
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06/27/2011 03:18 AM
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Your father must be very high up in the church.
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06/27/2011 03:19 AM
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What kind of ungrateful bastard are you?
Next time you see your dad whacking it, HELP THE POOR GUY OUT!
pigchef
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06/27/2011 03:26 AM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
3rd time this week.

Life sucks in Nebraska.

Does this happen to minorities too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444729


oh hush

I've caught my dad masturbating

just relax

have a beer beer2

it's like someone opening the door while you're on the toilet.... happens to all of us sooner or later





chillax afro
 Quoting: hillcrest3


Yeah, But was your Dad masturbating while wearing your sisters panties and using your mom's dildo while looking at pictures of you? Cause that would be at a different level.
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 03:28 AM
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3rd time this week.

Life sucks in Nebraska.

Does this happen to minorities too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444729


lmao

You rule OP
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 03:29 AM
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Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
3rd time this week.

Life sucks in Nebraska.

Does this happen to minorities too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444729


So what's the problem?
Dr Discordia

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06/27/2011 03:30 AM
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Your father must be very high
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You can say that again.
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 03:32 AM
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epic thread
fellowearthling

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06/27/2011 03:42 AM
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Would appear obvious that if he requires that much extra stimulation, you need help sourcing better pictures!
 Quoting: fellowearthling


i think by his pictures he literally meant pictures of him
 Quoting: goeffy


That's 'keeping it in the family'!

Your father must be very high up in the church.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


'Highly ' qualified one might say?

Last Edited by fellowearthling on 06/27/2011 03:42 AM
"When your eyes are incapable of tears,
your ears lose their sensitivity,
your voice is unable to wound and
your feet are cleansed in the blood
of your heart, then you may stand
in the presence of your master."

Loosely translated from:
"Light on the Path"
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 03:52 AM
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3rd time this week.

Life sucks in Nebraska.

Does this happen to minorities too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444729


great thread.

One thing i don't understand why was looking at your pic ???I must say you should be proud of your father he is soo innovative.lolsign
Nosaj

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06/27/2011 03:58 AM

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Animals are beasts but men are monsters...
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06/27/2011 04:04 AM
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talk about one happy family. Mums dildo, sisters panties, your photo.

cruise
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06/27/2011 10:49 PM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
On his birthday give him sheep.
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 10:54 PM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
I don't know how to respond to this.

But if you get pictures, I bet you get a new motorcycle.
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 11:29 PM
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Wish I could multi-task like that.
Anonymous Coward
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06/27/2011 11:31 PM
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Be thankful he was not sniffing your boxers in the process, that surely would have sent the entire family off to the psyc ward.

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06/27/2011 11:32 PM
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run
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06/28/2011 02:54 AM
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06/28/2011 03:06 AM
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That makes his DAD GAY!! Which makes him his lover!!!! So he is his GAY LOVER FATHER SON!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2011 03:12 AM
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dumbass feedtroll bsflag



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Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2011 03:15 AM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
Sounds like you got some fuck and some shit

That makes a fuck shit stack

Some fuck

and some shit

You get a fuck shit stack

a fuck shit stack
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2011 03:15 AM
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tard
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06/28/2011 03:20 AM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
Damn, if you only had one more parable you could have summoned
Cthulu.

Better luck next time.
yeah
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06/28/2011 03:22 AM
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sounds like a very normal thing whats wrong with you get with the program and watch dr. phill maybe you will learn somthing you better shut up and snap out of it, thats what they all do ok so get with it sis.
General Troll, US Shillitary

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06/28/2011 03:23 AM
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So, how familiar are you exactly with your sisters panties? inbred
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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06/28/2011 03:49 AM
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Re: Help!! I caught my dad masturbating while wearing my sisters panties and using my mom's dildo while looking at my pictures...
Could have been worse.. You could have caught him using your moms dildo on your sister who was wearing your panties, while your mom was filming itbeared.. Now that would be a story my friend!!

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