There is no doom. Everything is swell. You people are stupid.

There is no pending doom. The world is just fine. There is nothing wrong in Syria, Greece, Japan, the US or anyplace else. Nothing is going on in Libya. There is no economic crisis. You are not going to die tomorrow. Peace has come to the middle east. There will be no more natural disasters.

Stop with the pins. You people sound dumb. Go outside and get some fresh air, its not radioactive I assure you. Get a job, the economy is booming again, you have no excuse for sittng around on you asses making up lies. The government is your friend, even the TSA is doing the right thing.

To paraphrase William Shatner:

GET A LIFE WILL YOU PEOPLE! ITS JUST A WEBSITE!!!!