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MY MOTHER IN LAW IS SEDUCING ME

 
KARL
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06/29/2011 01:13 AM
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MY MOTHER IN LAW IS SEDUCING ME
I was shocked last night at dinner at my girlfriend's house.
My mother in law who always sits next to me, started rubbing her left leg against my right one, first gently and then more and more vigorously.
Just before serving desert she rubbed my leg with her left hand and when she got up I was aroused but in shock not knowing how to deal with these new circumstances.
I stayed awake fantasising all night and I am considering what would happen with our relationship with my girlfriend if I was to succumb to my animal instincts and end up in bed with her mother??
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:14 AM
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I say do the right thing and give her dad a blowjob, too!
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:15 AM
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Hit it estupit
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:15 AM
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Which one is hotter? 5a
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06/29/2011 01:16 AM
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I was shocked last night at dinner at my girlfriend's house.
My mother in law who always sits next to me, started rubbing her left leg against my right one, first gently and then more and more vigorously.
Just before serving desert she rubbed my leg with her left hand and when she got up I was aroused but in shock not knowing how to deal with these new circumstances.
I stayed awake fantasising all night and I am considering what would happen with our relationship with my girlfriend if I was to succumb to my animal instincts and end up in bed with her mother??
 Quoting: KARL 1447526


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Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:18 AM
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gross! people are sick
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:21 AM
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Wait. Your girlfriend? Your mother-in-law?

WTF is wrong with THAT picture??
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:25 AM
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have u heard word 'threesome'. Fuck both but be careful about your father in law.sockpuppet
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:27 AM
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I say do the right thing and give her dad a blowjob, too!
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Wrong, but still somehow funny. Good one bruther.
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06/29/2011 01:48 AM
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What the hell, give it a go. If nothing else, you'll know what your old lady's gonna taste like in 40 years time.

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Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 01:50 AM
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"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 03:41 AM
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gross! people are sick
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06/29/2011 03:45 AM
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this thread should have be titled


"HELP,I HAD SEX WITH MY MOTHER IN LAW"
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 04:17 AM
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Think of it this way OP
If the woman is such a jerk for doing as she has done then she deserves nothing less than what she has coming to her including destroying her relationship with her daughter.

These kind of people must be treated as they deserve and want.
So go ahead and bang her as much as you want including up her ass. Then go and bang the daughter until you all get found out. Then leave them be to sort out their own problems.
I know its a terrible thing to say but seeing what the mother is like, i wonder how the daughter has been brought up. I expect if you marry her she will do exactly the same thing years from now.
Anonymous Coward
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06/29/2011 04:29 AM
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bang her up the ass... she deserves it for being a dirty little mature woman. there's no fantasy better than a milf fantasy, right?
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06/30/2011 12:11 AM
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I was shocked last night at dinner at my girlfriend's house.
My mother in law who always sits next to me, started rubbing her left leg against my right one, first gently and then more and more vigorously.
Just before serving desert she rubbed my leg with her left hand and when she got up I was aroused but in shock not knowing how to deal with these new circumstances.
I stayed awake fantasising all night and I am considering what would happen with our relationship with my girlfriend if I was to succumb to my animal instincts and end up in bed with her mother??
 Quoting: KARL 1447526


You neglect to tell us what part of Australia you are in. The behaviour you've written about is a little off,but she could just be testing your worthiness for her daughter...BUT if you are from Tasmania then your girlfriend is your sister,so if you root her Mum..?
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 12:14 AM
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Give her the fuckin cock, and stop being a bitch about it!!!
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 12:15 AM
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I've seen my MIL's tits. Actually they were quite nice.
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06/30/2011 12:24 AM
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I was shocked last night at dinner at my girlfriend's house.
My mother in law who always sits next to me, started rubbing her left leg against my right one, first gently and then more and more vigorously.
Just before serving desert she rubbed my leg with her left hand and when she got up I was aroused but in shock not knowing how to deal with these new circumstances.
I stayed awake fantasising all night and I am considering what would happen with our relationship with my girlfriend if I was to succumb to my animal instincts and end up in bed with her mother??
 Quoting: KARL 1447526


You're not really Australian, you didn't even use the word "cunt" once!

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Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 12:34 AM
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Spent many years with dealing with that. I am no longer married to my wife.. but her mom (ex-mother-in-law) was ALWAYS coming onto me.

Have fun.. be careful.
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 12:38 AM
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yeah, its every girls fantasy to have their boyfriend fuck their mother!

How much more of a turn on can it be? Oh wait maybe catching the boyfriend in bed with the father, yep that one is definitely hotter!

No, seriously the choice is all yours. Perhaps you could suggest a little hot action between your parents and your girlfriend. Any father worth his salt could manfully bear the burden of breaking in the sons girlfriend afterall.

What? Is that a gag I hear? Hey it may not be your cup of tea, but run it past your girlfriend and see what she thinks, after all if you tske her mother, its only fair.
Deej

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06/30/2011 12:43 AM
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Wait. Your girlfriend? Your mother-in-law?

WTF is wrong with THAT picture??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443486


Exactly what I was thinkin...

Does OP know what a "mother-in-law" is?

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tranny witch nli
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06/30/2011 12:51 AM
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Maybe your girlfriend's mother-in-law is testing you, OP?

Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 12:55 AM
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I say go for it. After you have well and truly fucked her Mom, then fuck your girlfriend without taking a shower.

Now that's hot.
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06/30/2011 01:16 AM
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Re: MY MOTHER IN LAW IS SEDUCING ME
I was shocked last night at dinner at my girlfriend's house.
My mother in law who always sits next to me, started rubbing her left leg against my right one, first gently and then more and more vigorously.
Just before serving desert she rubbed my leg with her left hand and when she got up I was aroused but in shock not knowing how to deal with these new circumstances.
I stayed awake fantasising all night and I am considering what would happen with our relationship with my girlfriend if I was to succumb to my animal instincts and end up in bed with her mother??
 Quoting: KARL 1447526


She has mental problems and you will lose the girl friend, so whatever.
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 01:29 AM
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They are testing you, how will you perform on overload wall
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 09:27 PM
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Maybe your girlfriend's mother-in-law is testing you, OP?


 Quoting: tranny witch nli 1432972

5a
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06/30/2011 09:33 PM
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Get her mother on video hitting on you.

Fuck the hell out of her, I mean get nasty on that bitch.

Keep the vid.....
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 09:34 PM
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fuck her
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2011 09:36 PM
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i'd empty my balls in dat ass
EvilBugger

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06/30/2011 09:37 PM
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Is that you Karl Stefanovic?!?
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